girl with one leg - would you?

seanaor

ilovecats wrote: »

she's very hot, really sound, she's all over you, 1 catch, one of those legs is prosthetic. Would you sleep with her?

Depends... Is it hardwood or softwood?

/Gets coat

petes

It's what's inside that counts. Snigger.


Of course I would. What's her phone number?

stovelid

Local-womanizer wrote: »

How Heather got a anything from the divorce with Paul I will never know. She dident have a leg to stand on like!

He did stump out in fairness.

As for the OP, I definitely would. A one-legged girl that is, not the OP.

Kold

As long as she's not fat I guess.

massdebater

starbelgrade wrote: »

Is her name Eileen?

Does she has a one-legged Asian cousin called Irene?

Hasmunch

I've got a stump coming on just thinking about it

Mr. Presentable

Dudess wrote: »

Once I got sufficient approval from the internet, I would.

Lady, you're all right. Yeehaw!

Wazdakka

Dont go near her..

The bitch'll take everything in the divorce.

Jumpy

OutlawPete wrote: »

All joking aside, the sexiest amputee that I ever seen had both legs removed.

She was on Oprah and on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

She wanted to compete in the Olympics but they said she had an "unfair advantage".

Total babe, can't find a pic though.

EDIT: Found one pic, she is even hotter than I remember.

The unfair advantange is that those legs have so much tension that they give out more force when shes running. I cant see them being easy to walk in, but running would be another thing entirely.

Kasabian

I have taken this to task personally and after alot of hopping between yes and no, I feel that I couldn't possibly stand over making such a leap , I feel that on foot of the OP's query it would be a step too far for me and couldn't possibly toe the PC line on this . I know I will probably get kicked for this but it's the way I lean on the matter.

So no.



*obviously if the girl is sound and goodlooking

OutlawPete

OutlawPete wrote: »

All joking aside, the sexiest amputee that I ever seen had both legs removed.

She was on Oprah and on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

She wanted to compete in the Olympics but they said she had an "unfair advantage".

Total babe, can't find a pic though.

EDIT: Found one pic, she is even hotter than I remember.

Surely having sex with her would be like screwing a kangaroo.

CreepingDeath

A woman with only one leg has it's advantages... easier to get the knickers off.

Chuchoter

Wouldn't bother me in the slightest

Boom_Bap

Which leg is missing?

Renn

The middle one.

orourkeda

ilovecats wrote: »

she's very hot, really sound, she's all over you, 1 catch, one of those legs is prosthetic. Would you sleep with her?

Of course. Why wouldnt you.

orourkeda

brokenlaptop wrote: »

Surely having sex with her would be like screwing a kangaroo.

If those things come off easily i'd have no trouble letting her bang away on me.

opinion guy

ilovecats wrote: »

in case anyone is wondering, i went ahead with it and it was awesome. just seeing would everyone else have done the same. she was really cool actually

So the purposes of this thread is so you can boast about screwing a girl with one leg ?? FAIL.
Thou one must wonder - how many sound one legged gorgeous girls are there in Ireland ? And out of them, how many just slept with some new guy ? I'm thinking you can count them on one hand. So I'm also thinking that if she is on boards or her friends are on boards - you're pretty much busted for boasting about your exploits on the intertubes. I bet you put it on your bookface status too didn't ya ??

Kasabian wrote: »

I have taken this to task personally and after alot of hopping between yes and no, I feel that I couldn't possibly stand over making such a leap , I feel that on foot of the OP's query it would be a step too far for me and couldn't possibly toe the PC line on this . I know I will probably get kicked for this but it's the way I lean on the matter.

So no.



*obviously if the girl is sound and goodlooking

Just
trying
too
hard.....

Darksaga87

Go for it!!! Break a le.....:eek:

stovelid

CreepingDeath wrote: »

A woman with only one leg has it's advantages... easier to get the knickers off.

And technically, their legs are always open.

OutlawPete

brokenlaptop wrote: »

Surely having sex with her would be like screwing a kangaroo.

Now I want her more.

Kasabian

opinion guy wrote: »

Just
trying
too
hard.....

Ha ha :pac:

tmax

Big difference between a one-nighter and a relationship here. I suppose men who wouldnt have a one-nighter are afraid others will think they're lacking somewhere (could be true) and so decline.

Know a pretty girl with a prosthetic leg and a limp (caused by a surgeons error), and she's getting married to a handsome athletic guy and I'm delighted for her

johnny_knoxvile

Renn wrote: »

The middle one.

Her Lady Gaga leg.

Lando Griffin

When you treat her bad it would become a case of The Crying Lame.

Bob Z

You need to ask yourself a few questions eg will she legless after a few pints? Will she have you going around in circle? Will you get splinters?

bonerm

So ladies, on the other er .... hand , would you go out with a fella missing a leg? (obviously the middle stand of his tripod is still present and accounted for.)

StormWarrior

At Sweden Rock Festival there is such good disabled access that every year loads of disabled people come. I've seen really really hot Swedish men with half a leg missing, one leg or even both legs missing, an arm missing, and/or blind, but they were still hot and Swedish, I would definitely go there. I once saw a bloke in a wheelchair there, he had no arms no legs and a tube in his throat, but he was old and not hot so i wouldn't have gone there. I actually find it kind of sexy when the attractive ones are disabled in some way, I think I developed a bit of a fetish for it after seeing all those gorgeous Swedes.

Splinter

Bob Z wrote: »

You need to ask yourself a few questions eg will she legless after a few pints? Will she have you going around in circle? Will you get splinters?

will you get my what? approval?

tmax

Ok well if you cant be serious then, I suppose we could joke a bit:

Say what you like about thalidomide victims, but I've never met one yet I would call a wanker.

drunkmonkey

No Limbs
No Limits;)

Banned Account

I wood hoppily do her

Banned Account

ilovecats wrote: »

in case anyone is wondering, i went ahead with it and it was awesome. just seeing would everyone else have done the same. she was really cool actually

Given the relatively small number of one-legged hottie in Ireland and the relatively large number of Boardsies, I predict this will get back to her and she will kick your ass.

Of course the kicking will have to be of the Karate Kid "crane stlye" or she'' just fall over.

Boom_Bap

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Given the relatively small number of one-legged hottie in Ireland and the relatively large number of Boardsies, I predict this will get back to her and she will kick your ass.

Of course the kicking will have to be of the Karate Kid "crane stlye" or she'' just fall over.

nonsence, both legs are required for crane kick.

Jumpy

tmax wrote: »

Ok well if you cant be serious then, I suppose we could joke a bit:

Say what you like about thalidomide victims, but I've never met one yet I would call a wanker.

The Army used to call their Small Arms Corps the Thalidomide Corps.

Biggins

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

...Of course the kicking will have to be of the Karate Kid "crane stlye" or she'' just fall over.

Boom_Bap wrote: »

nonsence, both legs are required for crane kick.

LOL True.
Fitzcaraldo's premise doesn't have a leg to stand on! :pac:

Bob Z

Splinter wrote: »

will you get my what? approval?

leg

bonerm

Anyone remember that girl in the wheelchair from The Office (UK version)?

Granted the actresss technically has two legs, but neighter of them are working (which could for the sake of argument equate to missing one leg and being able to walk). Either way, I totally would!

walshb

I wouldn't say No to Heather Mills, but I also wouldn't be as ****ing dumb and arrogant as that Macca to then go and marry the woman...

Fizman

bonerm wrote: »

Anyone remember that girl in the wheelchair from The Office (UK version)?

Granted the actresss technically has two legs, but neighter of them are working (which could for the sake of argument equate to missing one leg and being able to walk). Either way, I totally would!

I'd knock the wheels off her.

Bonito

If he did would it not have been, yano, illegal?

Fizman

I present to you this wheelchair bound beauty who is in Hollyoaks.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2736/4075829983_2330bddae2_o.jpg

D

iagnosed with Guillain–Barré syndrome, an autoimmune disorder affecting the peripheral nervous system (which is usually acquired from an infection, a really bad one), and the leading cause of non-trauma related paralysis, Kelly-Marie lost her ability to walk 3 years ago. She first noticed it affecting her legs when she couldn’t accelerate her car using the gas pedal.

The_Thing

I only ever violate cripples - because they can't run from me.

4zn76tysfajdxp

walshb wrote: »

I wouldn't say No to Heather Mills, but I also wouldn't be as ****ing dumb and arrogant as that Macca to then go and marry the woman...

Arrogant?

Fago!

Bonito wrote: »

If he did would it not have been, yano, illegal?

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

4zn76tysfajdxp

Fago! wrote: »

Fail quoted for posterity.

magick

Of course but before making love she would have to dress like a pirate and wear a peg leg then once we are going at it she would have to scream out ARRRRRRR at the finish.

Auldloon

Friend of a friend met a girl on the ferry from Norway to uk. Its well known for people going on the session.
Story goes they got drunk together and back to a cabin for a shag. She didn't tell him about her false leg just left him to discover it for himself. He threw it into the corner and carried on:)

SUNGOD

yes i would , as long as i liked her*...........ok ive been watching Dr Phil











*but i actuallaly would not let any handicap keep me from someone i like

brummytom

Of course I would, beggars can't be choosers