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Worst thing you have seen going on in nightclubs.
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Was chatting to a girl I had been trying to get stuck into for a while, a few months back in a club.
Things were going great, I was buying her a few drinks, and then we moved onto the shots, as you do. We were standing by the bar, with a close friend of mine standing behind her ordering his own drink. She warned me that she wasn't big on shots - ever gentlemanly, I spotted an opportunity so I continued to purchase two tequilas for us. I'll never forget what happened next..
She drank the shot all right, and then about 5 seconds later this look of absolute fear came across the girl's face, while simultaneously, my friend standing behind her started to gasp/look like he was going to heave (I thought this strange as he was still waiting to buy his drink + hadn't drank anything)..
I then looked back to the girl, who by this stage has opened the floodgates on the diarrhoea dam from under her skirt - literally spluttering all over the floor beneath her. It didn't take long for her to take leg and run to the bathroom, leaving a brown gooey splatter and the worst stench I have ever encountered next to me at the bar.
The worst part is, it was obvious from the trajectory of the diarrhoea that she was not wearing any underwear. I mean, if there were ever a chance to go the whole 9 yards with her, that was it.
Man I wish that she waited until she was on top of you to let the floodgates open. Would have been a much better story.0 -
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Dublin_Gunner wrote: »Ah holy jayzuz yeah. Proper stuff back in the day. You'd have to take about 10 for anything these days!
Bloody hell, I think the bloke in the grey is a mate of mine....
Doesn't work in a gym by any chance, does he?
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Was chatting to a girl I had been trying to get stuck into for a while, a few months back in a club.
Things were going great, I was buying her a few drinks, and then we moved onto the shots, as you do. We were standing by the bar, with a close friend of mine standing behind her ordering his own drink. She warned me that she wasn't big on shots - ever gentlemanly, I spotted an opportunity so I continued to purchase two tequilas for us. I'll never forget what happened next..
She drank the shot all right, and then about 5 seconds later this look of absolute fear came across the girl's face, while simultaneously, my friend standing behind her started to gasp/look like he was going to heave (I thought this strange as he was still waiting to buy his drink + hadn't drank anything)..
I then looked back to the girl, who by this stage has opened the floodgates on the diarrhoea dam from under her skirt - literally spluttering all over the floor beneath her. It didn't take long for her to take leg and run to the bathroom, leaving a brown gooey splatter and the worst stench I have ever encountered next to me at the bar.
The worst part is, it was obvious from the trajectory of the diarrhoea that she was not wearing any underwear. I mean, if there were ever a chance to go the whole 9 yards with her, that was it.
jaysus her bowels saved her from certain date rape!0 -
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Its Newcastle in the UK. There was an entire album of pics taken that night.
I remember one of an aul lad of about 50 chewing the eyebrows off himself.
Is this the bloke your taking about?
It was taken from this popular Power Point presentation that did the rounds a few years ago. It looks like the photos were taken in parallel universes
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