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Being drunk is.....

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  • 22-05-2010 1:34am
    #1
    Gang of Gin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭


    This could muster a myriad.... but i just took a massive drunken hock in the sink at the thought of tomorrow. Please add unpleasant thoughts of drunkeness. Mine surely is timid. Just expressions, really..
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    #2
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Get with it man, being drunk is like, soooo last night.


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    #3
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    IBTL

    cos' drunk threads never last long enough to see em the following morning.


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    #4
    Hank_Jones
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    I'm sorry, what is this thread about?

    I'm sober.


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    #5
    MrStuffins
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    It's 1:40, you're drunk, but now on Boards.ie

    Did you get kicked outta the club for being incoherent and starting pointless conversations OP?


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    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    It's 1:40, you're drunk, but now on Boards.ie

    Did you get kicked outta the club for being incoherent and starting pointless conversations OP?

    We should kick him out of this club.


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    FearDark
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    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    I'm sorry, what is this thread about?

    I'm sober.

    Plus one.

    I already had my mind made up that it was a shít thread anyway when it contained the word "Drunk" and was posted late on a Friday night/Saturday morning.

    These threads are inevitable.


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    FearDark
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    Fago! wrote: »
    We should kick him out of this club.

    Wait, what, you're all in a club? Nobody told me :mad:

    First rule of boards.ie club, don't tell FearDark.

    Bástards.


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    CorsetIsTight
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    ...something I've never experienced.

    I drink, but I've never been properly drunk, and have never had a hangover.

    What am I missing...?


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    MrStuffins
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    Fago! wrote: »
    We should kick him out of this club.

    If i was a virtual bouncer i wouldn't have let him in for starters!

    State of his shoes like!


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    starbelgrade
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    FearDark wrote: »
    Wait, what, you're all in a club? Nobody told me :mad:

    It's a straight club. :D


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    Sharpshooter
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    Gang of Gin wrote: »
    This could muster a myriad.... but i just took a massive drunken hock in the sink at the thought of tomorrow. Please add unpleasant thoughts of drunkeness. Mine surely is timid. Just expressions, really..

    You are not drunk at all.:eek:


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    starbelgrade
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    CorsetIsTight wrote: »
    ...something I've never experienced.

    I drink, but I've never been properly drunk, and have never had a hangover.

    What am I missing...?

    More alcohol.


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    MrStuffins
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    CorsetIsTight wrote: »
    ...something I've never experienced.

    I drink, but I've never been properly drunk, and have never had a hangover.

    What am I missing...?

    15 year old girls to try and impress with your blatent lies?


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    starbelgrade
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    MrStuffins wrote: »
    15 year old firls to try and impress with your blatent lies?

    I kissed a firl & I friked it
    Taste of her cherry frapstick


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    FearDark
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    It's a straight club. :D

    Who let you in?


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    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    If i was a virtual bouncer i wouldn't have let him in for starters!

    State of his shoes like!

    He smells like cardboard.
    FearDark wrote: »
    Wait, what, you're all in a club? Nobody told me :mad:

    First rule of boards.ie club, don't tell FearDark.

    Bástards.

    Stall it! Drinks on Sharpshooter!


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    starbelgrade
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    FearDark wrote: »
    Who let you in?

    I sneaked in through the back door. ;)


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    Drunk!?
    I'm jober as a sudge


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    MrStuffins
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I kissed a firl & I friked it
    Taste of her cherry frapstick

    sorry, whenever someone drunk posts a thread in AH i always wear one of these


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    #21
    FearDark
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    2 pints of Buckfast there SharpShooter. Only the best for my woman.


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    FearDark
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I sneaked in through the back door. ;)
    Meet you in the jacks in five.

    George.


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    #23
    minidazzler
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    Being drunk is a state of ascension beyond the normal limits of man.

    Not drinking sucks, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you will feel all day!


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    Gang of Gin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Gang of Gin


    Okay. Deserves closing, this thread. Aimless drunken witterings for After Hours. The cheek. My apologies. I mean that too. And for whoever asked the question why was I on here and not out boozing...?


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    being drink is not very pleasant if you are a glass of water


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    Fago!
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    Gang of Gin wrote: »
    Okay. Deserves closing, this thread. Aimless drunken witterings for After Hours. The cheek. My apologies. I mean that too. And for whoever asked the question why was I on here and not out boozing...?

    O.......k?


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    Sharpshooter
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    Fago! wrote: »
    Stall it! Drinks on Sharpshooter!

    Subscribe and I'll give you a drink and exectra's in The First Class Lounge.:p
    FearDark wrote: »
    2 pints of Buckfast there SharpShooter. Only the best for my woman.

    I would, but a pint looks nicer when you subscribe.:D

    You should see the Pint of Guinness.:eek:

    You will want to reach into your screen, grab it, and down it in one.:pac:


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    Fago!
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    being drink is not very pleasant if you are a glass of water

    Nor if you're cider. Rotten!


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    starbelgrade
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    FearDark wrote: »
    Meet you in the jacks in five.

    George.

    Roger that.


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    alwaysadub
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    Gang of Gin wrote: »
    Okay. Deserves closing, this thread. Aimless drunken witterings for After Hours. The cheek. My apologies. I mean that too. And for whoever asked the question why was I on here and not out boozing...?


    And the answer is.....


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    #31
    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    I'd love a drink actually. Been sober all day today and it's Friday. Stupid having to work.

    Anyways on topic:

    Being drunk is... a couple of eight year olds who are married.

    Wait what?


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