The scumbag dress code

Big Nasty

Daily Wear:

Tracky bottoms, tucked into socks, runners, sports top, thick link gold chain, fringe forward.

Good Wear:

Light blue / white jeans, white socks, suede shoes, check ben sherman shirt, lacoste jumper, thick link gold chain, fringe forward.

PeterIanStaker

Horse_box wrote: »

The humanity!!!
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My eyes! My eyes!!! :eek::eek:

Your Airbag

Dont forget the scumbag walk must compliment the scumbag clothes.

cruiser178

Horse_box wrote: »

The humanity!!!
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inforfun

Doyler92 wrote: »

I hate the way scumbag's get stereotyped with tracksuits.

I wear tracksuits most of the time, so that makes me a scumbag...?

I've walked down the road with my hood up aswell. That's also because you lose 60% of your body heat through your head, so believe it or not it keeps you warm.

I find tracksuits much more comfortable than my jeans and other types of clothing. I love just walking around in my 'miles too big for me' hoodie.

Not all track suit wearers(?) are scumbags but all scumbags wear tracksuits?

kumate_champ07

o1s1n wrote: »

Nothing is funnier than seeing a scumbag with his tracksuit tucked into white socks. Makes me burst out laughing every time. :pac:

I bet you dont

Cheap Thrills!

xxVickyxx wrote: »

A very close mate of mine wears tracksuits exclusively...............he is studying philosophy

That's a knobtastic occupation that does not redeem his case one iota !

Mister men

grizzly wrote: »

Speaking of canes – are crutches part of scumbag fashion? It seems that 5% of the lads use them. Is it considered "street" to have one or is from hitting the wrong vein/punishment beating thing?

I've heard a bit about this from a friend in social services. It's something to do with their claiming of disability benefit and the crutches are part of a scam. Thought she was winding me up but she was dead serious and she say's she is seeing more and more of it due to normal social welfare benefit being cut.

BraziliaNZ

a lot of junkies are on crutches, im not sure why, maybe it's walking in front of luases (luii??) when out of it, or banging up into your legs cripples you who knows.

CorsetIsTight

Doyler92 wrote: »

I've walked down the road with my hood up aswell. That's also because you lose 60% of your body heat through your head, so believe it or not it keeps you warm.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/dec/17/medicalresearch-humanbehaviour

A US army survival manual from 1970 strongly recommended covering the head when it is cold, since "40 to 45 percent of body heat" is lost from the head.

Rachel Vreeman and Aaron Carroll, at the centre for health policy at Indiana University in Indianapolis, rubbish the claim in the British Medical Journal this week [2008]. If this were true, they say, humans would be just as cold if they went without a hat as if they went without trousers. "Patently, this is just not the case," they write.

The myth is thought to have arisen through a flawed interpretation of a vaguely scientific experiment by the US military in the 1950s. In those studies, volunteers were dressed in Arctic survival suits and exposed to bitterly cold conditions. Because it was the only part of their bodies left uncovered, most of their heat was lost through their heads.

Steyr

I wear tracksuit pants all the time but not your usual shoite, usually Rugby Gear, nothing wrong with it at all, they are comfy thats the main thing, not everybody who wears tracksuits is a scummer, i just buy the bottoms never the tops, it beats wearing jeans all the time or work clothes, jeans are all too common, just go into any pub/club and its a sea of various shades of blue jeans. Boring

boboirl

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RANDOM!

moonpurple

by scumbag you mean people from parts of dublin where starbucks is rarely found?:pac:

so the dress code of one of these might be viewed here:

http://mrpoplife.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/07/robbie_keane_wedding_13_wenn5148376.jpg

justbrian

My wife, who I should mention is not Irish, and me (I am) wear tracksuit bottoms at home. It's comfortable. I almost never wear them outide as I get too many funny looks, and sometimes even comments. She does wear them outside, and mostly gets away with it as she does not look like the typicial female tracksuit wearer.

G-Money

Horse_box wrote: »

The humanity!!!
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He looks like he's wearing a pair of curtains.

moonpurple

steyr wrote

'I wear tracksuit pants all the time but not your usual shoite, usually Rugby Gear, nothing wrong with it at all,'

the 'doirt' accent put in writing..ah Dublin so good and yet so bad

Pin_Cushion

moonpurple wrote: »

by scumbag you mean people from parts of dublin where starbucks is rarely found?:pac:

so the dress code of one of these might be viewed here:

http://mrpoplife.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/07/robbie_keane_wedding_13_wenn5148376.jpg

Why do footballers wear such god-awful suits. Open any edition of "Hello!" magazine and you get John Terry, Steven Gerrard or whoever wearing some terrible pinstripe suit with weird pointy shoes and an oversized tie, maybe even a flat cap.

Seeing "skangers" in tracksuits and posh types in doobs doesn't get my attention anymore really. But people who wear flat caps, especially indoors, just makes my mind boggle.

sesna

xxVickyxx wrote: »

A very close mate of mine wears tracksuits exclusively. He cant stand jeans, or trousers. And a shirt doesn't go very well with a pair of adidas and nike airs. It wrecks his head (and mine too) the amount of people who just assume hes a waster because of his taste in fashion. THe funny thing is most of these people are completely shocked when they hear he is studying philosophy. Its almost as if, if someone wears a tracksuit then thats it, they have to be a waster. They cant be in the shop to buy something they're there to rob it, they cant be doing anything good with their life and without a shadow of a doubt they are scum. I swear to god the Irish attitude to tracksuits really annoys me.

If he is studying philosophy, he is a waster. How is he going to contribute to the economy when he finishes college - sitting around all day thinking about life?

Nemanja91

Ye must all be posh out if you think people who wear tracksuits are scumbags

sesna

Nemanja91 wrote: »

Ye must all be posh out if you think people who wear tracksuits are scumbags

Nah, we just like to pay for our stuff when we go into a shop, instead of stealing it.

Nemanja91

sesna wrote: »

Nah, we just like to pay for our stuff when we go into a shop, instead of stealing it.

Ok so I wear tracksuit pants every day does that mean everytime I'm going into a shop I'm going to rob the place.

Dyr

grizzly wrote: »

Speaking of canes – are crutches part of scumbag fashion? It seems that 5% of the lads use them. Is it considered "street" to have one or is from hitting the wrong vein/punishment beating thing?

Crutches are more of a junkie thing..for junkie on junkie violence.:)

sesna

Nemanja91 wrote: »

Ok so I wear tracksuit pants every day does that mean everytime I'm going into a shop I'm going to rob the place.

Of course there will always be exceptions. But I bet if you took a sample of 100 Irish shoplifters, the number of tracksuit wearers would significantly outweigh non-tracksuit wearers.

You could apply the same to a sample of teenagers pushing prams, drug-users, people with IQ less than 100, people with previous criminal records, people scrounging off the state, etc

xxVickyxx

sesna wrote: »

If he is studying philosophy, he is a waster. How is he going to contribute to the economy when he finishes college - sitting around all day thinking about life?

So if someone doesn't contribute to the economy then they're a waster..... thats a good philosophy right there. What do you contribute to the economy may I ask?

Oh nearly forgot. I don't know if his plans have changed or not, but I know this time last year he planned on finishing college and getting a job in the prison system to help give prisoners (particularly repeat offenders) new perspectives on life. Try to help them see that there is more to life then drink and drugs... that sorta thing. Personally I cant see it working... but at least hes trying

Kold

xxVickyxx wrote: »

A very close mate of mine wears tracksuits exclusively. He cant stand jeans, or trousers. And a shirt doesn't go very well with a pair of adidas and nike airs. It wrecks his head (and mine too) the amount of people who just assume hes a waster because of his taste in fashion. THe funny thing is most of these people are completely shocked when they hear he is studying philosophy. Its almost as if, if someone wears a tracksuit then thats it, they have to be a waster. They cant be in the shop to buy something they're there to rob it, they cant be doing anything good with their life and without a shadow of a doubt they are scum. I swear to god the Irish attitude to tracksuits really annoys me.

EDIT: I cant remember who said it, but +1 to the person who said tracksuits do not come cheap.

>implying studying Philosophy is the opposite of being a waster.

Hey, I'm pissed off that I can't grow my facial hair in a neat little square under my nose but I don't really want to deal with that stigma. Tracksuit pants are alright, I wear them when I'm sick, particularly hungover or at the gym/playing sports. But I know they look scummy and lets be honest, jeans aren't really that uncomfortable.

stovelid

darkman2 wrote: »

why?

Free will?

Kold

moonpurple wrote: »

by scumbag you mean people from parts of dublin where starbucks is rarely found?:pac:

so the dress code of one of these might be viewed here:

http://mrpoplife.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/07/robbie_keane_wedding_13_wenn5148376.jpg

He needs a lesson off this dapper gent: http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2009/8/1/ADE4203C-0C5B-07AC-41A71181F47B19C8.jpg

Jermaine Defoe, he's a yiddo.

PrettyBoy

I wear Nike tracksuit bottoms a lot, have a few pairs in navy and grey. I wear them in the gym and sometimes in college too. I'd never wear a full tracksuit though.

Scumbags wear tracksuits all the time, usually with a Celtic/Shamrock rovers jersey and a gold chain. And their "motts" wear the full Adidas tracksuit with massive hoop earrings and their hair pulled back.

I think it's OK to wear tracksuits sometimes with a T-shirt. I know I could never go around in jeans every day. If you want to wear tracksuit bottoms but don't want people to think you're a scumbag wear an Abercrombie t-shirt to avoid any confusion :pac:

sesna

xxVickyxx wrote: »

So if someone doesn't contribute to the economy then they're a waster..... thats a good philosophy right there. What do you contribute to the economy may I ask?

Oh nearly forgot. I don't know if his plans have changed or not, but I know this time last year he planned on finishing college and getting a job in the prison system to help give prisoners (particularly repeat offenders) new perspectives on life. Try to help them see that there is more to life then drink and drugs... that sorta thing. Personally I cant see it working... but at least hes trying

Yeah, I wish him the best of luck with that.... :pac:

Im more a realist, who pays alot of money in tax every year, all so your friend can wander around all day with a hangover in his tracksuit, musing about the meaning of life and fantasising of teaching scumbag, junkies about Plato

stovelid

Kold wrote: »

He needs a lesson off this dapper gent: http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2009/8/1/ADE4203C-0C5B-07AC-41A71181F47B19C8.jpg

Jermaine Defoe, he's a yiddo.

He sure works that Bob Cratchit look, does Jermaine.

Kold

sesna wrote: »

Yeah, I wish him the best of luck with that.... :pac:

Im more a realist, who pays alot of money in tax every year, all so your friend can wander around all day with a hangover in his tracksuit, musing about the meaning of life and fantasising of teaching scumbag, junkies about Plato

Realist my arse, you sound embittered and that's a pretty sh*tty attitude. But thx4the taxes dude.

sesna

Kold wrote: »

Realist my arse, you sound embittered and that's a pretty sh*tty attitude. But thx4the taxes dude.

No problem, I can well afford them

Funkfield

yoyo wrote: »

I wear tracksuits all the time (dont even own a pair of jeans or other types of clothes), I find them comfortable, dont care what people think, ohh I'm far from a scumbag :rolleyes::D

Nick

Actually, you're never more than three feet from a scumbag.... :pac:

yoyo

Funkfield wrote: »

Actually, you're never more than three feet from a scumbag.... :pac:

You know what I meant :rolleyes::D

Nick

stovelid

sesna wrote: »

No problem, I can well afford them

Please stop.

My erection is so towering, it's cutting off the blood supply to the rest of my body.

funloving

tracksuits can be fine..it's the guy wearing them that makes a whole lot of difference!!!

take a scum,dress him with Armani clothes and he will still be a knacker....


ps:some men are sexy in their tracksuits bottom and t-shirt ... :P

sesna

stovelid wrote: »

Please stop.

My erection is so towering, it's cutting off the blood supply to the rest of my body.

Another drawback of wearing a tracksuit ?

Kold

funloving wrote: »

tracksuits can be fine..it's the guy wearing them that makes a whole lot of difference!!!

take a scum,dress him with Armani clothes and he will still be a knacker....


ps:some men are sexy in their tracksuits bottom and t-shirt ... :P

Just cos you fancy em, doesn't make them 'not knackers'.

Funkfield

Nemanja91 wrote: »

I don't know who is worse the scumbags themselves or the people who think whoever wears a tracksuit is a scumbag

You don't know who is worse? Really? :pac:

bonerm

Nemanja91 wrote: »

I don't know who is worse the scumbags themselves or the people who think whoever wears a tracksuit is a scumbag. Ye must all be posh out if you think people who wear tracksuits are scumbags

yoyo wrote: »

I wear tracksuits all the time (dont even own a pair of jeans or other types of clothes), I find them comfortable, dont care what people think, ohh I'm far from a scumbag

Doyler92 wrote: »

I hate the way scumbag's get stereotyped with tracksuits. I wear tracksuits most of the time, so that makes me a scumbag...?

Steyr wrote: »

I wear tracksuit pants all the time but not your usual shoite, usually Rugby Gear, nothing wrong with it at all, they are comfy thats the main thing, not everybody who wears tracksuits is a scummer,

PrettyBoy wrote: »

I wear Nike tracksuit bottoms a lot, have a few pairs in navy and grey. I wear them in the gym and sometimes in college too. I'd never wear a full tracksuit though. Scumbags wear tracksuits all the time, usually with a Celtic/Shamrock rovers jersey and a gold chain.

I see scumbags. Walking around like regular people. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're scum

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Ruu_Old

Tracksuits provide easy access for scumbag arse and/or bollocks scratching.

CianRyan

moonpurple wrote: »

by scumbag you mean people from parts of dublin where starbucks is rarely found?:pac:

so the dress code of one of these might be viewed here:

http://mrpoplife.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/07/robbie_keane_wedding_13_wenn5148376.jpg

Who owns that fcuking arm?!

Edit:
I find tracksuits horrifically uncomfortable and cold.
Never wear them, there's no need.

If I'm only at home though, I'll wear PJ bottoms and a shirt if I just want to be comfy.
If I'm going outside, I'll put on a pair of tight jeans. For this, I am of course gay.

Fcuk you, scumbags. Fcuk off with your fcuking crutches, gear and track suits. I bet you've never been near a running track in your horrible little lives.
:mad:

Muff_Daddy

The only reason I wear clothes is because if I didn't I'd be nude - therefore why the hell would I want to wear chaffy restrictive tight denim when I can wear nice and comfortable loose cotton? No brainer as far as I'm concerned - Tracksuits FTW.

Seriously, why give a f*ck about the fashion police.

Smokin_Aces

CianRyan wrote: »

Who owns that fcuking arm?!

Edit:
I find tracksuits horrifically uncomfortable and cold.
Never wear them, there's no need.

If I'm only at home though, I'll wear PJ bottoms and a shirt if I just want to be comfy.
If I'm going outside, I'll put on a pair of tight jeans. For this, I am of course gay.

Fcuk you, scumbags. Fcuk off with your fcuking crutches, gear and track suits. I bet you've never been near a running track in your horrible little lives.
:mad:

But they will indeed be running away from you.

xxVickyxx

sesna wrote: »

Im more a realist, who pays alot of money in tax every year, all so your friend can wander around all day with a hangover in his tracksuit, musing about the meaning of life and fantasising of teaching scumbag, junkies about Plato

Just so you know, my mate isn't on the dole... He actually makes decent enough money as a translator.. AND... I know this may be a shock to you because he wears tracksuits and all that... but yeah... he actually pays taxes too.

funloving

CianRyan wrote: »

Who owns that fcuking arm?!

Edit:
I find tracksuits horrifically uncomfortable and cold.
Never wear them, there's no need.

If I'm only at home though, I'll wear PJ bottoms and a shirt if I just want to be comfy.
If I'm going outside, I'll put on a pair of tight jeans. For this, I am of course gay.

Fcuk you, scumbags. Fcuk off with your fcuking crutches, gear and track suits. I bet you've never been near a running track in your horrible little lives.
:mad:

how classy!!!

Steyr

moonpurple wrote: »

steyr wrote

'I wear tracksuit pants all the time but not your usual shoite, usually Rugby Gear, nothing wrong with it at all,'

the 'doirt' accent put in writing..ah Dublin so good and yet so bad

Funnily enough, you seem to conclude that makes me from Dublin which i am not from, Im from and in Galway City, that is used over here too you know.:cool:

CianRyan

funloving wrote: »

how classy!!!

I never claimed to be classy.