France

Cormb

Given that many people are hoping that France suffer a loss or two at the World Cup due to Thierry Henry's infamous handball, here are a few jokes:

Q: Why did the French celebrate their World Cup Championship in 2000 so wildly?
A: It was their first time they won anything without the help of the U.S.

Q: What's the difference between 1943 and 2003?
A. This time around, the Vichy government is telling the German puppets what to do.

Q: What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
A: How to surrender in at least 10 languages.

Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.

Q: Why does Nike like the French Army?
A: Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.

Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Ger1701

You've probably seen the 'Anyone but the french' campaign by the Sun Newspaper...

Found this site that's producing customised clothing featuring Anyone But France logo designs; looks good.

www.younameit.ie

They make mugs aswell...thought they were worth a mention.

keano_afc

For sale: French army gun, never used. Dropped once.

Hear about the French army tank? It has 15 gears, all reverse.

Why is the French flag made of velcro? In wartime its easier to rip off the red and blue sections.

Bearhunter

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
Don't know, it's never been tried.