Dear Systems Analyst,

JordanRHughes

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began Unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches itself during Systems initialization, where it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night Out 2.5 " and "Clubbing 5.3" no longer run, and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Sunday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep "Wife 1.0" in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but un-installing doesn't work on this program.

Can you please help?

JordanRHughes

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal..

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance program, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating out without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES!

Yours, Systems Analyst.

JordanRHughes

Jesus..I was also having the same problem so here is my question, is it not possible to dual boot wife 1.0 and girlfriend 7.0 on my platform, as that i think i enjoy most of features in girlfriend 7.0...So that i can have both of them at the same time and choose at startup?

Confused....

cynder

My husband loved it........ his an IT guy. passed it round his work already