What's in a name? Fun-only Weekend-politics-free zone

lecheile

Now woddle’s a diff-er-ent sort
Presented as DP’s cohort
More subtle is he
Though ‘Ban them’ says he
There’s plenty more there to retort

Woddle

Pherekydes I prefer Pythagoras

lecheile

Our Slogger's at home in the hills

Aimman

Woddle wrote: »

Pherekydes I prefer Pythagoras

Only if you look at it from the right angle!

Woddle

There was a runner named slogger
but sure he was only a bogger
He liked his hills
but they didn't pay the bills
So now he's only a jogger

lecheile

Our Slogger’s at home in the hills
Regardless of how many spills
He rubs off the dirt
And says “I’m not hurt”
To him, its a battle of wills!

Pherekydes

Woddle wrote: »

Pherekydes I prefer Pythagoras

Oh how cruel. Pythagoras was taken. My next username will be Theano.

/runs (ambles very slowly) off and cries.

donothoponpop

Now woddle’s a diff-er-ent sort
He hydrated on guinness and port
he fell off the pace,
in a flatulent race,
But his smell was the fastest in sport.

Aimman

So if this is just weekend fun, does this thread have to be deleted on Monday morning, depriving people of having a good read at work....em,,,,, i mean during a coffee break...:rolleyes:

donothoponpop

Pherekydes wrote: »

Oh how cruel. Pythagoras was taken. My next username will be Theano.

/runs (ambles very slowly) off and cries.

Alltogethernow, (swaying) "Theanooo, theanooooo"

kingQuez

I gotta grab a beer for this... need to help get teh creativity to flow

Aimman

Yeah, hurry up KingQueen, you need to catch up with us! :-)(

Woddle

kingQuez wrote: »

I gotta grab a beer for this... need to help get teh creativity to flow

donothoponpop

Aimman wrote: »

So if this is just weekend fun, does this thread have to be deleted on Monday morning, depriving people of having a good read at work....em,,,,, i mean during a coffee break...:rolleyes:

Absolutely, Monday is the cutoff. Then we get all serious and moody again about Big Running Matters. Then it'll be the weekend again, yahh-hooo!

lecheile

Now Aimman's a little forthright

donothoponpop

Has Kinky got his beer yet?

Slogger Jogger

It'll probably get locked soon 'cos we've strayed from the original topic and nothing original is being added to the discussion

<snip> see I can do it too !

Woddle

There was an ultraman wannabe
who went by the name of Aimman
He suffered from a case of BP
And also goes by the name Eammon

Lame I know

donothoponpop

Now Aimman's a little forthright
and his training quite frankly was ****e
so a little blood dopin'
put an end to his mopin'
now he's claiming all records in sight

donothoponpop

Slogger Jogger wrote: »

<snip> see I can do it too !

Damn! Secret's out. Mods are a figment of your imagination, all snipping is self-done by lonely attention seekers seeking sympathy.

lecheile

Now Aimman's a little forthright
His comments with hints of delight
While some they do say
His most pleasurable day
Is modelling com-pression tights

Aimman

lecheile wrote: »

Now Aimman's a little forthright
His comments with hints of delight
While some they do say
His most pleasurable day
Is modelling com-pression tights

I only did it for the money! I was in college at the time, they said those photos would never be released!

kingQuez

donothoponpop wrote: »

Has Kinky got his beer yet?

Disaster! no beer in the house. Just as well, Wobble makes a good case against drinking too much

Pherekydes

Now Aimman's a little forthright
He gives up without a big fight
he stops with a wheeze
In the least bit of breeze
And now he can't run post for a fortnight.

Aimman

donothoponpop wrote: »

Damn! Secret's out. Mods are a figment of your imagination, all snipping is self-done by lonely attention seekers seeking sympathy.

You mean the <snip>ing Mods do <snip> all around here? What a load of <snip>.

donothoponpop

Aimman wrote: »

You mean the <snip>ing Mods do <snip> all around here? What a load of <snip>.

See what an easy gig it is? Pay's great too, and four weeks paid vacation. I'm giving mod lessons for anyone who's interested, €35 per hour. Cash only.

rainbow kirby

donothoponpop wrote: »

I'm giving mod lessons for anyone who's interested, €35 per hour. Cash only.

That's a bit cheap! :pac:

BeepBeep67

can I play catch up?

There was a young runner called Woddle
Who thought being a stay at home dad was a doddle
So he bought a new treadie
And progress was steady
Now in his boards vest he looks like a model

Woddle

BeepBeep67 wrote: »

can I play catch up?

There was a young runner called Woddle
Who thought being a stay at home dad was a doddle
So he bought a new treadie
And progress was steady
Now in his boards vest he looks like a model

You the man

donothoponpop

rainbow kirby wrote: »

That's a bit cheap! :pac:

<scratches his forty-year-old head and wonders if the kids now say "mod lessons" to mean something kinky/>

donothoponpop

BeepBeep67 wrote: »

can I play catch up?

There was a young runner called Woddle
Who thought being a stay at home dad was a doddle
So he bought a new treadie
And progress was steady
Now in his boards vest he looks like a model

puke, get a room:D

Woddle

donothoponpop wrote: »

<scratches his forty-year-old head and wonders if the kids now say "mod lessons" to mean something kinky/>

Right now, your this guy

BeepBeep67

There was a strange a fellow from Leixlip
Who could run at a bit of a clip
From puttin' on races
And takin' runners through paces
It must nearly be time for a kip!

Woddle

donothoponpop wrote: »

puke, get a room:D

[Very Slow]
While riding in my Cadillac,
What to my surprise.
A little Nash Rambler was following me -
About one third my size.
The guy must�ve wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn. Beep! Beep!
I�ll show him that a Cadillac
Is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep. Beep! Beep! Beep beep. Beep! Beep!
His horn went beep beep beep. Beep! Beep!
[Slow]
I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake.
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind;
He still had on his brake.
He must have thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn. Beep! Beep!
I�ll show him that a Cadillac
Is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep. Beep! Beep! Beep beep. Beep! Beep!
His horn went beep beep beep. Beep! Beep!
[Normal]
My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust.
Soon we were doing ninety -
Must�ve left him in the dust.
When I peeked in the mirror of my car,
I couldn�t believe my eyes:
The little Nash Rambler was right behind -
I think that guy could fly.
Beep beep. Beep! Beep! Beep beep. Beep! Beep!
His horn went beep beep beep.
[Faster]
Now we�re doing a hundred and ten -
This certainly was a race.
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace.
The guy must�ve wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn.
I�ll show him that a Cadillac
Is not a car to scorn.
Beep beep. Beep! Beep! Beep beep. Beep! Beep!
His horn went beep beep beep.
[Fastest]
Now we�re doing a hundred and twenty -
As fast as I could go.
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow.
The fellow rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear,
�Hey, Buddy, how can I get this car
Out of second gear?!�
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep

donothoponpop

A sprightly Beepbeep67,
died and hit runner heaven,
where all 10k pb's
said low 33's
and marathons 2 and 11.

Woddle

Well this has been fun but gotta go to bed, no wife to get up with the baby in the morning

BeepBeep67

Donot fancied himself as an artist
and canvassed against all that was capalist
so they made him a mod
to seek out anything fraud
now he's planning to keep boards at it's finest

donothoponpop

BeepBeep67 wrote: »

Donot fancied himself as an artist
and canvassed against all that was capalist
so they made him a mod
to seek out anything fraud
now he's planning to keep boards at it's finest revolt as a fascist

BeepBeep67

There once was a jogger called slogger
who invested much time as a blogger
then he moved to hills
which suited his skills
and for medals became a bit of a hogger

lecheile

Damn you all!!! I've had rhyming couplets going through my head all night!!

The ones I can remember start with:


A genius is Krusty the Clown

Robin ph is a lad in a million (you can gues how this should end )

Boards is an online type forum

Grand Fromage, we call him DeVore (pronounced as in more gore or say amore??)

Any takers??

BeepBeep67

A genius is Krusty the Clown
who took up swimming for fear he might drown
started off with a width
but decided to quit
now he's found on hills up and down

BeepBeep67

A genius is Krusty the Clown
who never is found with a frown
if you've a question on Garmin
his knowledge is alarmin'
from lock to scroll up and down

BeepBeep67

robinph is a lad in a million
who is found downin gels by the billion
now he likes training easy
as the thought makes him quesy
but in races he's found millin' them (say the last 2 words quickly )

donothoponpop

robinph is a lad in a million
Ran a race he did brill in
Aft all the rushin'
He found him a cushion,
betwixt two busty Brazilians

lecheile

Robin PH is a lad in a million
Tried hard to find a friend for his pillion
Last year by the Lee
He mused “Could I fit three?”
As he contemplated that pair who’re Brazilian

lecheile

A genius is Krusty the clown
Garmin manual he never puts down
He knows how they tick
Makes them run very slick
He’s a tech Geek is what I have found!

lecheile

Boards is an online-type forum
Where one ought to show some decorum
There’s plenty of chat
And occasional spat
With mods who can’t add two and two-um

shels4ever

BeepBeep67 wrote: »

can I play catch up?

There was a young runner called Woddle
Who thought being a stay at home dad was a doddle
So he bought a new treadie
And progress was steady
Now in his boards vest he looks like a model

There was a old runner names Woddle
Who said runnings a Doddle
But on the start mat ,
His Garmin went splat
An now he washed up like Glen Hoddle

Woddle

I prefer beepbeeps :D

shels4ever

Woddle wrote: »

I prefer beepbeeps :D

Its your fault for having a name that rymes with stuff