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Worst thing you have seen going on in nightclubs.

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  • 13-05-2010 8:40pm
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    Don Keypunch
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    Worst thing you have seen going on in nightclubs.
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    dr.bollocko
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    The music.


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    molloyjazz
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    people riding in the jacks


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    El Weirdo
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    You first OP.


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    fillmore jive
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    Price of drink.


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    admiralofthefleet
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    handbag theft, from a well spoken girl in the harcourt hotel


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    Fukuyama
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    my dancing :(


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    KeithM89_old
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    Fat girls in skimpy clothes :)


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    neil_hosey
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    a raid...
    people doing coke in open air...
    smoking weed when before the smoking ban.

    Grossly unfair fights.

    some male dancers :)))))


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    neil_hosey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    Keithm89 wrote: »
    Fat girls in skimpy clothes :)

    aint that the truth, brother.


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    alwaysadub
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    people puking in the corner and legging it. Then someone else coming along standing in it..no wonder the carpets were always sticky!


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    bazmaiden
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    the amount of scum


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    InkSlinger67
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    Lads with their cock out in the middle of dancefloor pissing while dancing

    Can't bring my oulfella anywhere!!!


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    El Weirdo
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    neil_hosey wrote: »
    people doing coke in open air...
    smoking weed when before the smoking ban.
    OP said the worst thing.


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    Duggy747
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    People hiding their jackets in a big clump behind a seat / gambling machine only for some drunk student to waddle over and get sick all over them :D I've seen that happen twice.

    One of the cubicle jacks smeared from top to bottom in shìt with brown handprints everywhere, a pair of boxers on the ground in brown goo and a mountain of tissue that Everest would be proud of sticking out of the toilet. The guy must've been spinning and shìtting at the same time...........I still get flashbacks from the sight of it :pac: I knew the poor black fella in the jacks who had to clean it up.


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    bar closing


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    admiralofthefleet
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    Keithm89 wrote: »
    Fat girls in skimpy clothes :)

    like 10 pound of shite in a 5 pound bag


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    dr.bollocko
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    Country nightclubs when they play the National Anthem at the end of the night. That's always a laugh.*








    *crap.


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    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    Keithm89 wrote: »
    Fat girls in skimpy clothes :)

    We call them muffins ;)

    You know the way the muffin hangs out over the wrapping? A bit like a fat birds belly in a skirt and skimpy top :P


    I have yet to see anything that shocked me in a club. The usual fights, shagging in the jacks, doing coke in the jacks... it's all meh.


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    bronte
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    Worked in one during a summer about 6 years ago. One night I was clearing tables upstairs and I caught two people doing it . :eek: In full view of everyone.

    Calmly went down and told the bouncer who promptly removed them

    Not on bronte's watch. :cool:


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    Lollipops23
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    In D2 in the ladies, at the mirror doing the aul slap and girls either side of me came out of cubicles snorting and feverishly rubbing their noses.2 guesses as to whay they were up to....:rolleyes:


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    #22
    El Weirdo
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Country nightclubs when they play the National Anthem at the end of the night. That's always a laugh.*








    *crap.
    What about the ones that play the "dance" version?

    *shudder*


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    Mint Sauce
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    [insert AH joke about person who raised you here]

    and

    b!tch fighting

    :eek:


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    #24
    k99_64
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    Under age disco in the nightclub and I had to work at it, kids up to the elbow into each other.


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    Fukuyama
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    InkSlinger67 wrote: »
    Lads with their cock out in the middle of dancefloor pissing while dancing

    Can't bring my oulfella anywhere!!!

    LMAO when I read that :D


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    molloyjazz
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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    people puking in the corner and legging it. Then someone else coming along standing in it..no wonder the carpets were always sticky!


    Jesus if you have to puke in a nightclub do it in stealth style.. when i feel im about to hurl i head across the dance floor, whilst in the crowd and still walking i drop the chin 45 degrees and high pressure projectile vomit onto the floor. all in one motion, with no one the wiser.. as i cross the other side of the dancefloor i can hear some fat one in skimpy cloths Muffin slip and break her back.


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    Crann na Beatha
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    molloyjazz
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    Obaraten wrote: »
    lad in the jacks pissing into half a pint of carlsberg.leaving it out on the table to some drunken drink thief gulping it down that was sick ****

    thats justice


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    #29
    JohnnyChimpo
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    Getting my lovely warm winter jacket nicked one bitterly cold December's night in D2, and having to toddle on home with my nips protruding through my paper-thin shirt. Although I guess the problem here was that I didn't see it happening. And yeah, I guess it's my fault for being in D2.

    Also my mate getting the lil chap out in some ****hole nightclub in Dingle. Nobody seemed that perturbed or anything, I just wish I hadn't been eye-level with his crotch at the time.


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    mstan
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    Shiftin


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    The_Kew_Tour
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    Fighting and guys just in club to fight. If you want fight just go to boxing club, plenty of men waiting for you in them.


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