Flirting with foreigners

anniehoo

Its just not the same if they dont understand the lingo. Dabbled a few weeks back with that chatroulette malarky and got "chatting" to this gorgeous french lad. MSN addresses swapped and so the random online flirting began.

But today, sadly i had to delete him as this is how the conversation went after weeks of similar "chat":
Him: Bonjour how are you pretty?
Me: well hellooooo there..hows your day going?
Him: going..i dont understand
Me: are you having a good day?
Him: oh..ok..bien merci. You can chat?
Me: yeah..what did ye have in mind?wink wink?

*ages later*
Him: i am very sorry, i had to dictionary "wink"?

*FFS*
Me: so are you going to entertain me in work today?
Him: what do you want me to do pretty?
Me: virtual spanking for a start..joking... (desperately trying to rev it up a bit)

*5 minutes later*
Him: oh haha..i had to dictionary "spanking"
Me: sorry phone is ringing.Talk later.

Arrrgggggghhhhh......"MSN contact deleted". Now, i dont make a habit of flirting randomly with total strangers on the net (really i dont) but he was cute and ..well..what the hell But my god flirting with foreigners is just too much hard work when you have to explain EVERY feckin word or phrase.

Time to go back to real life flirting!

MrStuffins

Well, for a start, you gotta realise he won't get ANY slang or informal terms.

I lived in Spain for a while and when i spoke to people in English i had to talk to them like very small children................ very small foreign children...........


(ps. F*ckin foreigners coming here and taking our women!!)

Banned Account

Just mail him stills from pr0n sites, it saves words and typing.

Lux23

Its much easier face to face. Try the Scandinavians, they normally have perfect English and have a similar sense of humour to us. They are normally quite hot too.

smellslikeshoes

It's mostly because we Irish completely rape the English language.

Daemos

Voulez-vous couché avec moi, ce soir?

cian1500ww

MSN me ASAP :P

piby

No matter how goood their grasp of the English language is foreigners won't get the mannerisms of a dialect unless they've spent time in the country. It'd be particularly difficult over the internet!

Anyway I bet his English is a damn sight better than your French :rolleyes:

the_syco

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

It's mostly because we Irish completely rape the English language.

Agreed. If you want to use slang, use french slang.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Wanna swap msns's annie?? wink wink?

hidinginthebush

anniehoo wrote: »

Its just not the same if they dont understand the lingo. Dabbled a few weeks back with that chatroulette malarky and got "chatting" to this gorgeous french lad...

Isn't chatroulette mostly just people **** for the laugh? Is that why chatting is in inverted commas?

--Kaiser--

anniehoo wrote: »

Me: virtual spanking for a start..

WTF? Do you start hitting the keyboard or something?

cian1500ww

hidinginthebush wrote: »

Isn't chatroulette mostly just people **** for the laugh? Is that why chatting is in inverted commas?

Don't take everything you see in South Park to be true :P

Sitec

anniehoo wrote: »

Me: virtual spanking for a start.!

Ya'h Dirty Fecker.

WindSock

You should have got your lad out and start playing with it. Thats' prob what he was after.

heffomike54

anniehoo wrote: »

Its just not the same if they dont understand the lingo. Dabbled a few weeks back with that chatroulette malarky and got "chatting" to this gorgeous french lad. MSN addresses swapped and so the random online flirting began.

But today, sadly i had to delete him as this is how the conversation went after weeks of similar "chat":
Him: Bonjour how are you pretty?
Me: well hellooooo there..hows your day going?
Him: going..i dont understand
Me: are you having a good day?
Him: oh..ok..bien merci. You can chat?
Me: yeah..what did ye have in mind?wink wink?

*ages later*
Him: i am very sorry, i had to dictionary "wink"?

*FFS*
Me: so are you going to entertain me in work today?
Him: what do you want me to do pretty?
Me: virtual spanking for a start..joking... (desperately trying to rev it up a bit)

*5 minutes later*
Him: oh haha..i had to dictionary "spanking"
Me: sorry phone is ringing.Talk later.

Arrrgggggghhhhh......"MSN contact deleted". Now, i dont make a habit of flirting randomly with total strangers on the net (really i dont) but he was cute and ..well..what the hell But my god flirting with foreigners is just too much hard work when you have to explain EVERY feckin word or phrase.

Time to go back to real life flirting!

I have never heard of any Irish person successfully flirting with a foreigner.

Banned Account

Those damn foreigners, staying over there and stealing our wimmins:mad:

ibarelycare

OP why didn't you just use the smiley on msn instead of typing out the word "wink?"

xoixo

I'm useless at chat roulette, second I make eye contact with someone I can't help but smile, then get embarrassed and click next even if the person was cute and normal haha.

Also I don't get it with the new options now, the + - and the C N and some other letter at the side?
What do they do?

MonkeyTennis

heffomike54 wrote: »

I have never heard of anyone Irish person successfully flirting with a foreigner.

you have now.

Ann22

My friend and I had a few drinks a couple of weeks ago and went on it...much hilarity ensued. Pissed we were...some were saying 'hello pretty, you have drink...haha' while others spoke intelligently or played with themselves...... Got talking to a nice girl called Lara from someplace in Italy. She was skulling the wine too, a fella behind her kept showing us his arse. Were trying to speak German to a radiator...think he was shy.. Were talking to a quiet young lad from Montana I think about Stephen King etc. Just pressed next when the w**kers came on..

helimachoptor

anniehoo wrote: »

Its just not the same if they dont understand the lingo. Dabbled a few weeks back with that chatroulette malarky and got "chatting" to this gorgeous french lad. MSN addresses swapped and so the random online flirting began.

But today, sadly i had to delete him as this is how the conversation went after weeks of similar "chat":
Him: Bonjour how are you pretty?
Me: well hellooooo there..hows your day going?
Him: going..i dont understand
Me: are you having a good day?
Him: oh..ok..bien merci. You can chat?
Me: yeah..what did ye have in mind?wink wink?

*ages later*
Him: i am very sorry, i had to dictionary "wink"?

*FFS*
Me: so are you going to entertain me in work today?
Him: what do you want me to do pretty?
Me: virtual spanking for a start..joking... (desperately trying to rev it up a bit)

*5 minutes later*
Him: oh haha..i had to dictionary "spanking"
Me: sorry phone is ringing.Talk later.

Arrrgggggghhhhh......"MSN contact deleted". Now, i dont make a habit of flirting randomly with total strangers on the net (really i dont) but he was cute and ..well..what the hell But my god flirting with foreigners is just too much hard work when you have to explain EVERY feckin word or phrase.

Time to go back to real life flirting!

honestly PM me!!!!

Irishcrx

This is true, I lived with two French girls for a year and for the first few weeks there english wasn't great and they couldn't make out a word we were saying. They said the Irish speak so quickly and use so much "Slang" that we become almost impossible to understand, add in sarcasm etc to that and we might as well be speaking alien. However after the year we were all having the craic and their english and slang was excellent!

AnonoBoy

anniehoo wrote: »

But my god flirting with foreigners is just too much hard work when you have to explain EVERY feckin word or phrase.

Time to go back to real life flirting!

Or go back to working when you're at work?



(Said he on boards.ie for the 100th time today!)

DazMarz

Webcam, get your tits out, he'll know what to do... and it's sorted. Never mind trying to 'flirt' and all that,..

PK2008

I pretend to by foreign on chat-roulette to snare naive Irish chicks

anniehoo

DazMarz wrote: »

Webcam, get your tits out, he'll know what to do... and it's sorted. Never mind trying to 'flirt' and all that,..

Im in work pffft :rolleyes:...im meant to be "working"!

heffomike54

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

you have now.

Well done so

we'llallhavetea_old

i went out with a foreigner briefly. he had feck all english, so the conversation was very minimal. i didn't mind though, he was pretty

he had a willy like a knitting needle though. it was like being repeatedly poked in the womb.

Naos

So, hands up who emailed Annie then...

pickarooney

Was the guy in the OP the hillbilly from Prison Break?

Duck's hoop

It's already been said but the guy was French. And you communicated in largely idiomatic phraseology.

If you want to improve your chances next time, maybe adopt a more tolerant, understanding and compromising attitude towards non-anglophones.

Or stick to your own kind if that's just, like, too much hassle.

Anyone

I put on my wizard robe and hat....

Bonito

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

WTF? Do you start hitting the keyboard or something?

No. The spank button.

Mad_Dave

Anyone wrote: »

I put on my wizard robe and hat....

Haha, forgot about this - good old bash.org That's right up there with the funniest post I've ever read

Abi

I went out with a Brazilian guy for a while, very nice guy and a hell of a good cook. He got serious pretty quickly so I gave him the slip :pac:

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i went out with a foreigner briefly. he had feck all english, so the conversation was very minimal. i didn't mind though, he was pretty

he had a willy like a knitting needle though. it was like being repeatedly poked in the womb.

Wahtsy... nothing could prepare us for your posts sometimes

we'llallhavetea_old

Abigayle wrote: »

Wahtsy... nothing could prepare us for your posts sometimes

nothing could have prepared my womb for the vigorous prodding it recieved

OutlawPete

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

nothing could have prepared my womb for the vigorous prodding it recieved

*Blesses himself*

Abi

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

nothing could have prepared my womb for the vigorous prodding it recieved

So instead of "ohh ohhhh ooooooooooooHHHHh" it was " ow ow OWW OWWWWWWW!!!" while trying to crawl away? :pac:

we'llallhavetea_old

Abigayle wrote: »

So instead of "ohh ohhhh ooooooooooooHHHHh" it was " ow ow OWW OWWWWWWW!!!" while trying to crawl away? :pac:

yes indeed! there was plenty of hip holding going on, try and keep the damage to a minimum.

DonJose

anniehoo wrote: »

Its just not the same if they dont understand the lingo. Dabbled a few weeks back with that chatroulette malarky and got "chatting" to this gorgeous french lad. MSN addresses swapped and so the random online flirting began.

But today, sadly i had to delete him as this is how the conversation went after weeks of similar "chat":
Him: Bonjour how are you pretty?
Me: well hellooooo there..hows your day going?
Him: going..i dont understand
Me: are you having a good day?
Him: oh..ok..bien merci. You can chat?
Me: yeah..what did ye have in mind?wink wink?

*ages later*
Him: i am very sorry, i had to dictionary "wink"?

Wow thats weird, I had the exact same online chat with a french girl.

Her: Bonjour how are you handsome?
Me: well hellooooo there..hows your day going?
Her: going..i dont understand
Me: are you having a good day?
Her: oh..ok..bien merci. You can chat?
Me: yeah..what did ye have in mind?**** ****?

*ages later*
Her: i am very sorry, i had to dictionary "****"?

Abi

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

yes indeed! there was plenty of hip holding going on, try and keep the damage to a minimum.

Its really hard to make your mind up whether to say stop or not though :pac:

Augmerson

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

It's mostly because we Irish completely rape the English language.

Hurrah for rape!

we'llallhavetea_old

Abigayle wrote: »

Its really hard to make your mind up whether to say stop or not though :pac:

mwah! so true, you don't wanna give up until you've tried every avenue

Rented Mule

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

It's mostly because we Irish completely rape the English language.

Is that you Fr. Murphy ?

Latchy

heffomike54 wrote: »

I have never heard of anyone Irish person successfully flirting with a foreigner.

Does Irish Guy living in UK flirting with English girl living in Dublin count ?

PK2008

Latchy wrote: »

Does Irish Guy living in UK flirting with English girl living in Dublin count ?

English girls flirt now?

Carlos_Ray

Not really flirting though is it? Its more like soliciting cyber sex.

Flirting for the most part doesn't involve "talking", its mostly body language so it doesn't matter if the person has limited English. You're confusing it with "Chatting up" someone.

Irish people are generally quite good at flirting IMO. The down side is, sometimes they don't know when the flirting should end and the next step should begin.

Latchy

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

yes indeed! there was plenty of hip holding going on, try and keep the damage to a minimum.

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

mwah! so true, you don't wanna give up until you've tried every avenue

Musta being some being some pounding going on there

PK2008 wrote: »

English girls flirt now?

Isin't that just grand ?

Hey .... unless it was Mary from Ballyjamesduff :eek:

we'llallhavetea_old

Latchy wrote: »

Musta being some being some pounding going on there

there certainly was. i thought he was trying out DIY abortions on me :pac:

heffomike54

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

mwah! so true, you don't wanna give up until you've tried every avenue

gigity,gigity,gigity, ooooh yeah!:D