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Men, have you ever broke your banjo string?

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    #122
    del88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    yep ....we have a bleeder.....still have a slight blood stain on the underside of my mattress...


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    #123
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Randomfriend wrote: »
    read the post again, i never mentioned circumcision!! just give it a little cut, let it heal and then we can all be flexible :pac:
    yea circumcision too often is like cutting of your head to cure a headache. :eek:

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #124
    scudster
    Registered Users Posts: 416 ✭✭scudster


    It happened to me a year or so ago. A bit of dry humping caused it before getting down to the propper business. Think I tore it after it met with her fly. Didnt notice it was cut as it was dark but it was a bit sore. Threw on a joe bag and ploughed ahead into her. Only seen the blood in the jonny after dollopin the load of hellmans and then turned on the lights. Needless to say it was tender for a week or so but I soldiered on with the aid of the rubber.


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    #125
    Teutorix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    The banjo string is the male hymen, tear that **** quick or every woman will think your a joke. Im serious :cool:


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    #126
    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Once, missus' teeth got in the way but it only nicked it. Was sore for days. Don't want it to happen again neither.


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    #127
    40040D
    Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭40040D


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Hang her in a mug of salted water and dab a dollop of Savlon on her.

    Then pack her away for about three weeks.

    Defo read that wrong I thought you were talkin abt the person who does it to you !!:P


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    #128
    Waterloo Sunset
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Waterloo Sunset


    As a girl, I'm oddly fascinated by this thread.


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    #129
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,753 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    When I was about 13, I tore my foreskin running after peeing againt a thorny bush. It hurst like hell for days.:( Ladies, consider yourself lucky in this department!


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    #130
    CianRyan
    Registered Users Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Jesus, my other half was telling about this thread... I think I've been scared out of sex by just reading it.

    It has never happened to me and I seriously hope it never does... Although, knowing how sloppy and persistent I am when I'm drunk, I can see this happening.


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    #131
    apope8
    Registered Users Posts: 279 ✭✭apope8


    Yup happened to me a few years back! And to make things worse its forever immortalized on video!! Last time I'll ever be adventurous!! :(

    And no you can't see the video!!!!


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    #132
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    For those of you who haven't been through this yet, it might be worth googling "snapped frenulum" to educate yourself on the correct after care.
    If you jump right back in the sack soon after, you run the risk of it leaving scar tissue, and it happening again and again and again in the future... (Eventually leaving circumcision as the only option)

    Lay off the sexy time for a few weeks, and suit up your little man for a few weeks after that!

    It wasn't that painful tbh, the shock of seeing blood gushing out of your cock is what makes it so bad...


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    #133
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Yep, didn't even notice it happening, until I saw the blood everywhere - and blamed her lol!!

    Then I noticed my foreskin didn't attach where it used to :(


    Never healed together again, the doc told me it would be better for it not to heal back the way it was, to reduce the risk of it happening again. So now, my FS rolls down 360 degrees around lol

    You'd never notice looking at it though :)


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    #134
    Wade in the Sea
    Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭Wade in the Sea


    Oh yes, that happens when you are starting out. At least it did to me. I remember saying "are you having your period?" then I realised I was having mine. Nearly passed out then .......and I am not feeling the may west now thinking about it now.:eek:


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    #135
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Wade in the Sea wrote: »
    Oh yes, that happens when you are starting out. At least it did to me. I remember saying "are you having your period?" then I realised I was having mine. Nearly passed out then .......and I am not feeling the may west now thinking about it now.:eek:


    Certainly didn't happen to me when 'starting out'. I was about 24 iirc, and it came as quite the shock!


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    #136
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Luckily I had my wits about me for once and ensured the banjo string was well 'played out' and malleable before introducing a swollen bellend to her extremely tight and puckered balloon knot.

    I think that's the most descriptive thing I've ever read.

    OT: I too am cut so no breakages here - sounds woeful!


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    #137
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    Yep, didn't even notice it happening, until I saw the blood everywhere - and blamed her lol!!

    Then I noticed my foreskin didn't attach where it used to :(


    Never healed together again, the doc told me it would be better for it not to heal back the way it was, to reduce the risk of it happening again. So now, my FS rolls down 360 degrees around lol

    You'd never notice looking at it though :)


    Pink polo neck eh?;)


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    #138
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Oh, Susanna,
    Oh don't you cry for me
    For I come from Alabama
    With my banjo on my knee
    :D


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    #139
    gleep
    Registered Users Posts: 692 ✭✭✭gleep


    An over-eager trombone beater did mine, sliced it with her ring! (On her finger):D:D:D

    I didn't even feel it tbh. Just felt the blood on my leg, she thought her hand was covered in high protein juice drink, when she realised,there was all sorts of screaming, crying and wailing, and she was a bit upset too!:P

    Out of action for about a month. Never went to a doc, showed it to my mate who is a nurse one night when I was off me box, he just looked and said better hope it doesnt grow back, sure you'll only break it again ye clumsy bstard!

    Seriously, soo much blood, I had to keep wrapping it with bog roll!


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