Where are all the fatties?

corblimey

Out for a long spin on Sunday and every cyclist I passed bar none was bombing along, perfect form, muscular legs peeking out of skin tight bib shorts, top range jersey, etc etc. And there's me, puffing along at a comparative standstill, 20 quid shorts numbing my cheeks, fat little hairy legs spinning ineffectually. Can anyone tell me where the fatties ride? The so-called "kebabs and guiness crowd" that Havoc runs into on his spins? Are they just not out at 830 of a Sunday morning? My ego is starting to deflate at an alarming rate

Plastik

Over here

bcmf

Shoould have been out with the Swords swim cycle on Sun morn. There were a good few of them us there

Danbo!

You're not alone, it was just that I was away this weekend.

yop

***OVER HERE*****

Lol. Aye I feel the same, all seem to be about 3 stone lighter than me!!! Feckers

thirtythirty

corblimey wrote: »

Out for a long spin on Sunday and every cyclist I passed bar none was bombing along, perfect form, muscular legs peeking out of skin tight bib shorts, top range jersey, etc etc. And there's me, puffing along at a comparative standstill, 20 quid shorts numbing my cheeks, fat little hairy legs spinning ineffectually. Can anyone tell me where the fatties ride? The so-called "kebabs and guiness crowd" that Havoc runs into on his spins? Are they just not out at 830 of a Sunday morning? My ego is starting to deflate at an alarming rate

I think you answered your own question. If someone's out that early it probably means they didnt have a good sat night. If they didnt have a good sat night, it probably means they weren't boozing/sessioning. Ergo, the fatties you're looking for were either in bed or still having a good time somewhere!

Rookie error heading out with all the fitness freaks! Ye gotta give it till about 11 before venturing out in order to see normal people huffing and puffing along

Lumen

2010 Target Weight

A bit quiet lately.

mike12

I can be seen around swords usually one early morning at the weekend and a couple of evenings a week. I presume u mean meeting not passing?
Mike

SubLuminal

Someone was asking for me?

feck sake lads

know how you feel ,i was once 10 stone and fighting fit but alas no more :mad:
one tip when you pass a shop window look the other way i do:D:D

poochiem

try this for getting those legs in shape -

kilns

I did a 100km spin from Portmarnock through the Naul up to Drogheda on Saturday with a mate, great roads for training, so many short steep uphills giving you good interval training and very quiet roads.

But hardly saw a cyclist there, which was probably a good thing as anyone would have been quicker walking up those hills then my attempts at spinning up them!!

madrabui

Plenty of love handles down here!

mr_staggerlee

l cycle the back roads so that noone has to 'boak' at looking at my doughy pasty flesh cramped into over tight lycra which is unforgiving.

but hey 4lbs down this season at least 18 more to go

Pherekydes

I was riding up the embankment "climb" (my Alpe d'Huez) recently and some skinny fecker passed me like he was on a motorbike. Why do those swines have to make me look so bad? Oh wait, that's my fault.

/puts down donut and eats another piece of pepper.

jaqian

here as well although managed to drop a waiste size

IM0

they're inside eating on the couch of course.

Roadtoad

This 100 kg is saving it all up for Sun. in Greystones. Planning on beating 7am-7pm again.

RobFowl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fQnTyEniM

For Beasty.....

Nisio

The answer is obvious; all the fatties are behind you!

furiousox

BUUUUUURRRRPPPPP!!

the_tractor

corblimey wrote: »

Can anyone tell me where the fatties ride?

We are there - you just need to know where to look! :-)