Mistaken lyrics

Earthhorse

holystungun9 wrote: »

No, Prof. Widow lyrics go...........honey bring it close to my, honey bring it close to my lips. It's gotta be big, it's gotta be big.

She is talking about willies.

No, she's not. Here are the original lyrics:

Slag pit
Stag sh*t
Honey bring it close to my lips
Yes
Don't blow those brains yet
We gotta be big boy
We gotta be big
Starf*cker just like my Daddy
Just like my Daddy selling his baby
Just like my Daddy
Gonna strike a deal made him feel
Like a congressman
It runs in the family

The bolded parts appear in the remix. He hardly overdubbed the lyric with a new vocal.

alexa5x5

There was a really bad dance song out years ago that’s lyrics were ‘Im horny, horny, horny, horny’. Well my slightly deaf Grandfather thought it was ‘Im honey…..’. You can imagine my horror when I had friends over and my grandfather walking around singing that! :eek::o

later12

alexa5x5 wrote: »

There was a really bad dance song out years ago that’s lyrics were ‘Im horny, horny, horny, horny’. Well my slightly deaf Grandfather thought it was ‘Im honey…..’. You can imagine my horror when I had friends over and my grandfather walking around singing that! :eek::o

Oh God. That reminds me of the car journey on holidays to Dingle where my Mum mortified me by demonstrating in front of my new best friend that she new all the words to the Blood Hound Gang's bad touch

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now

I don't know where she learned it from, but we just sat there in mortified silence not knowing whether to laugh or feign deafness. That song has never been the same to me (or I would wager, my friend)

alexa5x5

later10 wrote: »

Oh God. That reminds me of the car journey on holidays to Dingle where my Mum mortified me by demonstrating in front of my new best friend that she new all the words to the Blood Hound Gang's bad touch

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now

I don't know where she learned it from, but we just sat there in mortified silence not knowing whether to laugh or feign deafness. That song has never been the same to me (or I would wager, my friend)

:pac: Then you know my shame

username_eh?

alexa5x5 wrote: »

There was a really bad dance song out years ago that’s lyrics were ‘Im horny, horny, horny, horny’. Well my slightly deaf Grandfather thought it was ‘Im honey…..’. You can imagine my horror when I had friends over and my grandfather walking around singing that! :eek::o

when i was younger i thought it was honey too untill one day when i was like 14 and was shocked to my core at what i heard when i actually listened to it properly :eek:

Rubberlegs

When I was about 3 I thought the Brotherhood of Man song "Save all your Kisses for Me" was "Save your Fishfingers for Tea"
Was another song around the same time David Soul "Silver Lady". He sings "the Indiana wind and rain cuts through me" ( I think!) . I used to go around singing "the hippy on the windowpane":o.
That Macy Gray song where she sings "my world crumbles when you're not around", used to think it was " I blow bubbles when you're not around"

Dan133269

Flincher wrote: »

My sister is fairly shocking for those. That really annoying James Blunt song, he sings "I saw an angel, of that I'm sure". She sang, I saw an angel, of Adam Shaw".

I was sure those were the lyrics!

Anyway, the Motorhead song "Ace of Spades" where Lemmy sings "double up or quit", I always thought it was "double up her clit".

cowhands

In Spain years ago...a sing song started in the Irish pub...
Everyone: "Ive been a wild rover for many a year...."
Me: "and Ive spent all my money on fixing my ear"....
:eek:

Bendihorse

'I was shakin like a leaf' instead of 'I was shakin at the knees' ACDC Thunderstruck - Thought this until very recently...

'Four Hundred Children and a Crock (of a Car) in the field' instead of 'Four hungry children, not a crop in the fields' Chris Christopherson You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille - When I was a kid and my dad listened to Chris...

carlybabe1

pmsl, this thread is deadly
tracey chapmans fast car, i used to think it was
"and your arms and legs around my shoulders" wtf:eek:
instead of "your arms felt nice around my shoulders"

Elba101

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJUwRKnqiDk

brummytom

My mom was convinced the song 'She moves in her own way' was about the talking car Herbie.

She used to sing along with it, 'I love Herbie 'cos she moves in her own way'

Frank Black

I used to think in that 4 Non Blondes song ‘What’s going On’ when she sings “I pray every single day – For a Revolution”
That she was saying “I pray at the sink all day...”
I thought it was some feminist call to arms or something.

carlybabe1

or in the case of j-los so "cause tonite we gon break hips on de floor"

Juicyfruit

orourkeda wrote: »

I used to think that song "suicide blonde" by inxs was " slip inside the bomb "

I used to think it was "Soup inside a bowl"

I also used to think the lyrics to The Shamen - Move any Mountain - "I can move, move, move any mountain" was "I can moo moo moo in the mountains"

And most recently I thought the start of The Kooks - Shine on - which is "Safety Pins" was "Stacy-Kins"

heidi_ho

Don Henley song poison summer "i can tell you, my love for you will still be strong after the poison summer has gone".... years later i found out it was Boys of Summer..

and also "when the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie thats amore..."

Ricardo G

Garth brooks song ''Shameless'' lol, herself thought he was saying ''I'm Seamus''

flahavaj

When I was a kid I thought the last line of the National Anthem

"Seo libh canaig Amhrán na bhFiann"

was

"Shoving Packie Around the Field.":pac:

coco_lola

Savage Garden's "Truly Madly Deeply

Actual Words: I wanna lay like this forever, until the sky falls down on me

My Words: I wanna lay like this forever, until this guy falls down on me

Eiffel 65's "I'm Blue"

I always thought it was "I'm blue and I'm in need of a guy"

Guill

Better days aside - Betty davis eyes!
Poison summer has gone - boys of summer!

Duff

Back in the day I thought The Kooks - Naive was " I know she knows that I'm not on the roster "

AnonoBoy

The Cars - Let the Good Times Roll

"Let them leave you up in the air
Let them brush your rock and roll hair"

What's that? I didn't mishear them? Those are the actual lyrics? :eek:

Jaysus that's sh*te.

Micky Dolenz

You can stand under my armed beretta, beretta beretta, hey hey hey, under my armed beretta.

--Kaiser--

flahavaj wrote: »

When I was a kid I thought the last line of the National Anthem

"Seo libh canaig Amhrán na bhFiann"

was

"Shoving Packie Around the Field.":pac:

My dad used to sing it as

"Chasing colleens around the field!"

orourkeda

In that Red Hot Chili Pepeprs song

I used to think that

" with the birds I share this lonely view "

was actually

" with the buzzer shed it's a lonely view"

languagenerd

Just remembered now, when I was a kid I thought that ABBA's Thank You For the Music went "Who could live without it? I'm askin' all on the street" instead of "I ask in all honesty".

Was picturing some random woman hassling people on the street to find out what they would be without a song or a dance :P

The King of Moo

Hot dog..

Jump in fire..

How about turkey?

(can't remember the song title!)

Turtwig

I used to think "another face in the crowd" of It's my Life was "another fish in the crowd" it was only at my cousins wedding my error was pointed out to me.:o

richymcdermott

Rammstein all of the lyrics i keep messing up...:pac:

Laika1986

When i was younger i thought the lyrics: "I can see clearly now the rain is gone" was "I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone"

Never really understood what he had against her.

Niles

One could probably be forgiven for not understanding the lyrics of this song, but this is what it sounded like to me:

"and the Dj knows what his all followers are up to" - 00:26

"you know my mommy" at about - 00:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVML73BMNFo

ziggy

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The King of Moo

ziggy wrote: »

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That's the one, great stuff, thanks!

Now I can relive my childhood nightmares about the frog waiter...

Shosh

"My love has got no money, He's got his TROMBOLIES":D

Plumpynutt

"Would you lie with me and just fork at the world"

seagull

The King of Moo wrote: »

Hot dog..

Jump in fire..

How about turkey?

(can't remember the song title!)

The King Of Rock'n Roll

Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque

Liam28

My 6 yr old sings Horslips:
"Trouble, Trouble, Trouble with a cup o' tea"

For those too young to remember, that should be "Trouble with a capital T"

kegg

From the beatles song 'lucy in the sky with diamonds'......."the girl with colitis goes by". Sung by cousin a few years back.

kegg

Zucherro & paul youngs "senza una donna". Sounds very like "sex on a doughnut" every time i hear it!

Coriolanus

richymcdermott wrote: »

Rammstein all of the lyrics i keep messing up...:pac:

Yeah, it's as if the fúckers are speaking another language.

Panthro

"I'm blue and I'll steal or I'll die, and I'll steal or I'll die and I will steal or I'll die, and I'll steal or I'll die..."

Ara ya know the tune.

Ann22

When Cliff Richard was singing 'wired for sound' I thought he was saying 'it's wider for some'

Johro

starbelgrade wrote: »

What an eejit. Everybody knows that Cweam's best song is "We Will Wok You". Duh!

Pffff.... Bohemian Wapsody.

JohnMearsheimer

When Ronny Drew says the ladies lined up for the set in the Irish Rover I thought he was saying the ladies lined up for the sex.

languagenerd

When we were kids (about 4 or 5), me & my brother were convinced that one of the songs in Barney went "Flying high in the sky and we fucking wave goodbye!" and were fairly keen on singing it in public...

My mum was horrified and spent weeks watching Barney, waiting for an episode with that particular song in it. Turns out it was actually "Flying high in the sky, we look back and wave goodbye"

Catari Jaguar

Up until last week, karaoking to Van Halen Guitar Hero, I though the Jump lyric went "Maxwell jump" instead of "might as well jump." Got a real wtf? moment, laughed so much I couldn't finish the song...

Ah, it's catchier my way.

Go ahead and jump! Jump! Maxwell jump! Jump! :cool:

Scuid Mhór

Thought the ending to the Arcade Fire song Wake Up was 'better look out for love!' Turns out it's 'better look out below!'

My perception of everything was shattered.

sam34

I was a young wan back around the time of italia 90. there was a song called " we're gonna start the fire" which was a remake of a song by sone group (? the clash ? the cure... not sure really). anyway, the lyrics were changed to reflect our world cup campaign. so, there was a line " north of Ireland, south of Ireland, only one can go". in my head however it was " knock the violence out of ireland , only one can go" and i thought it was a profound political statement.

yes, I was a bit of a muppet.

bobbytables

When you're 5, it's totally ok to go shopping with family singing Tina Turner's - Whats love got to do with it.

Except when you're absolutely certain (for many years) that the words are "What's love Dr. Do, Dr. Dolittle". Naturally all grown up songs revolved around my innocent world. Just like at christmas band aid confirmed the spelling of "No" by singing, "Do they know it's Christmas time...N...O!!"

CroatoanCat

Some of these are class .

Way back when, a school mate of mine had the words of Madonna's "Borderline" a bit arseways.
Instead of "You just keep on pushing my love/Over the borderline" she was convinced it was "You just keep on pushing my love/Over the Ford Orion"....

All kinds of deviant....