girl with one leg - would you?

ilovecats

she's very hot, really sound, she's all over you, 1 catch, one of those legs is prosthetic. Would you sleep with her?

Indubitable

Odd question...

Yes I would perhaps go further than that since she is so sound.

speedboatchase

Does she go down on one knee?

Bonito

Yes. A one legged pussy is just as good as any. You should know, you're a self proclaimed pussy lover.

starbelgrade

Is her name Eileen?

ilovecats

indeed i am

Peyton Manning

Of course I wood.

starbelgrade

Bonito wrote: »

Yes. A one legged pussy is just as good as any.

I've never seen a pussy with legs. Flaps yes, legs, no.

dango

starbelgrade wrote: »

Is her name Eileen?

or Heather?

jd007

As long as she doesn't have a prosthetic pussy I probably would

Dudess

Once I got sufficient approval from the internet, I would.

Don't think it'd bother me. I'd probably be uncomfortable at first, but after a little while I'd get used to it and not care I imagine.

jimmycrackcorm

I'd love to get a leg over her

Shryke

Get a poll on this. Sound and attractive. An obvious yes.

fonecrusher1

ilovecats wrote: »

Would you sleep with her?

I would, but i'd be retching while doing it.

Peg-leg, yuk.

Lando Griffin

As long as she didnt bring the old one around with her in a bag causing an awful smell , yes yes.

murrayp4

pics or gtfo.....

RoundyMooney

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/4706/original/horsehole_handigirl.jpg?1246668022

starbelgrade

I dated a girl once who had a prosthetic leg. It was alright for a while, but she started to get really clingy, so I told her to hop it.

RoundyMooney

Dudess wrote: »

Once I got sufficient approval from the internet, I would.

Oh, of course

tony1kenobi

Absolutey...Stumpy...the most elusive dwarf....nail it.

Podge2k7

You weren't watching Deuce Bigalow lately by any chance?

ilovecats

how do i get a poll on here.

also, too late for internet approval:rolleyes:

m@cc@

I'd throw the leg in the fire.

RoundyMooney

m@cc@ wrote: »

I'd throw the leg in the fire.

After giving Heather that amount of shekels, I wouldn't blame you.

FearDark

I've fúcked worse.

Fratton Fred

Dudess wrote: »

Once I got sufficient approval from the internet, I would.

Prove it!

Local-womanizer

How Heather got a anything from the divorce with Paul I will never know. She dident have a leg to stand on like!

Doc

I would I remember meeting a German interior designer with one leg who was stunning. Only found out about the leg when we had to give her steel caped boots to go on site. I would have no problem with the lack of a leg.

In fact imagine the bedroom fun you could have with no leg in the way.

m@cc@

Doc wrote: »

In fact imagine the bedroom fun you could have with no leg in the way.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say a lot.

Offy

ilovecats wrote: »

she's very hot, really sound, she's all over you, 1 catch, one of those legs is prosthetic. Would you sleep with her?

Why wouldnt you sleep with her? Are you afraid she would kick the quilt off you in the middle of the night? Or that she would do a runner before you wake up? Whats up dude, cant you picture her with her leg wrapped around you? Are you afraid you'll fall of to one side?

OutlawPete

Course I would.

Thread is discriminatory, ask the ladies too.

I'm sure they'd all do the guy off that website, TheAmputee ;)

Offy

OutlawPete wrote: »

Course I would.

Thread is sexist also, why not ask the ladies too.

I'm sure they'd all do the guy off that website, TheAmputee ;)

Ask the guys too? Then we have to decide which leg is missing and that could get very messy!!!:D

fonecrusher1

False leg related pun.

Standard Toaster

http://www.break.com/index/balls_of_steel_crippled_girl.html

Would ya?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Look on the bright side of things... she's not going to be able to run away and you can always use the leg as a dildo.

I'm sorry, I'm going.

Offy

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

you can always use the leg as a dildo.

What strange world do you live on?

Dave147

Big time, any chance we could make her no-legged, they just get in the way.

fonecrusher1

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Look on the bright side of things... she's not going to be able to run away

only if you gave her a dead leg.

I feel sick.

OutlawPete

Dave147 wrote: »

Big time, any chance we could make her no-legged, they just get in the way.

All joking aside, the sexiest amputee that I ever seen had both legs removed.

She was on Oprah and on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

She wanted to compete in the Olympics but they said she had an "unfair advantage".

Total babe, can't find a pic though.

EDIT: Found one pic, she is even hotter than I remember.

starbelgrade

OutlawPete wrote: »

All joking aside, the sexiest amputee that I ever seen had both legs removed.

Is her name Noleen?

recylingbin

Depends, how big are her tits?

ilovecats

in case anyone is wondering, i went ahead with it and it was awesome. just seeing would everyone else have done the same. she was really cool actually

Glico Man

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

you can always use the leg as a dildo.

She's a dwarf as well? :eek:

















Score :pac:

recylingbin

ilovecats wrote: »

in case anyone is wondering, i went ahead with it and it was awesome. just seeing would everyone else have done the same. she was really cool actually

You nailed a handicap?
Are you a priest?

PeterIanStaker

Standard Toaster wrote: »

http://www.break.com/index/balls_of_steel_crippled_girl.html

Would ya?

Ha ha that is class!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

aaronh007 wrote: »

She's a dwarf as well? :eek:

















Score :pac:

No, but we could use the dwarf as a bauckup dildo.

That's it, I'm definitely leaving now.

phantom_lord

My father, God rest his soul, told me the best sex he ever had was with one-legged women. Something about positional play. I don’t know. I’ve always wondered.

starbelgrade

phantom_lord wrote: »

My father, God rest his soul, told me the best sex he ever had was with one-legged women. Something about positional play. I don’t know. I’ve always wondered.

My dad had one leg - it was amputated a few years before he passed on. I wouldn't feel to comfortable though, asking my mam if it improved their sex life. :eek:

Bob Z

ilovecats wrote: »

she's very hot, really sound, she's all over you, 1 catch, one of those legs is prosthetic. Would you sleep with her?

No i would just tell her to hop it






(i only read your post was that joke already made?)

jester77

If the night doesn't work out too good, you can just leg it