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Why contemplate life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger sit

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#52 12-05-2010 10:58pm

El Weirdo

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I like it here can I stay?

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#53 12-05-2010 10:59pm

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El Weirdo wrote: »

I like it here can I stay?

Do you have a vacancy for a back scrubber?

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#54 12-05-2010 11:01pm

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This tbh...

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#55 12-05-2010 11:02pm

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William, it was really nothing

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#56 12-05-2010 11:02pm

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Jaysus, but I do The Smiths.

Good man, OP.

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#57 12-05-2010 11:03pm

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I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald, Buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder

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#58 12-05-2010 11:03pm

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stovelid wrote: »

Do you have a vacancy for a back scrubber?

Dont blame the sweet and tender hooligan

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#59 12-05-2010 11:04pm

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ksimpson wrote: »

William, it was really nothing

Well this is true, and yet it's false?

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#60 12-05-2010 11:05pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

You just haven't earned it yet, baby.

Bigmouth strikes again :rolleyes:

Sorry

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#61 12-05-2010 11:05pm

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El Weirdo wrote: »

I like it here can I stay?

Would you like to marry me and if you like you can buy the ring

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#62 12-05-2010 11:06pm

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Bigmouth strikes again

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#63 12-05-2010 11:08pm

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orourkeda wrote: »

Would you like to marry me and if you like you can buy the ring

But her skirt ascends for watching eyes - it's a hideous trait on her mother's side.

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#64 12-05-2010 11:09pm

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214horatio wrote: »

:cool:

Why think for yourself when plagiarising platitudes would suffice?

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#65 12-05-2010 11:10pm

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stovelid wrote: »

But her skirt ascends for watching eyes - it's a hideous trait on her mother's side.

Ew... paint a vulgar picture why don't ya?! :mad:

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#66 12-05-2010 11:10pm

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sron wrote: »

Why think for yourself when plagiarising platitudes would suffice?

Or "take on loan" for that matter.

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#67 12-05-2010 11:11pm

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sron wrote: »

Why think for yourself when plagiarising platitudes would suffice?

Last night the plans for a future war was all I saw on channel four

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#68 12-05-2010 11:13pm

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ksimpson wrote: »

Bigmouth strikes again

I'm gonna have to stop you - I heard that one before.

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#69 12-05-2010 11:13pm

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There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet someone who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home
And you cry
And you want to die
And then you post on the personal issues forum.

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#70 12-05-2010 11:13pm

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Dudess wrote: »

Ew... paint a vulgar picture why don't ya?! :mad:

What difference does it make?

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#71 12-05-2010 11:14pm

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Ere thrice the sun done salutation to the dawn

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#72 12-05-2010 11:15pm

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ChairmanWow wrote: »

Ere thrice the sun done salutation to the dawn

Some dizzy whore 1804?

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#73 12-05-2010 11:15pm

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Antisocialiser wrote: »

There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet someone who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home
And you cry
And you want to die
And then you post on the personal issues forum.

Shyness is nice and shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to.

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#74 12-05-2010 11:16pm

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stovelid wrote: »

What difference does it make?

I'm gonna have to stop you - I heard that one before.

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#75 12-05-2010 11:16pm

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You're the one for me Fatty.

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#76 12-05-2010 11:16pm

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Good times for a change,

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#77 12-05-2010 11:17pm

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stovelid wrote: »

What difference does it make?

I could have been wise and I could have been free but nature played its trick on me

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#78 12-05-2010 11:18pm

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Dudess wrote: »

I'm gonna have to stop you - I heard that one before.

By rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed...

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#79 12-05-2010 11:18pm

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stovelid wrote: »

What difference does it make?

A crack on the head is what you get for asking.

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#80 12-05-2010 11:19pm

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Best thread ever - its light should never go out.

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#81 12-05-2010 11:19pm

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OutlawPete wrote: »

Bigmouth strikes again :rolleyes:

Sorry

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt. :mad::D

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#82 12-05-2010 11:20pm

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stovelid wrote: »

By rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed...

Oh jeez... there's a charming man!

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#83 12-05-2010 11:20pm

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stovelid wrote: »

By rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed...

Ask me why and I'll spit in your eye.

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#84 12-05-2010 11:21pm

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Dudess wrote: »

Oh jeez... there's a charming man!

I don't owe you anything.

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#85 12-05-2010 11:22pm

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Dudess wrote: »

Best thread ever - its light should never go out.

Well, if it's not love, then it's this thread, that''ll bring us together.

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#86 12-05-2010 11:23pm

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Dudess wrote: »

Best thread ever - its light should never go out.

Agreed. The pleasure, privilege is mine.

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#87 12-05-2010 11:24pm

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stovelid wrote: »

By rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed...

Unruly boys who will not grow up must be taken in hand

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#88 12-05-2010 11:24pm

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Dudess wrote: »

Oh jeez... there's a charming man!

Since you ask - You are a flatulent pain in the arse.
I do not mean to be so rude, still, I must speak frankly.

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#89 12-05-2010 11:24pm

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stovelid wrote: »

Some dizzy whore 1804?

ere long done do does did?

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#90 12-05-2010 11:24pm

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orourkeda wrote: »

Unruly boys who will not grow up must be taken in hand

A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand.

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#91 12-05-2010 11:24pm

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stovelid wrote: »

I don't owe you anything.

But you owe me something repay me now

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#92 12-05-2010 11:25pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

Well, if it's not love, then it's this thread, that''ll bring us together.

And if the people stare, then the people stare. Oh I really don't know and I really don't care.

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#93 12-05-2010 11:26pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand.

Take my hand and off we stride.

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#94 12-05-2010 11:27pm

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stovelid wrote: »

Take my hand and off we stride.

you handsome devil

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#95 12-05-2010 11:28pm

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orourkeda wrote: »

you handsome devil

Let me get my hands on your mammary glands.

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#96 12-05-2010 11:28pm

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orourkeda wrote: »

you handsome devil

I think I can help you get through your exams?

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#97 12-05-2010 11:29pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

Let me get my hands on your mammary glands.

I'd like to drop my trousers to the queen

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#98 12-05-2010 11:31pm

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orourkeda wrote: »

I'd like to drop my trousers to the queen

I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie in the middle of the street and die...

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#99 12-05-2010 11:31pm

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orourkeda wrote: »

I'd like to drop my trousers to the queen

It happens a lot 'round here.

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#100 12-05-2010 11:34pm

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stovelid wrote: »

I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie in the middle of the street and die...

And do you think you made the right decision this time?

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#101 12-05-2010 11:37pm

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orourkeda wrote: »

And do you think you made the right decision this time?

There's ice on the sink where we bathe, so how can we call this a home?

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