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Couple Of Jokes

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  • 04-06-2010 9:59am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    The Meanest, Toughest Hooker

    One day, after striking gold in Alaska,

    A Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.

    "I'm lookin' for the meanest toughest and roughest hooker in the Yukon," he said to the bartender.

    "We got her" replied the bartender. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."

    The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers.

    He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and yelled,

    "I'm looking for the meanest roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon."

    The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!"

    Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.

    "How do you know I want that position first?" asked the miner.

    "I don't," replied the hooker,

    "But I thought you might want to open those beers first."

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    Fergies Birthday Present

    The queen has just given Fergie her birthday present this year.

    A black BMW and a weekend break in Paris

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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