Your best hangover cure

saa

Water water water
Milk
Chicken fillet baguette
toast
walking
lying on the couch going ooowwww

Jesus Wept

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Nothing to be proud of, but speaking from the POV of a chronic binger like myself. If you're out getting plastered, no recollection of getting home, and you wake up with the room spinning and your mouth like a cement mixer - there is no f**king cure for it. You can have the comforts of junk food, ice cold cider, more junk food, but you're looking at 2 days or more until all the symptoms are gone.
So for the "dirty fry up and a run and you're 100%!". That's not a hangover.

This, nothing works. In fact, if I am properly hungover - I will wake up after 4 hours of ****ty sleep and be unable to sleep anymore, I will barely be able to drink more than the occasional sip of water and I will be ****ed for at least two days, and only starting to recover on day 3.

The_B_Man

Any time i go into work hungover, i won't eat until lunch time. Then, near the end of me lunch break i'll go to the chipper and get a bag of chips. Just salt, no vinegar. Try get them so they're freshly cooked. The important part is their heat.

Anyway, ingest the really hot chips and give it 10 minutes. Cured!

Dubchild

A can of 7up and a bacon & grilled tomatoe sandwich and then a good long sleep.

TheZohanS

Now is the time to drink a couple of pints of water!

You can thank me in the morning.

PhysiologyRocks

I'm not drunk. Should I drink some pints of water anyway?

Nodin

TheZohan wrote: »

Now is the time to drink a couple of pints of water!

You can thank me in the morning.

What if I'm up all night pissin?

DEFTLEFTHAND

No never surrender, MORE WHISKEY!!!!!

minidazzler

TheZohan wrote: »

Now is the time to drink a couple of pints of water!

You can thank me in the morning.

Don't trust him, he said that to me at a beers 2 years ago and I woke up cold, alone and naked in some cheap hotel in Dublin City. The Zohan is not a man to mess with.

OPENROAD

In London.....and drunk......Seattle bound later

craggles

wibble wobble

Nodin

minidazzler wrote: »

Don't trust him, he said that to me at a beers 2 years ago and I woke up cold, alone and naked in some cheap hotel in Dublin City. The Zohan is not a man to mess with.

...sittin there, feelin terrible, with a hole like a blood orange.....

minidazzler

OPENROAD wrote: »

In London.....and drunk......Seattle bound later

I am incredibly jealous of you right now! I wanna be in WA.

maxfresh

water or whiskey ??? hard choice

OPENROAD

minidazzler wrote: »

I am incredibly jealous of you right now! I wanna be in WA.

Was only there this time last week..really lovely spot.

Duff

Headbutt a kebab.

TheZohanS

PhysiologyRocks wrote: »

I'm not drunk. Should I drink some pints of water anyway?

Yup.

Nodin wrote: »

What if I'm up all night pissin?

It's better than a hangover!

minidazzler wrote: »

Don't trust him, he said that to me at a beers 2 years ago and I woke up cold, alone and naked in some cheap hotel in Dublin City. The Zohan is not a man to mess with.

This thread is about drinking water, not that magic blue drink I gave you...tbf you were wearing a dress at the time...:o

Broads.ie

First of all, it's a bit too early to be in the water-drinking stage.

Second of all, drink a pint of water PLUS a dissolved disprin or two. The disprins make all the difference.

Cathaoirleach

I'm a drinker with a writing ploblem.

OPENROAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2-DA73VSqM

efb

Sex

Broads.ie

I've said it before I'll say it again:

Make a full Irish fry-up, with toast.

Throw it all into a blender - blend the shit out of it.

Make patties out of the paste.

Fry those patties like hamburgers. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Sitec

****.
Pint.
Fry.
Shite

repeat

Randy Anders

If you can stomach a fry up in the morning it is not a proper hangover.

A real hangover involves hanging onto the toilet bowl whilst puking bile till 6 the next day

Blood vessels need to be burst in order to call it a real hangover!:eek:

OPENROAD

My head hurts

Scanlas The 2nd

Before you head out drinking put lots make lots of ice. In the morning have yourself an ice bath. Completely submerge your body under the water. It's like a defibrillator, it shocks your body back in too life.

giles lynchwood

The main cause of hangovers is people sitting around thinking about how sick they are and thus making themselves feel worse than they actually are.I try to do something to take my mind off it,over the year´s i have tried many thing´s but one morning stick´s out in my mind as being the most successful of all, that being the morning of my first Colonoscopy.I have no hesitation in recommending this cure to anybody and am eagerly awaiting the interduction of home kit´s to go with my home enima kit.

pappyodaniel

I went to bed early last night (10) and haven't slept a wink. It's gonna be a long day today.

Auvers

half a sachet of one of these

http://www.copquest.com/56-4409.htm

discovered them while I was doing volunteer work in Africa, one half glass and your brand new

BraziliaNZ

pappyodaniel wrote: »

I went to bed early last night (10) and haven't slept a wink. It's gonna be a long day today.

Same here. Just lay there in a pool of my own sweat, going through horrific withdrawal symptoms. Not 1 seconds sleep. At work now, it's dead thank god but jesus I thought my life was definitely over last night.