Worst thing you have seen going on in nightclubs.

admiralofthefleet

up for anything wrote: »

She still has her tights on. You'd think he'd wait.

yer man beside him looks shocked

sesna

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

happened to a girl i knew years ago. she was a right stunner (looked like christina aguilara in her dirty phase). we were out one night in dun laoghaire in scotts and she was wearing white leggings. anyway she went off to the toilet and did her biz. a while later we were walking up the steps of the dart station and i spied a 20 cent sized brown mark on the back of her trolleys.

poor girl must have gambled on the fart lottery and lost, i didnt tell her though

Indeed.

minidazzler

Parsley wrote: »

grand :pac:



nothing filthy, just think these are hilarious :P

How long ago was that one taken? He looks like a friend of mine! Gonna have to forward and ask him is it him!

Parsley

minidazzler wrote: »

How long ago was that one taken? He looks like a friend of mine! Gonna have to forward and ask him is it him!

round the 17th of march? aaahhhhh now don't be doin that you'll get me in trouble :pac:

minidazzler

bronte wrote: »

Worked in one during a summer about 6 years ago. One night I was clearing tables upstairs and I caught two people doing it . :eek: In full view of everyone.

Calmly went down and told the bouncer who promptly removed them

Not on bronte's watch. :cool:

Cockblock much?

punchdrunk

molloyjazz wrote: »

which 'the palace'?

wexford st,Dublin

JohnMearsheimer

I saw a guy pissing from the upstairs of a night club on to the dance floor below him.

Also saw a turd in the sink in Fast Eddies in Cork. That guy must have been desperate for one.

FouxDaFaFa

Don Keypunch wrote: »

Worst thing you have seen going on in nightclubs.

Some tosser in a leather jacket stealing Feeky's girl.:(

celtic Liger

cant pick one thats worse then another. drugs is far from the worst though, ffs peeps, open your mind.

when i was 16 i seen some riding in the wesley.

oh oh, seen a bloke getting glassed in radio city before. poor chap.

Snowie

I come form dunshauglin, Ive seen a lot..... :pac:

Xavi6

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I come form dunshauglin, Ive seen a lot..... :pac:

Sticky-floor-tex yeah?

Rabies

I hate seeing young people pilling off the face. Looks so bad.
For some reason it doesn't seem as bad when they're in their mid 20s.
But 19 and 20 years coming up to the bar chewing their face off looks terrible.

Its the music, not much we can do about that. We cater for a certain crowd.

I might tell lollipops and gum at the bar and make loads of money

bad2dabone

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I come form dunshauglin, Ive seen a lot..... :pac:

Your come forms a town in Co. Meath?

Impressive, I wish to learn your mighty Jizz Techniques!

celtic Liger

Rabies wrote: »

I might tell lollipops and gum and the bar and make loads of money

gawd, they really must be kids if they'd be eating chewing gum and lollipops when there madgeouvit

Snowie

Xavi6 wrote: »

Sticky-floor-tex yeah?

if you want real dunshauglin experence go to the, attic :eek:

Rabies

celtic Liger wrote: »

gawd, they really must be kids if they'd be eating chewing gum and lollipops when there madgeouvit

Mid week is young, 18-24.
Weekends are different.
Big club is 18-24yrs
underground club is 18-late 20s.

Kids with no money but love to party.
Bloody students!!

Snowie

bad2dabone wrote: »

Your come forms a town in Co. Meath?

Impressive, I wish to learn your mighty Jizz Techniques!

I dont know what your talking about.

Lurching

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'll give ye a good pic I took before :pac:

By the looks of that, hes got his cock out, shes fully clothed, and shes not touching it.
Think hes missing out!

celtic Liger

Rabies wrote: »

Mid week is young, 18-24.
Weekends are different.
Big club is 18-24yrs
underground club is 18-late 20s.

Kids with no money but love to party.
Bloody students!!

nah its just when i was a teenybopper i'd be in all the pill clubs/bars and lollys and chewing gums were a must for the majority but never really me.

you cant get good enough pills in ireland that warrant chewing gum or sucking a lolly, these days. imagine the kids of now getting their hands on green triangles. LORD. back in my day.............

Executive Steve

I saw a guy defecate into his leather trousers and keep dancing once.

Another time, this lad had clearly smuggled a rake of yokes into the club in his sock after taking a few before rolling in, and he'd remembered them only several hours later... He sits down at the edge of the dancefloor chewing his eyebrows off, takes his shoe off, takes off his sock to find the yokes had all disintegrated into a single white gooey sticky mess from all the dancing and sweating (his shirt was pretty much soaked through)... So what does he do? Squeezes the sock out into his mouth, gives it a suck for good measure, and puts it back on. A kodak moment if ever there was one. Think there was another lad on all fours off his head on acid trying to eat the bass coming out of the speakers too that night, but sure that's hardly comment worthy really...

Xavi6

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

if you want real dunshauglin experence go to the, attic :eek:

Ha yeah I vaguely remember being in there one night.

It was 'interesting' to say the least.

GrizzlyMan

saw a lad jump from a balcony onto a huge xmas tree and it collapsed onto everyone on the dancefloor very funny unlike the time I saw some scumbags set of some blackcat bangers on the dance floor, luckly no one was hurt!

Raiser

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

I came across a girl peeing on the stairs in Vicar Street recently. Bathrooms ten feet away and she decides to pull up her skirt and do it on the stairs with people passing by.

Not only that, but she was on her mobile phone at the same time shouting at somebody not to underestimate her.

Peoples are weird sometimes!

Too right - That's sound advice for anyone anywhere at any time; Underestimate that Girl at your peril :eek:

- She probably didn't count on you ejaculating on her though, when she was in the planning stages of the operation I mean......

Lemegeton

the music in 99% of them.
women coming into the mens jacks and pissing in the sink cos they cannot be arsed to queue for the ladies.

Snowie

Xavi6 wrote: »

Ha yeah I vaguely remember being in there one night.

It was 'interesting' to say the least.

:eek: You've been there I never remember going there you just end up there, i remember this air head trying to put 2 euros coins ina condom machine when i was in the ladys toilet and i gave her my emergencey rubber glove one :pac:..

sexdwarf

My friend once saw a couple in a night club all over each other, she was sitting on top of him and he had his hand down his own trousers...classy!

FunkZ

Who_owns_this? wrote: »

I came across a girl peeing on the stairs in Vicar Street recently. Bathrooms ten feet away and she decides to pull up her skirt and do it on the stairs with people passing by.

Not only that, but she was on her mobile phone at the same time shouting at somebody not to underestimate her.

Peoples are weird sometimes!

I can't stop laughing =]

sbsquarepants

celtic Liger wrote: »

you cant get good enough pills in ireland that warrant chewing gum or sucking a lolly, these days. imagine the kids of now getting their hands on green triangles. LORD. back in my day.............

Ah the good old days!
I was once out with a group of people, all doing these very same triangles, one of the girls pops one, immediately gets sick on the floor, (for those who don't know, the trick is not to taste them, they are revolting!) picks the fecking thing back out of the puke and goes again:eek:
Classy bird

Gileadi

This was spotted in the palace nightclub in Dublin about 2 weeks back, is it a dress or just a top?

(Slightly NSFW due to presence of butt cleavage)

Standard Toaster

A used Maxi-pad stuck on the jacks door in Club M a few years back. Was quiet alot of, lets say, 'soakage' on the pad.