Testament

Glenster

I have returned.

From the frozen North to the burning South I have wandered, a supplicant in search for Bodhi.

Undettered by the ash clouds of Satan, his manipulation of the Euro exchange rate and the manifold demons sent against me I have come home to reveal to you, my brothers and sisters, the enlightenment bestowed upon me by the Eternal Father himself.


I am prepared to share with you my wisdom.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Sarky

Did you remember the milk and toilet paper?

Glenster

Sarky wrote: »

Did you remember the milk and toilet paper?

Posessions are a burden.

Sarky

So... No?

Deki

You'll have to go back for them. Only this time be quick about it.:mad:

Glenster

It's hard to reach enlightenment when you ring me every ten minutes asking for groceries, I dont even know why I leave my phone on.

And dont think I cant hear Rock Band paused in the backround. Too busy to go yourself my ass.

Glenster

Deki wrote: »

You'll have to go back for them. Only this time be quick about it.:mad:

Well I'm going to have to now, there nothing in for breakfast, not even bread. And the hall floor is sticky. And someone has been in my room.

Solitaire

And your room is sticky too...

Deki

still feeling enlightened ?

Sarky

Glenster wrote: »

It's hard to reach enlightenment when you ring me every ten minutes asking for groceries,

Well if you'd remembered them the first time I wouldn't be ringing you! I always remember your copy of Girls F*cking Goats when I go to the shops and ask if you want anything!

And dont think I cant hear Rock Band paused in the backround. Too busy to go yourself my ass.

I don't even own Rock Band. Hang on, when you say "enlightenment" you just mean you're smoking up again, don't you? That's it. Pack your sh*t up, I'm looking for a new flatmate.

Glenster

Sarky wrote: »

I always remember your copy of Girls F*cking Goats when I go to the shops

Girls Frolicking with Goats is a religious text that I use to center myself when I'm meditating, I'll thank you not to compare it to milk and toilet paper.

Sarky wrote: »

1)I don't even own Rock Band. 2)Hang on, when you say "enlightenment" you just mean you're smoking up again, don't you? 3)That's it. Pack your sh*t up, I'm looking for a new flatmate.

1) Band Hero then.

2) Genesis 1:12.

3) Co-tenants, we'll see who the courts side with, a shut-in Band Hero obsessive or the new Jesus.

Glenster

Deki wrote: »

still feeling enlightened ?

I wont lie to you, wiping the remnants of what I can only assume was once a
banana off three weeks worth of mail (half of which was adressed to both of us) has negatively impacted my karmic balance somewhat, but just give me a few hours alone with my goat magazine and I'll be back



...........................with wisdom.

Sarky

That was YOUR banana! You're conveniently forgetting how you demanded it be left there as part of your religious beliefs. Well, MY religious beliefs demand I kick out any lazy bastard not pulling his weight about the place. When the landlord sees the photos I took of your room you won't get so much as a cent of your deposit back.

Deki

I just want to know who's gonna clean up this mess???

Glenster

Sarky wrote: »

When the landlord sees the photos I took of your room you won't get so much as a cent of your deposit back.

If you wanna talk about sneaky photographs you've taken, we can talk about sneaky photographs you've taken, we can make it aaaaaaaallllllll a matter of public record...................

But no. Peace and Love.

If anyone wants me I'll be in front of a mirror practising my 'benign messiah' face.

BBDBB

Glenster wrote: »

If you wanna talk about sneaky photographs you've taken, we can talk about sneaky photographs you've taken, we can make it aaaaaaaallllllll a matter of public record...................

But no. Peace and Love.

If anyone wants me I'll be in front of a mirror practising my 'benign messiah' face.

If you dont get enough votes for an overall majority you will have to consider involving yourself in a coalition for the right to be the messiah, clearly your Peace and Love Manifesto will need room for negotiation to accomodate the reforms your Deputy Messiah will seek in recompense for his (or her) support

How do you feel about the "Peace and Love Manifesto" becoming, "A bit of quiet on a Friday afternoon and a bit of hanky panky where I dont have to call afterwards and we can both see other people manifesto", its not as snappy I grant you, but thats politics for yiz.

Glenster

As long as it doesn't end up as 'War and Hate' I'll be happy, too many religions have that already.


Yeah? Satire.