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  • 24-05-2010 2:58pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 8,170 ✭✭✭


    I recently went on my second sun holiday. I had never actually saw any women in public areas sunbathing before these holidays. I have been to Florida for family stuff but had never witnessed it on beaches there. I figured ladies would do it at home in the back garden. While I don't have a problem with it I'd love the logic behind why it's ok when abroad and is it only European women that do it?
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    worthless this pics without is thread.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Wife and I spend a fair time aboard, Nice/Cannes, etc in South France for example.
    Its quite a common thing. I could post holiday snaps (of the beach) but due to our proclivities for things uncovered in our state and our attitudes towards the natural body, I can't for fear of breaking the forum rules.

    6 Billion+ creatures in the world called "humans" - what's the big fuss over!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Would this be a sort of a nudey thing, Father? Down with this sort of thing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Biggins wrote: »
    Wife and I spend a fair time aboad, Nice/Cannes, etc in South France for example.


    Nothing better the being irish in Nice your treated really well bye everyone love the place.... More so i live sitting on a certain road and watching the pretty french ladys walk bye... :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Funnily enough I wouldn't sunbathe topless in my garden because I wouldn't know who'd be perving out windows, but I'm perfectly happy to do so on a nude beach.

    I can only imagine that the reason that it's ok in Europe and not here is a) we don't get the weather for it and b) Irish lads react to breasts like they're some amazing mystical thing and, unlike European guys, can't keep their bloody mouths shut and accept the fact that the female of the species has mammary glands.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    kylith wrote: »
    Funnily enough I wouldn't sunbathe topless in my garden because I wouldn't know who'd be perving out windows, but I'm perfectly happy to do so on a nude beach.

    I can only imagine that the reason that it's ok in Europe and not here is a) we don't get the weather for it and b) Irish lads react to breasts like they're some amazing mystical thing and, unlike European guys, can't keep their bloody mouths shut and accept the fact that the female of the species has mammary glands.

    Dublin 8? nope,it's not me anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    kylith wrote: »
    the fact that the female of the species has mammary glands.

    You've just ruined the ending of the sex ed. book I was reading.
    Thanks.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Nothing better the being irish in Nice your treated really well bye everyone love the place.... More so i live sitting on a certain road and watching the pretty french ladys walk bye... :D

    Love the place ourselves. Especially the old french quarter.
    Hope to retire there.

    Back on topic. We need in some cases to drop our inhibitions and (for some) get over our self-esteem issues.
    Only then can we start to move on in some ways.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I've sunbathed topless while away, and here. Theres a quiet enough beach near where I live that I'd use if I wanted to lie out for a while. Also in my back garden.

    In Ireland people aren't really used to seeing tits on full display on the beach. So going topless is viewed as either a novelty or a 'disgrace'.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    worthless this pics without is thread.

    thanks alot YODA !!!

    .... made me think and read it twice !! (two things I dont like doing)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    I really think a lot of people have an idealized version of topless bathing in their heads comprised of Swedish swimsuit models and Adriana Lima.

    Instead, you're far more likely to get something like this.

    I'm glad topless bathing isn't that popular (at least here), it sure as hell ain't what you think it is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    kylith wrote: »
    Funnily enough I wouldn't sunbathe topless in my garden because I wouldn't know who'd be perving out windows, but I'm perfectly happy to do so on a nude beach.

    I can only imagine that the reason that it's ok in Europe and not here is a) we don't get the weather for it and b) Irish lads react to breasts like they're some amazing mystical thing and, unlike European guys, can't keep their bloody mouths shut and accept the fact that the female of the species has mammary glands.

    Think you're puttin the cart before the horse on that one.

    As Doug Stanhope says, "If you want us to stop looking, then take your top off!". We look because its a rareity here. If it were more normal we'd look less.

    To flesh Stanhope's point he says what if women wore gloves constantly? Would you ogle her bare hands?
    Do they have "facey" bars in Muslim countries? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,565 ✭✭✭southsiderosie


    Wompa1 wrote: »
    I recently went on my second sun holiday. I had never actually saw any women in public areas sunbathing before these holidays. I have been to Florida for family stuff but had never witnessed it on beaches there. I figured ladies would do it at home in the back garden. While I don't have a problem with it I'd love the logic behind why it's ok when abroad and is it only European women that do it?

    What part of Florida did you go to? I used to live in South Beach, and there were topless women everywhere - locals, American tourists, and foreigners.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Biggins wrote: »
    6 Billion+ creatures in the world called "humans" - what's the big fuss over!

    This means Moar Diddies in posh-speak right?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    kylith wrote: »
    Funnily enough I wouldn't sunbathe topless in my garden because I wouldn't know who'd be perving out windows, but I'm perfectly happy to do so on a nude beach.

    I can only imagine that the reason that it's ok in Europe and not here is a) we don't get the weather for it and b) Irish lads react to breasts like they're some amazing mystical thing and, unlike European guys, can't keep their bloody mouths shut and accept the fact that the female of the species has mammary glands.

    get over yourself love!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    kylith wrote: »
    Funnily enough I wouldn't sunbathe topless in my garden because I wouldn't know who'd be perving out windows, .

    Ahh go on. You know well who they'd be, the dirty buggers.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    liah wrote: »
    I really think a lot of people have an idealized version of topless bathing in their heads comprised of Swedish swimsuit models and Adriana Lima.

    Instead, you're far more likely to get something like this.

    I'm glad topless bathing isn't that popular (at least here), it sure as hell ain't what you think it is.


    What's it like in Canada , I'd say you could lose an eye in the colder parts.:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,350 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    liah wrote: »
    I really think a lot of people have an idealized version of topless bathing in their heads comprised of Swedish swimsuit models and Adriana Lima.

    sums up cannes sunbathing pretty well, i didn't even know topless sunbathing was a big thing over there till i went, some absolute stunners :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    liah wrote: »
    I'm glad topless bathing isn't that popular (at least here), it sure as hell ain't what you think it is.

    Barceloneta beach begs to differ.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,170 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    kylith wrote: »
    Funnily enough I wouldn't sunbathe topless in my garden because I wouldn't know who'd be perving out windows, but I'm perfectly happy to do so on a nude beach.

    I can only imagine that the reason that it's ok in Europe and not here is a) we don't get the weather for it and b) Irish lads react to breasts like they're some amazing mystical thing and, unlike European guys, can't keep their bloody mouths shut and accept the fact that the female of the species has mammary glands.

    It's mostly Irish guys around the resorts though. The beaches aren't nude beaches there either. One was but didn't go to it. The girlfriend was fine having her tits on show but not down there. As a straight guy talkin tits are attractive if they are on show in a public place I'd look...not leer but long enough to form an opinion. e.g Dublin girl with fake boobies not so great


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    stovelid wrote: »
    This means Moar Diddies in posh-speak right?
    LOL :pac:

    Take a walk on the pebbled beach of Nice some time.
    That much mammary glands to be seen, its like staring at wallpaper after a while.
    Its like "meh!" and then you see something else just as nice, car, building, place...etc.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭neilthefunkeone


    Was out Kayaking from Killiney beach out to Dalkey island on Saturday.. Loads of the nudie men swimming off the rocks there....


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Theres a quiet enough beach near where I live that I'd use if I wanted to lie out for a while. Also in my back garden.

    You have a quiet enough beach in your back garden?

    Fckin awsum!! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I've sunbathed topless while away, and here. Theres a quiet enough beach near where I live that I'd use if I wanted to lie out for a while. Also in my back garden.

    In Ireland people aren't really used to seeing tits on full display on the beach. So going topless is viewed as either a novelty or a 'disgrace'.


    Pics or GTFO :)

    I've always wanted to say that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    kylith wrote: »

    I can only imagine that the reason that it's ok in Europe and not here is a) we don't get the weather for it and b) Irish lads react to breasts like they're some amazing mystical thing and, unlike European guys can't keep their bloody mouths shut and accept the fact that the female of the species has mammary glands.

    Unlike, say, Italy and Turkey, and other meccas of male discretion?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Have been on beaches before with my wangers out but wouldn't do it here. I don't think I would if I were where I knew people, I imagine I would feel too self conscious or make them feel the same way too. Can't blame them, tbh :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    liah wrote: »
    Instead, you're far more likely to get something like this.

    God remember seeing her topless for the first time,
    I must have been about six
    the empire strikes back I think it was

    http://fightingcommiesforhealthinsurance.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/jabba_hutt-sideshow-l.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,981 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    There's a downside to nude beaches: you get the rough with the smooth. I was at one in Denmark (Dronningmølle) back in the mid-90s, and everyone was walking around nude. Some pretty young woman ... and her 60-ish parents. Yeesh ... :eek:

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    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I just thought of a comforting fact.. There's about 6-7 billion tits in the world.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    Ruu wrote: »
    Would this be a sort of a nudey thing, Father? Down with this sort of thing!

    Careful now!


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