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Three Men

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  • 03-06-2010 2:22pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    Three men are walking down the street.

    The first guy sees a sign that says 'blow-jobs: $25' he goes in comes out (looking very happy)

    The other two guys are like “what happened?" the guy replies

    “Well first she pulled down my pants, put chocolate ice cream on it and then she sucked it off."

    They keep walking down the street and the second guy sees a second sign ‘blow-jobs: $50'.

    He goes in comes out (looking very happy) and he tells the other two what happened.

    “First she pulled off my pants, put vanilla ice cream on it and whip cream then she sucked it off.”

    They are walking down the road again and the third guy sees a third sign that says 'blow-jobs: $75'

    He goes in comes out and he looks very sad.

    The other two asked, "What happened?"

    He replied" well first she put strawberry ice cream on it then whip cream and a cherry.

    “The guys say "so....." he said, "well it looked so good I ate it"

    ________________________________

    A man boarded a plane with 5 kids.

    After they got settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,

    “Are all of those kids yours?”

    “No. I work for a condom company.
    These are customer’s complaints.” He replied.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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