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  • #102
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,902 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    CHD wrote: »
    Yore ma's virginity can't

    :D

    It's good to revive a classic every now and then.


  • #103
    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    :D

    It's good to revive a classic every now and then.
    Its a play on it.

    Its to the point.

    Is true.


  • #104
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    http://www.lotto.ie/Prizes-and-Results/


  • #105
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    You’re just like Santa if I believe in you I might get a present if I don’t I get noting. Therefore I chose to believe!!:D


  • #106
    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    I feel a ban coming on


  • #107
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    CHD wrote: »
    Yore ma's virginity can't

    True enough, but with vaginal reconstuctive surgery, it could be almost as good as new. I most emphasise almost though.


  • #108
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Go to bed, Cillian, for fúck sake...:D


  • #109
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Go to bed, Cill, for Jaysus sake...:p


  • #110
    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Yes boss.


  • #111
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    'Boss'........... I like it!:D


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  • #112
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Check out the spanish lotto op. You might have actually won that. U don't even need to buy a ticket sometimes i hear.


  • #113
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Weeeeeee...

    What you going to buy OP?

    Congrats ;)


  • #114
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Amira Inexpensive Mine wrote: »

    What you going to buy OP?

    More drink?


  • #115
    giggsy664
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    CHD wrote: »
    Ummm. Won't count. So go ahead, wont count.

    Wait, what?


  • #116
    giggsy664
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    CHD wrote: »
    http://omg.wthax.org/LOTTO.jpg

    lolwut?


  • #117
    highnc
    Registered Users Posts: 723 ✭✭✭highnc


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    "No winners" - thread FAIL!


    that's numberwang


  • #118
    Sharlovesjohn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Sharlovesjohn


    Congrats if u did win!

    you'd get a fair few bargains with your cash now!


  • #119
    bossa_nova
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭bossa_nova


    haha nice thread :pac::pac::pac:

    funny tho, i remmber a few years ago sittin in my dads car, and saw a lotto ticket and results, so i was havin a look to see if won anything and WHOAH
    WE WON :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    struck it rich i thought, having a little mini fit in the car !!!:o:o:o




    only to look at the dates to see they where a week apart :(


  • #120
    nice1franko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    :(http://www.rte.ie/aertel/150-01.html


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  • #121
    big_show
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭big_show


    WINRAR?


  • #122
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Thread had massive potential if there was a winner last night.. A good photoshop would have sealed it.


  • #123
    Sharlovesjohn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Sharlovesjohn


    he never said if he got the bonus as well maybe he won the 25k


  • #124
    nice1franko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    or maybe he was up all night drinking and playin poker online and lost his bollix and wishes he won the lotto so badly that he pretended he did - just so he could see what it felt like.

    plus it'd be a laugh.


  • #125
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    This whole thread is why Mepehedrone was banned.


  • #126
    Hank Scorpio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    funniest thread ever


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  • #127
    bossa_nova
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭bossa_nova


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Thread had massive potential if there was a winner last night.. A good photoshop would have sealed it.


    CHD wrote: »
    http://omg.wthax.org/LOTTO.jpg

    the winning ticket:pac:


  • #128
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Lets just leave this here for a while. Well played CHD.


  • #129
    silvervixen84
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    I miss the pink ticket rolls, the yellow ones don't have nice scenery in the background :(


  • #130
    PaddyBomb
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭PaddyBomb


    Hands up who believed him?

    I did :-(


  • #131
    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    WINNAR?

    Seriously,what?:L
    Did they really win?


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  • #132
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    CHD, really need to stop coming on boards drunk you head case lol


  • #133
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Can you ship 100$ to my Full Tilt? I fold AA.


  • #134
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    CHD wrote: »
    Admit it, you are gona do it.

    ha,yeah,if i was 12years younger..


  • #135
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Right, the worst of it???

    I have to bring that mad cúnt (CHD) with me to Las Vegas in August....:o

    It's gonna be some fúcking trip...:-D


  • #136
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Is he banned from soccer? He really, really needs to be let back in. The mental degradation is strong in this one.

    WP though, CHD. I almost didn't believe ya, but I really wanted that 100 euro.


  • #137
    stripysocks85
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,877 ✭✭✭stripysocks85


    http://lotto.ie/Prizes-and-Results/number-search/


  • #138
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    I'm no legal expert, but I'd guess that the mis-spelling of "WINNER" on all the follow-up posts makes the legal "contract" null and void ?


  • #139
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    I'm no legal expert, but I'd guess that the mis-spelling of "WINNER" on all the follow-up posts makes the legal "contract" null and void ?

    If he wants to play that game then my plan will be put into action. :mad:


  • #140
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Brillant thread, well played CHD. :D


  • #141
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    I R WINNER


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  • #142
    Mute
    Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭Mute


    I Believe...........


    WINNAR!!!!.jpg


  • #143
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭Degag


    If i ever win the lotto i promise i'll give away lots of money on Boards.... "If" being the operative word.


  • #144
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    CHD wrote: »
    http://omg.wthax.org/LOTTO.jpg

    August 2007 ???? :eek:

    You do realise that tickets expire after 90 days ?

    "Thread FAIL", I think is the appropriate cool kids' phrase ? :D


  • #145
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Excellent. Jolly good fun OP.

    So in entirely unrelated and completely 100% true news I have excellent news for you Mr. YOUR USERNAME HERE. The director of the first National Bank of Aha-Scra, Mr Seamus O'YOUR USERNAME HERE has unfortunately passed away leaving a substantial fortune behind him. Mr O'YOUR USERNAME HERE had no family left alive and as such, his substantial fortune lies in probate. However, it is your good fortune to share a surname with Mr O'YOUR USERNAME HERE you may be able to aid us in liberating his 8 figure fortune. As payement for your assistance you stand to earn 20,000 cubits. All you need to do is message me your bank account, sort code, your mother's maiden name, your first pet's name and your faourite colour.

    I look forward with great expectation to hearing you you kind sir.

    Yours Sincerely,
    etc


  • #146
    eskimoparty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 103 ✭✭eskimoparty


    Brilliant thread OP!!

    Classic!

    Anyone else surprised at the amount of ppl online at that time in the morning??


  • #147
    seanaor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭seanaor


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Junior and Leaving Certs are starting soon-someone's gonna probably do just that!

    This is my essay for Wednesday. Cheers!


  • #148
    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Here, I didn't win the lotto.

    Can the PM's for money please stop.

    Thanks,

    CHD


  • #149
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    CHD wrote: »
    Here, I didn't win the lotto.

    Can the PM's for money please stop.

    Thanks,

    CHD

    Muwuwhahahahahahahaah. Karma.


  • #150
    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    opinion guy wrote: »
    Muwuwhahahahahahahaah. Karma.
    It's not that, I just hurt from laughing.


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  • #151
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    CHD wrote: »
    It's not that, I just hurt from laughing.

    opinion guy wrote: »
    Muwuwhahahahahahahaah. Karma.
    .


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