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mustard and me!

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  • 08-06-2010 1:12am
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    paul 101
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    i like to put my penis in tubs of mustard, i get an unbelievable buzz from it, but i know i have to stop cos i told my friends n now i'm known to every1 in town as mustard cock, any tip on how to overcome this addiction or is there any like minded people out there, i would really like if some1 else came out with this problem aswell, this would set my mind at ease that i'm not a freak!!



    much regards
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    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 28,151 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    It's kinda Weird, still each to their own, have you tried using Minty mouth wash instead, at least it'll smells nice and won't be half as messy.


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    paul 101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭paul 101


    i know some people think it is but it's just how i roll, some people like roller blading in there spare time, i just like sticking my penis in mustard, nothing else just mustard, i just can't stand the haters any longer:mad:, thanks for your kindness:)


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    drunkmonkey
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    How did you discover you liked mustard?


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    Offy
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    lmao you I dont know!


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    Offy
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    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    How did you discover you liked mustard?

    Do you really want an answer to that?


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    paul 101
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    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    How did you discover you liked mustard?


    i'v always had a fondness for mustard as a child, then one day, i got mustard on my hands n when i touch my penis i got an amazing sensation, this lead the foundation for my love of mustard, it grow steadily till one day my friend found me walking round the house naked covered head to toe in mustard with a full pot on my penis


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    drunkmonkey
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    Offy wrote: »
    Do you really want an answer to that?

    Maybe not, still there could be a funny story behind it!


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    FearDark
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    OP, I totally feel your pain. In my town I'm known as Cheesy Cock.


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    drunkmonkey
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    We nearly have the makings of a toasted special


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    Closed ac
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    I don't know what shocks me more. This thread or the fact there's a Mustard forum? :pac:


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    Offy
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    FearDark wrote: »
    OP, I totally feel your pain. In my town I'm known as Cheesy Cock.

    I can see it now, FearDark at the end of the night asking some girl 'would you like a large portion with cheesy sauce!'


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    paul 101
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    FearDark wrote: »
    OP, I totally feel your pain. In my town I'm known as Cheesy Cock.

    you got the name by putting cheese on your cock yeah?? people can b so rude

    i sometimes wish society would be more understanding!!


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    FearDark
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    paul 101 wrote: »
    you got the name by putting cheese on your cock yeah?? people can b so rude

    i sometimes wish society would be more understanding!!

    Its natural cheese.

    Tell me more about this mustard fetish, does it get you into trouble a lot? Are you open about it, i.e. do your parents know or are you still in the cupboard?


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    paul 101
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    FearDark wrote: »
    Its natural cheese.

    Tell me more about this mustard fetish, does it get you into trouble a lot? Are you open about it, i.e. do your parents know or are you still in the cupboard?

    i told my closest friends about it thinkin that it would b cool and he would respect my wishes but he decided to tell people who told other people, eventually my father found out about it down the pub
    he came home really drunk one night convinced that it was true, he had siad on numerous occasions " jes, it's impossible to keep ****in mustard in this house" when one of the lads siad it to him he finally copped it
    he came into my room fuming with a tub of mustard n poured it all over my head n siad "i bet ya like that ya dirty ****er, you come into my house n use my MUSTARD!!!!!!"
    i'v since started buying my own mustrard that i store in my room


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    ozt9vdujny3srf
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    Thats a pretty saucy fetish. i am impressed that you mustard up the courage to tell your friend, and its a pity he betrayed your confidence.


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    Offy
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    What do you do with the mustard after your finished with it? Please dont tell me your a chef!!!


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    paul 101
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    Raegan Great Quarterback wrote: »
    Thats a pretty saucy fetish. i am impressed that you mustard up the courage to tell your friend, and its a pity he betrayed your confidence.

    yeah, he didn't quie cut the mustard on the friendship side of things


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    paul 101
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    Offy wrote: »
    What do you do with the mustard after your finished with it? Please dont tell me your a chef!!!

    no no no, that would b disgusting, i eat it


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    BigBenRoeth
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    I've the same fetish only with pickle


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    paul 101
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    BigBenRoeth wrote: »
    I've the same fetish only with pickle

    sorry now but that's a bit odd in fairness, wtf like????
    pickles??


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    artanevilla
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    Raegan Great Quarterback wrote: »
    Thats a pretty saucy fetish. i am impressed that you mustard up the courage to tell your friend, and its a pity he betrayed your condiments.

    FYP.


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    BigBenRoeth
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    paul 101 wrote: »
    sorry now but that's a bit odd in fairness, wtf like????
    pickles??

    No pickle as in a jar of pickle,not pickleS


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    drunkmonkey
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    mustard.jpg+ pickles2.jpg+ + cheese_oh_cheese.jpg= Funny_Pictures_11317.jpg


    Anybody else like to probe any other kind of food....


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    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    I don't think this is what ecksor had in mind with this forum.

    Locked


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