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Medical check-up

jc77 · 2010-05-23 21:01:45

Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical check-up. After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following, "Mrs. Jones, overall you are very healthy for a 45-year-old woman. There is however, only one problem. You are 40 pounds over-weight and bordering on obese. I would strongly suggest that…

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Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical check-up.

After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following, "Mrs. Jones, overall you are very healthy for a 45-year-old woman. There is however, only one problem. You are 40 pounds over-weight and bordering on obese. I would strongly suggest that you diet now to save complications in later years."

She looks sternly and says, "I demand a second opinion."

"Ok" he says, "you're damn ugly as well."

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