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Being drunk is.....

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    #32
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Subscribe and I'll give you a drink and exectra's in The First Class Lounge.:p

    That first class lounge sux! I ain't subscribing unless you, or someone else, promises me a stripshow! :pac:


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    #33
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Gang of Gin wrote: »
    This could muster a myriad.... but i just took a massive drunken hock in the sink at the thought of tomorrow. Please add unpleasant thoughts of drunkeness. Mine surely is timid. Just expressions, really..

    Who can say the word mryiad myradi myriad when drunk? :confused:


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    #34
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    And the answer is.....

    He got to you.:mad:


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    #35
    Snowie
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    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    You are not drunk at all.:eek:


    I cant even put the password on my pc when im drunk and my passwords .. :pac:


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    #36
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    landsleaving wrote: »
    I'd love a drink actually. Been sober all day today and it's Friday. Stupid having to work.

    Anyways on topic:

    Being drunk is... a couple of eight year olds who are married.

    Wait what?


    I LOL'd. Probably because i'm drunk :cool:


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    #37
    The Express
    Closed Accounts Posts: 373 ✭✭The Express


    1. Eating a burger with your mouth open, not caring what you look like
    2. 'Letting rip' in the pub and pretending not to notice it
    3. Thinking of things, then saying them aloud without thinking of the consequences
    4. Roomspin: waiting on the bedroom door to come around again, before getting out of bed to run to the jacks for some eye watering dry heaving.
    5. Prentending to walk straight, when your absolutely twisted
    6. Pretending to be interested in what the bird you're chatting up is saying
    6. Pretending to be interested in what the taxi driver is on about
    7. Talking to someone at the urinals that you'd never, ever talk to when sober.
    8. saying to every cnut in the pub 'sorry mate' when you bump into them
    9. Staying up 'til this hour posting sh1te like this.


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    #38
    Sharpshooter
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    Fago! wrote: »
    That first class lounge sux!

    No dice then.:eek:
    Fago! wrote: »
    I ain't subscribing unless you, or someone else, promises me a stripshow! :pac:

    No dice then.:p


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    #39
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    ^^^ class :D


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    #40
    CorsetIsTight
    Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭CorsetIsTight


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    being drink is not very pleasant if you are a glass of water

    Douglas Adams ftw :D


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    #41
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    The Express wrote: »
    1. Eating a burger with your mouth open, not caring what you look like
    2. 'Letting rip' in the pub and pretending not to notice it
    3. Thinking of things, then saying them aloud without thinking of the consequences
    4. Roomspin: waiting on the bedroom door to come around again, before getting out of bed to run to the jacks for some eye watering dry heaving.
    5. Prentending to walk straight, when your absolutely twisted
    6. Pretending to be interested in what the bird you're chatting up is saying
    6. Pretending to be interested in what the taxi driver is on about
    7. Talking to someone at the urinals that you'd never, ever talk to when sober.
    8. saying to every cnut in the pub 'sorry mate' when you bump into them
    9. Staying up 'til this hour posting sh1te like this.

    10. Not realising you've 2 number 6's


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    #42
    alwaysadub
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    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    He got to you.:mad:

    That's what i get for answering after having a whole glass of wine:(


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    #43
    Shulgin
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    Being drunk is sh1t compared to other drugs.:D

    Prefer mushrooms myself.!


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    #44
    CorsetIsTight
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    The Express wrote: »
    1. Eating a burger with your mouth open, not caring what you look like
    2. 'Letting rip' in the pub and pretending not to notice it
    3. Thinking of things, then saying them aloud without thinking of the consequences
    4. Roomspin: waiting on the bedroom door to come around again, before getting out of bed to run to the jacks for some eye watering dry heaving.
    5. Prentending to walk straight, when your absolutely twisted
    6. Pretending to be interested in what the bird you're chatting up is saying
    6. Pretending to be interested in what the taxi driver is on about
    7. Talking to someone at the urinals that you'd never, ever talk to when sober.
    8. saying to every cnut in the pub 'sorry mate' when you bump into them
    9. Staying up 'til this hour posting sh1te like this.

    So, when I asked what I was missing....this was it...?

    But I managed No. 9 on just two glasses of Dry Martini. :confused:

    Maybe I'll work my way up to No. 7. :D


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    #45
    Fago!
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    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    No dice then.:eek:

    aww:(


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    No dice then.:p

    AWWW! :(:(


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    #46
    Armin_Tamzarian
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    Being drunk is.....
    Usually not accepted as a defence by the courts...


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    #47
    starbelgrade
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    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    Being drunk is.....
    Usually not accepted as a defence by the courts...

    Especially not in drink driving cases

    Judge; "The accused is charged with being intoxicated & in charge of a motor vehicle on the night of May 22nd, 2009 at 3am on the N4 near the Mullingar exit. How do you plead?"

    Defendant; "But I was drunk at the time!"

    Case Closed.


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    #48
    Sharpshooter
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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    That's what i get for answering after having a whole glass of wine:(

    Big glass then?:pac:
    Shulgin wrote: »
    Being drunk is sh1t compared to other drugs.:D

    Prefer mushrooms myself.!

    I was hungry, now I'm starving.:mad:

    /note to self..Shulgin..
    Fago! wrote: »
    aww:(


    AWWW! :(:(

    Aww, have you got the wubblewuwss?:(


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    #49
    YouTalkinToMe
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    lying on the floor trying not to hang on,its also the craziest state ive ever been in.


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    #50
    Gang of Gin
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Who can say the word mryiad myradi myriad when drunk? :confused:


    Easy to say the word, I suppose. You probably mean to spell it... easy too. A pedant would say so. A former stenographer too.


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    #51
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sharpshooter wrote: »

    Aww, have you got the wubblewuwss?:(

    No!

    *sniffles*

    Baww :(


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    #52
    JONJO THE MISER
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    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    Being drunk is.....
    Usually not accepted as a defence by the courts...

    Ive learned that a long time ago or i think i have anyway unless im after a good few scoops:o.


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    #53
    CoDy1
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    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    Being drunk is.....
    Usually not accepted as a defence by the courts...

    /falls in front door, trips over coffe table and smashes head off of fireplace

    its actually a defence, in contract law, if you change your mind once sober.

    /gets sick into bin


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    #54
    Fago!
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    Being drunk is...

    ...what you'd get if you replaced the word "Hamster" with "Being" in the folowing line: "Hamster drunk is..."


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    #55
    x PyRo
    Moderators Posts: 8,719 ✭✭✭x PyRo


    Being drunk is the state I'm in now, Yet I still manage to come on Boards.

    FML.


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    #56
    Riesen_Meal
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    Being drunk is.....

    Super-fun at the moment.....

    At least im not as drunk as some guy who literally fell past my house as I put a key in the door....

    :p


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    #57
    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Fago! wrote: »
    Being drunk is...

    ...what you'd get if you replaced the word "Hamster" with "Being" in the folowing line: "Hamster drunk is..."

    Going home with Richard Gere


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    #58
    MJ23
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    Going to two chippers on the way home when you're not even hungry.
    Waking up in the morning with curry sauce on the tip of your nose, because you drank the remaining sauce from the curry chips you got last night.


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