Worst thing you have seen going on in nightclubs.

Fighting Irish

Erica<3 wrote: »

So i hopped up on the bar, grabbed her up by her birds nest of hair, and told her if she wanted to do that she could go to the brothel round the corner, at least she could get paid for her services that way.

Women :rolleyes:

You, not her

Stratige

Duggy747 wrote: »

One of the cubicle jacks smeared from top to bottom in shìt with brown handprints everywhere, a pair of boxers on the ground in brown goo and a mountain of tissue that Everest would be proud of sticking out of the toilet. The guy must've been spinning and shìtting at the same time...

Holy jaysus.

Scarinae

Censorsh!t wrote: »

Oh god no! Haha. she pulled down her pants etc. Should have clarified:p

Thank jeebus for that, there I was thinking that story had got a bit too disturbing...

Cavehill Red

Erica<3 wrote: »

It's not the worst thing I've ever seen but it's the one that comes to mind now...

Worked in a bar abroad before, serving, and it's a fairly loud night as this was an irish pub, and it was after most of the gigs finished at this particular festival, and the people were pouring in in their droves..

Anyway, it's about half one in the morning, everyone bar the barstaff is a bit more than merry but there was still a decent atmosphere...

Until...

I look down from behind the bar to the other side and see this bobbing head, it was some chick going down on a guy right at the bar in front of everyone, not giving a continental who was watching...

So i hopped up on the bar, grabbed her up by her birds nest of hair, and told her if she wanted to do that she could go to the brothel round the corner, at least she could get paid for her services that way.

Back with another one of those cock-blocking feats!

Erica<3

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Back with another one of those cock-blocking feats!

What would you prefer I did? I was being paid to do a job, which was to serve drinks and to keep somewhat of a handle on things, and since security had fcuked off at 12 as is always the bloody way in that particular country, I wasn't about to stand there. She had already been causing trouble which security had done nothing about previously as she managed to WonderBra her way out of it.

And by the way, Cavehill Red, 'Cock-blocking feats'? Just because I actually speak up and say something when I think there's a call for it...?
You've probably seen more of my posts where I mentioned an episode on the Luas, but I hope to God you never find yourself in a situation where you're defenceless and incapacitated and NOBODY speaks up for you, then you'll be glad of one of my 'cock-blocking feats'.

Cavehill Red

Erica<3 wrote: »

What would you prefer I did? I was being paid to do a job, which was to serve drinks and to keep somewhat of a handle on things,

I'm confused - which were you being paid to do, the bar or security?

Erica<3 wrote: »

and since security had fcuked off at 12 as is always the bloody way in that particular country, I wasn't about to stand there.

Why not? What harm was being done to you?

Erica<3 wrote: »

And by the way, Cavehill Red, 'Cock-blocking feats'?

Chemical Brothers reference. Over your head, it seems.

Erica<3 wrote: »

You've probably seen more of my posts where I mentioned an episode on the Luas

Why would I have seen them? Were they on telly?

Erica<3 wrote: »

but I hope to God you never find yourself in a situation where you're defenceless and incapacitated and NOBODY speaks up for you, then you'll be glad of one of my 'cock-blocking feats'.

Who was defenceless and incapacitated in your story?

Erica<3

Cavehill Red wrote: »

I'm confused - which were you being paid to do, the bar or security?



Why not? What harm was being done to you?



Chemical Brothers reference. Over your head, it seems.



Why would I have seen them? Were they on telly?



Who was defenceless and incapacitated in your story?

I thought by cock blocking feats you were referring to one of my earlier posts, apologies.

Security buggered off, and bar staff were told to keep a handle on things and control it.

ddef

Raiser wrote: »

Two Girls having a Cat Fight in Costelloes, Limerick where after the more skill-full and maniacal of the two 'Ladies' had hair-pulled her opponent to the ground she skipped back about 5 feet and ran at her delivering an unmerciful, full force with carry-through kick into her helpless face.

- The venom, vigour and will to maim has stayed with me since - was easily more violent in intensity and hatred then the above, in fact had this Girl had a broken Pint glass handy then it would have been a blood bath I'm sure :eek:

Cat Fight, eh? I notice you didn't say anything about trying to stop it

Cavehill Red

Erica<3 wrote: »

I thought by cock blocking feats you were referring to one of my earlier posts, apologies.

Security buggered off, and bar staff were told to keep a handle on things and control it.

Fair enough, if security was your job spec.
I'm not saying public sex is acceptable. It's disgusting behaviour. But a simple 'Get a room' usually suffices. Personally I'd either avert my eyes or get the camera out to film a Youtube classic.

Cheap Thrills!

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Back with another one of those cock-blocking feats!

I see what you did there!

hehehe

yuloni

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Cavehill Red

Fishie wrote: »

Thank jeebus for that, there I was thinking that story had got a bit too disturbing...

Because watching yer da drop his bags and get cream licked off his backside in public then doing the same while he watches isn't remotely disturbing...?

Scarinae

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Because watching yer da drop his bags and get cream licked off his backside in public then doing the same while he watches isn't remotely disturbing...?

Er yeah, it is - but not even remotely as disturbing as a middle aged man dropping his bags and getting cream licked off his backside in public by his own daughter, which is what I thought the poster meant

wandatowell

Once went to take a dump in the jax to find somebody had taken a sh1t in a pint glass and left it sitting in the toilet...scummy b@stards

4zn76tysfajdxp

Erica<3 wrote: »

What would you prefer I did? I was being paid to do a job, which was to serve drinks and to keep somewhat of a handle on things,

Looks to me like she had a handle on things just fine. With her mouth.

Caco

My first time in a nightclub was a well known, classy (:P) old establishment called the Castle when I was 16. I saw my mate and some other people pointing and laughing at something behind me so I turned around to see the fat ass of some ugly 13 year old scanger on top of a some other knacker ridin him on the seats in the middle of the club... I failed to see the funny side!

The_B_Man

Some 17 yr old youngone drinkin smirnoff ice and smoking like a chimney, all the while being about 7 months pregnant and asking me did i want the baby, coz she didnt want it!
Took the smokes off her, crushed them up, and got a nice smack across the face for it!!
Shes a friend of a friend so spent the rest of the afternoon getting evils until she got pissed enough to not give a sh*t, and got over it! We had a lovely evening then!

sumatra

molloyjazz wrote: »

Jesus if you have to puke in a nightclub do it in stealth style.. when i feel im about to hurl i head across the dance floor, whilst in the crowd and still walking i drop the chin 45 degrees and high pressure projectile vomit onto the floor. all in one motion, with no one the wiser.. as i cross the other side of the dancefloor i can hear some fat one in skimpy cloths Muffin slip and break her back.

so so funny cant stop laughing at that

minidazzler

Condi wrote: »

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He said it was taken in Cork! Looks like my friend Killian! haha

Tar.Aldarion

Fightin', drinkin', schmokin', people moving like schnakes.

--LOS--

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Fightin', drinkin', schmokin', people moving like schnakes.

:eek:

what kind of dives are you going to?

bijapos

The_B_Man wrote: »

Some 17 yr old youngone drinkin smirnoff ice and smoking like a chimney, all the while being about 7 months pregnant and asking me did i want the baby, coz she didnt want it!
Took the smokes off her, crushed them up, and got a nice smack across the face for it!!
Shes a friend of a friend so spent the rest of the afternoon getting evils until she got pissed enough to not give a sh*t, and got over it! We had a lovely evening then!

So what happened? You got a shag and a BJ at the same time??

Funkfield

wandatowell wrote: »

Once went to take a dump in the jax to find somebody had taken a sh1t in a pint glass and left it sitting in the toilet...scummy b@stards

I would imagine the pint glass was in the jax already and the sh1t just sorta...


Why am I tryin to defend this?

Standard Toaster

Remembered I had this on my phone, mate sent it to me. :eek:

gollem_1975

--LOS-- wrote: »

:eek:

what kind of dives are you going to?

probably somewhere in schligo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKZTR3d-pmg

or Ballintool!

--LOS--

gollem_1975 wrote: »

probably somewhere in schligo

I should have known :pac:

punchdrunk

two brothers or mates fighting outside panama on the quays
one goes to kick the other falls backwards cause he's pissed and cracks his head off the pavement,never heard a sound like it! :mad:

Leeg17

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Fightin', drinkin', schmokin', people moving like schnakes.

Snheeky f*cker, reptillian like

gandalf

A nightclub known as "Jolly Good Fights" (name slightly changed to protect the not so innocent!) around 20 years ago waiting at the cloak room to hand my coat in and the lad next to me got glassed in the face, feckin horrible thing to see happen and I remember it vividly even today.

Abi

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Remembered I had this on my phone, mate sent it to me. :eek:

Oh that is digusting :eek:


What angle would ... *shudder* ... ugh never mind! :S