girl with one leg - would you?

Bonito · 04-06-2010 7:37pm

brummytom wrote: »

Of course I would, beggars can't be choosers

True. They don't choose, it's look of the draw.

*Ve zraw ze stravvers too see who getz ve shortest vun. Longeeest stravver halldzder gets seeets at da aye teee emmm*

Agricola · 04-06-2010 7:46pm

I think ill read back over the thread for all the obvious puns before I respond....

Bulktohulk · 04-06-2010 7:48pm

RoundyMooney wrote: »

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/4706/original/horsehole_handigirl.jpg?1246668022

Did anyone else notice the horse down the hole in that picture?

thebullkf · 04-06-2010 7:52pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

Is her name Eileen?

i hear she has a sister without any legs.

Noeleen

Mr Trade In · 04-06-2010 8:01pm

Just watch out for wood lice, worse than crabs.

Tar.Aldarion · 04-06-2010 10:53pm

If she was as good as you say I'd make sure she couldn't use the other for a few days.

Kanye · 04-06-2010 11:26pm

It depends how she lost the leg:

Hand-to-hand combat - yes;

Illness - no.

Bob Z · 05-06-2010 2:31pm

So what's the story OP? Is this all true or are you pulling our leg?

Tar.Aldarion · 05-06-2010 2:46pm

Kanye wrote: »

It depends how she lost the leg:

Hand-to-leg combat - yes;

Illness - no.

fyp

dylano_k · 05-06-2010 3:39pm

For all you people tryna get a leg up on these chicks Here Ya Go

The Pontiac · 05-06-2010 3:49pm

If it's good enough for Tony Soprano, it's good enough for me.

Tony had many flings, but shagging a one legged woman was the final straw for Carmela, who kicked him out and separated from him after this.

Your Airbag · 05-06-2010 3:53pm

Just spent the night with a one legged girl, I didnt want too but she wouldnt leave my house until I did, she was so insistant but still I resisted. I called her a taxi, offered her a lift but still she wouldnt go, I kept resisting but she put her foot down..........

...and then forgot where she left it, so she had to stay the night.