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MonkieSocks

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in first class on a plane.

The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs.

The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.

A few minutes pass.

The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs.

The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing.

A few more minutes pass.

The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again.

The man has finally had all he can handle.

He turns to the woman and says,

"Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs!

What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"

The woman replies,

"I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looks at him and says,



"Pepper."

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A Cannibal father and Son were walking through the jungle when they saw a pretty, but naked blond run by.

The Son said to the dad "Let's track her down, kill and eat her".

The Dad said back "No, let's track her down and take her home and kill your Mother"..

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A Police officer asked a stupid criminal why he requested a body cavity search when he was arrested!

The criminal replied, "Cause that way I can't be fingered in a line up!