My New Car.....You Likie?

jayjay2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvTH5WwxE74

Opinions Opinions Opinions!

Having owned a

97 WV Polo
07 Peugeot 107
07 Smart Fortwo Brabus

...and now THIS, I hope it holds up as well as the 3 others did!

Watchu guys think of the car?

jimmycrackcorm

Nice girly car

Rowley Birkin QC

Hope they threw in a free life-jacket. .

MunsterCycling

Thought they were reserved for hairdressers!

Owen

Don't park it with one set of wheels on a kerb, and the other off. It can cause the tin top to flex and distort, which will eventually lead to leaks.

NewApproach

No I hate it to be honest.

christy02

Being a Reno that roof is gonna break soon

FearDark

It'll look nice parked outside your salon.

Im just jealous my top doesn't go down.

SV

I'd rather walk.

Hogzy

@Eric Cartman

Can you thank this post aswell

Eric Cartman

Hogzy wrote: »

@Eric Cartman

Can you thank this post aswell

it didnt insult the car, so...... no

fonecrusher1

Not my cup of tea mate but hope it goes well for you.:)

If you wanna lose the slightly feminine image associated with that sort of car i recommend maybe getting a decent set of alloys or maybe even a bodykit.

iphone4g

No

Hogzy

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Not my cup of tea mate but hope it goes well for you.:)

If you wanna lose the slightly feminine image associated with that sort of car i recommend maybe getting a decent set of alloys or maybe even a bodykit.

Oh dear god, What ever you do dont listen to this man, It will only make the car worse!

fonecrusher1

Hogzy wrote: »

Oh dear god, What ever you do dont listen to this man, It will only make the car worse!

Really? oh wise one:rolleyes: what would you suggest? How would you go about de-gaying one of these?

FearDark

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Not my cup of tea mate but hope it goes well for you.:)

If you wanna lose the slightly feminine image associated with that sort of car i recommend maybe getting a decent set of alloys or maybe even a bodykit.

I totally agree with this. Bodykit is an absolute must for relatively new Renaults. Defo get a bolt on turbo, a dump valve, cut the springs, whack on some sort of Subaru spoiler on the back, white alloys, huge sunstrip, a few speed stripes on the sides and Dodge Viper stripes across the top, BMW stubby ariel, a list of all the things thieves can steal on the side of it i.e. Kenwood, JBL etc etc.

Buy yourself a fetching Burberry cap, pair of trackky bottoms, nice white socks that you can tuck trackky bottoms into and your sorted!

DAYCENT LAD!!

Hogzy

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

How would you go about de-gaying one of these?

Selling it or giving to my girlfriend/wife

Eric Cartman

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Really? oh wise one:rolleyes: what would you suggest? How would you go about de-gaying one of these?

liamygunner29

now that is funny Cartman!!

man to be honest looking at that video was kind of like looking at something from David Brent in the office I cringed in a kind of "does this man not understand the gayness of what he is doing, omg he think he's cool, oh no"

All in all if it makes you happy fair play to you. But in response to you're question No you should of stuck with the 97 Polo

fonecrusher1

This poor guy is probably balling his eyes out after reading all these posts.

Hogzy

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

This poor guy is probably balling his eyes out after reading all these posts.

That or he is asleep. Which to be fair most of us should be too:(
Go to bed!!!:pac:

FearDark

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

This poor guy is probably balling his eyes out after reading all these posts.

I know I feel kinda bad...

fonecrusher1

Hogzy wrote: »

Selling it or giving to my girlfriend/wife

Which one? The wife or the girlfriend?

qz

Hogzy wrote: »

That or he is asleep. Which to be fair most of us should be too:(
Go to bed!!!:pac:

True. And I do no like the car at all , but hey, whatever lifts your skirt up

Eric Cartman

FearDark wrote: »

I know I feel kinda bad...

he asked for opinions, in my opinion that is a hairdressers car and I wouldnt drive it , we never insulted him, just his choice in car , but were internet tough guys so we can say whatever we want because its not real life

FearDark

I'd drive it. Certainly better than my own car anyway.

There I said something nice.

I can sleep tonight.

Hogzy

Top Gear Review

Council flash if we’re honest. The kind of car bought as a sop to a nagging housewife, or purchase by younger ladies who want a drop-top but know nothing about cars, except that the Renault dealer is the one with the big sign next to Waitrose.

fonecrusher1

In all fairness does the guy not have one male friend that said hmm...a convertible renault megane eh? Are they not more for women.!!!

Ah well some people consider mini's & hyundai coupe's to be girly so each to their own & all that sort of cliche bullsh!t.

Eric Cartman

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

In all fairness does the guy not have one male friend that said hmm...a convertible renault megane eh? Are they not more for women.!!!

Ah well some people consider mini's & hyundai coupe's to be girly so each to their own & all that sort of cliche bullsh!t.

they are

fonecrusher1

Eric Cartman wrote: »

they are

Just not butch enough for ya?:D

FearDark

Well if we've learned anything here its that marketing really works, all those ads on The Late Late Show and those competitions to win this very car were not in vein because somewhere subconsciously the OP decided to buy this car without actually thinking it through beacuse if he did...

I think its the video that made me just cringe, and get a little narky with the OP. Its sooooo cringeworthy.

Eric Cartman

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Just not butch enough for ya?:D

Ordered myself the butchest car I could find

Hogzy

I See your:

Eric Cartman wrote: »

Ordered myself the butchest car I could find

And I raise you this:

Eric Cartman

Hogzy wrote: »

I See your:


And I raise you this:

WE HAVE A WINNER

Hogzy

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

If you wanna lose the slightly feminine image associated with that sort of car i recommend maybe getting a decent set of alloys or maybe even a bodykit.

Maybe you right fonecrusher1:

This is the epitome of awesomeness

fonecrusher1

Eric Cartman wrote: »

WE HAVE A WINNER

No you don't.

Eric Cartman

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

No you don't.

I see

suppose this will have to do

Hogzy

^^^ WIN!!!!!!

fonecrusher1

Eric Cartman wrote: »

I see

suppose this will have to do

Was gonna use it but i thought it was CHEATING! because its basically a factory on tracks.

In fact its an immediate disqualification because its running on tracks not wheels.

Game, set & match.:)

Eric Cartman

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Was gonna use it but i thought it was CHEATING! because its basically a factory on tracks.

In fact its an immediate disqualification because its running on tracks not wheels.

Game, set & match.:)

but its electric and the goverment wants me to buy an electric car and the tank wasnt a problem, who said wheels only, and theres wheels moving the tracks

fonecrusher1

Eric Cartman wrote: »

I see

suppose this will have to do

Needs racing stripes.:)

Hogzy

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Needs racing stripes.:)

And a folding metal roof!

CosmicJay

Should of gotten an mx-5.

You would still get the hairdresser comments but at least you would have a nippy good handling car.

fonecrusher1

Hogzy wrote: »

And a folding metal roof!

Nah, that'd be gay.



......aw jesus i couldn't help myself. Sorry OP!!!

CosmicJay

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Really? oh wise one:rolleyes: what would you suggest? How would you go about de-gaying one of these?

Screw keeping it. New car please. Otherwise maybe drop the Renault Sport turbo motor? Cut off the roof and weld in a roll cage. Bout the only thing thats gonna make it cool.

E39MSport

Nope.

Mr Benevolent

Sorry OP, I know you love it, but it's like a little boy getting a Barbie doll and expecting the other boys to be impressed. Ain't gonna happen.

EPM

OP...as long as you're happy...








but jaysus...:pac:

jayjay2010

jayjay2010 wrote: »

I hope it holds up as well as the 3 others did!

I hope so dude.

cantdecide

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

If you wanna lose the slightly feminine image associated with that sort of car i recommend maybe getting a decent set of alloys or maybe even a bodykit.

I'd lower it as it stands except maybe throwing in a couple of slim wheel spacers. It would harden it up a little. I think the wheels are pretty cool actually.

TestTransmission

I know the OP asked for peoples opinions but its still his car,which he paid for with his money, no need for all these "gay" remarks.