I'll give you ONE WHOLE EURO...

KnifeWRENCH

.... if you tell me what you plan to do with it.

Whoever provides the most satisfactory reason for me to part with my beloved, squishy Euro goodness shall receive riches beyond their wildest dreams...*

*your wildest dreams may vary from those officially recognised by KnifeWRENCH and all associated parties.


OOOOOOH, SHINY......

Fago!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055909803

Zombienosh

WIZE

Put it on Spain winning the world cup and messi being top scorer at 60-1

jd007

I'll give you €2 for it OP!

Banjo Fella

If you give me your Euro, I will use Science to scientifically determine exactly why it's gone all "squishy". Surely it's not legal tender after being liquefied in a blender?

BBDBB

I'll go double or quits with you:D

sNarah

For 1€ you can have a shot of Tequilla whilst I talk dirty to you in Spanish.

What say you!?!?

BBDBB

Que?

lil'bug

i'll buy some penny sweets and share them with you give me the euro!!!!!!!!!!!!

landsleaving

sNarah wrote: »

For 1€ you can have a shot of Tequilla whilst I talk dirty to you in Spanish.

What say you!?!?

Es en el frigo. Cabajo es en el frigo.



Anyway, I'll use that euro to create a race of super mutant badger people made of shoelaces.

How you ask? Well if I told you that I'd have to dance the macarena.

And I won't do that.

Sarky

sNarah wrote: »

For 1€ you can have a shot of Tequilla whilst I talk dirty to you in Spanish.

What say you!?!?

I'll talk dirty to him in Spanish for free.

Heh heh heh... Bueno.

For €1 I would offer a euro to the person who tells me what they'd use it for.

landsleaving

Sarky wrote: »

I'll talk dirty to him in Spanish for free.

Heh heh heh... Bueno.

For €1 I would offer a euro to the person who tells me what they'd use it for.

I'll give you 50c not to talk dirty in spanish,

then the other 50c goes on penny sweets for those of nestly persuasions.

(Not to be confused with Nestlé)

KnifeWRENCH

Fago! wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055909803

Pfft. You can't let those corporate, coupon refusing whores refuse your coupon like a corporate whore. If you contributed my precious Euro to a pizza, I'd be supporting "the man". And I don't roll that way, man. Like, "FAR OUT" and such....

AlcoholicA wrote: »

That's a nice picture but I fail to see how it's relevant here, exactly. Besides, I'm only 50% homo, so it's inaccuracy upsets me.

Most Haunted wrote: »

Put it on Spain winning the world cup and messi being top scorer at 60-1

Gambling is a sin against God. I WON'T STAND FOR IT. GET OUT!!!1!!!one!! :mad:

jd007 wrote: »

I'll give you €2 for it OP!

Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again. 50 cent. That's my final offer.

Banjo Fella wrote: »

If you give me your Euro, I will use Science...

This is where I stopped reading. NEXT!

sNarah wrote: »

For 1€ you can have a shot of Tequilla whilst I talk dirty to you in Spanish.

What say you!?!?

I say "Muchos gracias, senorita". Or something more sensual than that. A shot of tequila never goes amiss but how will I know if you're talking dirty to me in Spanish? For all I know, you're just telling me to do the laundry, and I ain't getting off to that. again

lil'bug wrote: »

i'll buy some penny sweets and share them with you give me the euro!!!!!!!!!!!!

PENNY? This ain't Britain I'll have you know. Some good, patriotic CENT sweets are what's required here.
Also they would have to be shared 70-30, in favour of me. And I get ALL the fizzy cola bottles. ALL OF THEM...

landsleaving wrote: »

Es en el frigo. Cabajo es en el frigo.

sí....

Anyway, I'll use that euro to create a race of super mutant badger people made of shoelaces.

Go on........

How you ask?

Go on......

Well

Go on.....

if I told you that I'd have to dance the macarena.

And I won't do that.

Awww

Sarky wrote: »

For €1 I would offer a euro to the person who tells me what they'd use it for.

Ingenious! Why didn't I think of that?

sNarah

Oh mi amigo cuchillo verde, yo nunca le pediría que lavar la ropa, yo sólo le pediría que ser sexy para siempre. Juntos podemos bañarnos en los aceites lujosos mientras sorbo un Cabernet vintage y masajes a sus piezas especiales.

Tengo la botella de tequila listo, estoy usando mi camisón de seda, así que todo lo que se necesita ahora es USTED bebé. Oh yeah.

PCPhoto

sNarah wrote: »

Oh mi amigo cuchillo verde, yo nunca le pediría que lavar la ropa, yo sólo le pediría que ser sexy para siempre. Juntos podemos bañarnos en los aceites lujosos mientras sorbo un Cabernet vintage y masajes a sus piezas especiales.

Tengo la botella de tequila listo, estoy usando mi camisón de seda, así que todo lo que se necesita ahora es USTED bebé. Oh yeah.

had to use babelfish to translate that ...and the translation is confusing too:

Oh my friend green knife, I never would ask to him that to wash the clothes, I to only would ask him that to be sexy for always. Together we can bathe in luxurious oils while I suck a Cabernet vintage and massages to its special pieces. I have the ready bottle of tequila, I am using my nightgown of soothes, so everything what it is needed now you are YOU baby.

Google translates it as :
Green knife Oh my friend, I never ask him to wash clothes, I only ask to be sexy forever. Together we can bathe in the luxurious oils as I sip a Cabernet vintage and massage your special pieces.

I have a bottle of tequila ready, I'm using my silk nightgown, so all you need now is YOU baby. Oh yeah.

KnifeWRENCH

:eek::eek::eek:

sNarah

Just focus on the keywords so... yeah?
Tequilla - Bath - Oil - Silk - Nightgown - Massage - Special pieces.

How's that euro going Knifey??

Capt'n Midnight

you can use a hammer to punch out the centre part

then you'd have a hole euro

KnifeWRENCH

^ Indeed. However, I doubt it would then be accepted as legal tender. People are so damn picky with their money these days, refusing coins that are perfect apart from the tiny little matter of the gaping hole in the middle.

Oh, I don't know. Some people...

James T Kirk

Take tons of psychotropic drugs; toss the coin; watch it spin in mid-air forever.

KnifeWRENCH

:eek::eek:

DUDE......

Cicero

I'll buy that for a dollar....(seriously...I'll give you a dollar for the euro....)

jd007

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

:eek::eek:

DUDE......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

My poor eyes!!

hare05

It'll get you the cheapest DIY sex change money can buy.

You get a spork, 30lb of estriodol and 2 aspirin. Have a nice life.

joes girls

I only need 99 cent!

sNarah

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hey you, I asked you a question!!!

YEAH!! :mad:

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KnifeWRENCH

sNarah wrote: »

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hey you, I asked you a question!!!
So you did.

YEAH!! :mad:
Good for you

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sean corcoran

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So you did.
pwnd

YEAH!!
Good for you
lolocaust

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Why, yes you did. Congratulations!No.
roflcopter
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BBDBB

did no one win it?

is it a rollover Euro???

sNarah

I think it might have been a scam.:(:(

I suspect Knifey is actually a Nigerian widow!!!!!

KnifeWRENCH

sNarah wrote: »

I think it might have been a scam.:(:(

I suspect Knifey is actually a Nigerian widow!!!!!

Oi, that's no way to speak to her royal highness, Princess Abuja Fakespammer. :mad: Now you definitely won't win that euro unless you send me your name, bank details, credit card numbers and blood type.

sNarah

Now you definitely won't win that euro unless you send me your name, bank details, credit card numbers and blood type

My name is Mbukka Mbukka Geraldine.

My bank account is 2356.2124. Bank of Nigeria.

My blood type is AB.

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NOW did I win???

BBDBB

I claim that Euro on behalf of the Popular Peoples Front of CuckoosNestia, we shall use it wisely to further the cause of my bretheren against the imperialistic aggression of our cursed oppressors..............well it may buy a box of Fondant Fancies for the next meeting anyways

Boydsey14

For your Euro, I will compose the winning song for the 2011 Eurovision Song contest. Please make sure the actual coin is spotless, using a Lambuise polish, and placing in a 1in sq plastic coin folder. :cool: