pimp my porridge

ROK ON

My wife destroys the microwave every single morning with her porridge fanaticism. It drives me spare.

Do any of you people eat a normal breakfast like eggs and black puddingl how about a nice bowl of cornflakes from a newly opened box with a light covering of ice cold fresh milk.

Porridge me arse. Feckin sandal wearing feckin hippies.

The tax man

ROK ON wrote: »

how about a nice bowl of cornflakes from a newly opened box with a light covering of ice cold fresh milk.

Porridge me arse. Feckin sandal wearing feckin hippies.

Now that is a tasty breakfast!

elchupanebrey

Stick in an onion, a little left over beef and some potatoes and you got yourself a stew goin on

DualFrontDiscs

elchupanebrey wrote: »

Stick in an onion, a little left over beef and some potatoes and you got yourself a stew goin on

Smoked mackerel and peas FTW.

cdaly_

ROK ON wrote: »

My wife destroys the microwave every single morning with her porridge fanaticism. It drives me spare.

Mug of boiling water in saucepan with a bit of salt. Bring to boil, stir in 1/2 mug of porridge and a handful of sultanas. Turn off heat, let stand for 4 min. Done.

Dr_Colossus

Start the morning with a good slug of cod liver oil followed by a pint of water. For breakfast place one mug of porridge mixed with two mugs of skimmed milk in a large bowl and microwave on full for 4 mins. Mix in two mugs of Rice Krispies, makes a nice job of the porridge, adds a bit of sweetness and aerates it cooling it down quicker. After porridge finish off with a mug of orange juice and a yop.

The strangest addition I've ever heard to porridge was with a guy I knew who used to wash off the sauce from a tin of beans and add the beans to his porridge for protein. Whenever he ran out of beans he'd add a more normal fistful or two of red skin peanuts to his porridge.

Greyspoke

Nobody has mentioned a large spoon of golden syrup - can't beat it!

DirkVoodoo

elchupanebrey wrote: »

Stick in an onion, a little left over beef and some potatoes and you got yourself a stew goin on

Don't worry, I got the reference

Planet X

Black Strap Molasses........an throw her in the big ring!

elchupanebrey

DirkVoodoo wrote: »

Don't worry, I got the reference

Carl Weathers,

DirkVoodoo

elchupanebrey wrote: »

Carl Weathers,

Tobias: I'm afraid all I have is $1100, and that's for this plane ticket.

Carl: Check this out, $1100 is exactly what I charge for acting classes.

Tobias: [delighted] Oh no it isn't, what are the chances?