Your best hangover cure

Dr.Silly

Seriously, am sitting here and feel like chucking over my keyboard.
I have the sweats, the shakes, and can't move.
Please help

SeaFields

eat something, even if you have to force it in, and then take some painkillers and go back to bed for an hour....cured!

petes

I'll bite. Moar beer.

Trashbat

Dont Eat. Makes you worse. Have two Pints. The first one should be cider, with lots of ice, to hydrate you a little bit and the second should be your normal drink of choice. Then go eat something stodgy, but not too acidic.

Follow that up with a bottle of water and one of those redoxon vitamin C tablets. And then have another two pints.

Sorted.

drunkmonkey

HB Twister, it's the quickest hangover cure known to man, trust me i'm a pro

mathie

Dr.Silly wrote: »

Seriously, am sitting here and feel like chucking over my keyboard.
I have the sweats, the shakes, and can't move.
Please help

If you have the shakes then surely you are moving?

Dr.Silly

ok, it would seem a bit odd drinking a pint in work, so that's off the agenda I'm afraid :-(

colsku

I like to lash my head under a really hot shower, the more powerful the better and then get some kip. Unless you work for the civil service that doesn't sound like an option for you at the moment tho!

Trashbat

Dr.Silly wrote: »

ok, it would seem a bit odd drinking a pint in work, so that's off the agenda I'm afraid :-(

Get a job which affords you this luxury!

petes

You have the shakes? I think this may be more of a problem than you think.

Shower and Lucozade Sport... Altho I'm still feeling like crap today
2 nights in a row midweek will do that.

JerryHandbag

4 reheated MacDonalds hamburgers washed down with ice cold cow juice usually does the trick for me

Tabnabs

Hunky Dories and coke (leaded coke now, non of that unleaded suger free stuff :mad:)

wyndham

Footlong Italian BMT on hearty Italian, extra cheese, toasted. Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, cucumber. Marinara tomato sauce from the meatballs.
Little parmesan shake if they have it.

Cured

Sykk

A big durty full Irish ffs.. Can't believe no one mentioned that yet.

Dr.Silly

JerryHandbag wrote: »

4 reheated MacDonalds hamburgers washed down with ice cold cow juice usually does the trick for me

Oh Christ, would someone get that for me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.....sounds perfect !!

colsku

or a ****...

EnglishPollop

You definately need to take a painkiller of some sort - and drink something.
I normally get a bottle of water and a can of coke and sip them alternatively - the water will rehydrate you and the sugar in the coke will perk you up.

Once you feel like eating, make it something like a sandwich or pasta.

Hope you're better soon! There is NOTHING worse than a hangover at work...:p

fonecrusher1

Best hangover cure in my opinion is a dip in the sea.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

If you can gather the energey go to a swimming pool - sauna, steamroom, plunge pool jacuzzi , repeat

If not then get a smoothi and lots of crisps

hardCopy

Two hot sausage rolls from your local
hot food counter and a large bottle of fizzy lucozade sport(the blue bottle).

Then just hold out til lunch and get some serious comfort food in.

petes

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Best hangover cure in my opinion is a dip in the sea.

That's great for people that live by the sea.

Dr.Silly

colsku wrote: »

or a ****...

lol, the state I'm in that's DEFINETELY not an option !!!!

EnglishPollop

Or a McChicken Sandwich and a coke with loads of ice

Real Clare Man

A good dump......mug of strong tea and banana sandwich.....don't eat anything that will repeat.

Wazdakka

A Blowjob works pretty well.

Dr.Silly

EnglishPollop wrote: »

Or a McChicken Sandwich and a coke with loads of ice

ok, now I defo have a craving for macdonalds ...
if a good looking girl could deliver it to me I'd greatly appreciate it.
thanks

Dr.Silly

Wazdakka wrote: »

A Blowjob works pretty well.

asl ?

fonecrusher1

Insurgent wrote: »

That's great for people that live by the sea.

Improvise. Bath of cold water. No bath, cold shower. No shower, head under cold water tap.

What usually helps me:

a litre of cranberry juice, a loaf of wheat bread and a big bottle of Lucozade and sleep it off.

stanley1

+1, get down quick to matt the rashers.