Paddy the Irish Fire-fighter

RoadKillTs

Paddy is on holidays in new york,when he sees a building on fire... blah blah blah

There is a woman on the 5th floor holding a baby screaming.

"Throw down the baby mam", shouts Paddy.

"You'll never catch it!", she screams.

"Throw down the baby man, I'm the Cork goal keeper!"

So the women says to Paddy. No thanks, I'll take my chances up here!

patmac

RoadKillTs wrote: »

Paddy is on holidays in new york,when he sees a building on fire... blah blah blah

There is a woman on the 5th floor holding a baby screaming.

"Throw down the baby mam", shouts Paddy.

"You'll never catch it!", she screams.

"Throw down the baby man, I'm Robert Green the England goalkeepe!"

So the women says to Paddy. No thanks, I'll take my chances up here!

I fixed that for ya;)

CHARTER

Christ this thread gives me a headache. This is the HUMOUR forum...

CHARTER wrote:

I do not want to see abuse because you didn't like their joke or it's been posted before.

Seriously. If you have a problem with a post, report it.

tossy

Illkillya wrote: »

If there's racism anywhere it's only towards Irish people.

Being from Kildare you should know the other version:


Paddy is on holidays in new york,when he sees a building on fire... blah blah blah

There is a woman on the 5th floor holding a baby screaming.

"Throw down the baby mam", shouts Paddy.

"You'll never catch it!", she screams.

"Throw down the baby man, I'm a corner forward for Kildare!"

SO the women throws down the baby.

Paddy got three years for manslaughter

Do you not know the cork version?

Paddy is on holidays, burning building,screaming woman blah blah blah

Throw down the baby he shouts!

You'll never catch it.

Throw it down will ya im a corner forward for cork.

So she throws down baby.

Little did she know the cork team were striking again that year - poor baby

Ali Babba

This whole thread made me laugh, thanks, just goes to show how political correctness has gone to the extreme.:pac:

baldbear

Some politician got in trouble for this.

there was an Englishman, a Cuban, a Japanese man and a Pakistani on a train. The Cuban throws a cigar out of the window, saying they are "ten-a-penny" in his country. The Japanese man throws a Nikon camera out, saying they are ten-a-penny in his country. Then the Englishman throws the Pakistani out the window.

Ali Babba

baldbear wrote: »

Some politician got in trouble for this.

there was an Englishman, a Cuban, a Japanese man and a Pakistani on a train. The Cuban throws a cigar out of the window, saying they are "ten-a-penny" in his country. The Japanese man throws a Nikon camera out, saying they are ten-a-penny in his country. Then the Englishman throws the Pakistani out the window.

It wouldn't take too much to make an Irish version of this joke!:pac:

skinner2x

Help, I'm lost. can someone direct me to the humour forum:P