Redneck Fishing

MonkieSocks

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish.

He was leavin ' a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man,
'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'

'Naw, sir' , replied the redneck.
'I ain't got none of them there licenses.
You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim round for awhile.
Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey!
Fish can't do that.'

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said,
'It's the truth Mr. Government Man.
I'll show ya.
It really works.'

'O. K.' , said the warden.
'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says,
'Well?'

'Well, what?' , says the redneck.

The warden says,
' When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH' , replied the warden!

'What fish?' , replied the redneck.

Compton

lol :-)