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cheeckiest thing ya ever siad to a teacher
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We had a teacher in school and you could say anything, and i mean anything to her. You just could not get a response/reaction from her. She was so gentle and softly spoken.
E.g.,the girls would often say Oooh Miss,someone didn't get any lovin last night and she might just reply with 'I don't see how that is any of your business'. And she'd continue to teach on.
Or someone might say 'I didnt do my ******* homework cos its **** and you're *****' but all she'd say is 'I'm sorry you feel that way,you are going to end up with a C in your Leaving cert'....
We were all delighted with our C's!!
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I remember when I was in secondary school and the teachers were on their work to rule. During an English class the topic came up for debate. I was always fond of throwing an opinion in but opted out of this one because I just finishing maths homework I hadnt done the night before.
My English teacher
" O'Connor, whats your say on this, your usually first out with your say"
And my response, without moving my head from my book
"Ah sir I'll give this one a miss, sure ya havnt even got the balls to go on proper strike so whats worth discussing"
I was pretty quickly lifted up against the wall by a monstrous man screaming at me, it was terrifing.
I was sent to stand outside the class, and one of the brothers , of about 70 years of age walked by and asked what I'd done, I told him and he smiled, as he was not part of the teachers unions and replied
"nice"
It was one of those moments you jsut dont forget. Unfortunately the english teacher in question passed away recently which was a shame he was a terrific teacher and encouraged open debate in his classes about everything, one of the few teachers who treated your opinion with respect.
O another classic was from a mate of mine in my class. It was during one of those sex ed classes you do, and Iforget how the conversation started but it ended up with him saying
"Sure even if Jennifer lopez was in an open casket on her funeral, id be on top of it riding the box of her 90"
The teacher himself was in tears laughing and what made it funnier was him trying to tell him to leave but not being able to control his laughter.
Less funny was when my mate had to tell the middle aged stuck up female principal who did not find it amusing in the slightest.
On an opposite note, my junior cert business teacher was new to the school, country lad in his mid 20's. A slagging match started between two students and you could see he was trying to find a way to get them to stop. However one of the guys slagged the other lads mother and my teacher flung his book in the air and shouted
"o snap, **** jsut got real"
It was funny and hilarious enough to difuse the whole situation.
The all time cheekiest thing I ever heard was at my debs. One of the lads in my year ( hammered obviously) went up to my maths teacher ( pretty attractive, she was a bit on her way) and said
"any chance of a blower, for algebras sake?"
Bitch could throw digs thats all im saying
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just read over loads of the posts here, fantastic thread.
Was just on my lunch there talking to a friend sorting our world cup plans for later and I told him off the thread and he reminded me of a cracker howd I forget, happend to a friend of mine who shall be known as Branno.
Our economics teacher was freaking at him over not doing his homework again. She was getting pretty ratty and it doesnt help that this guy had ( and stil ldoes the ****er) incredible intellegent, articulate wit, and he was giving as good as he was getting.
In the teachers rage, which was pretty evident she yelled ( please note the teacher was attractive, young and from the country, where obviusly this expression took a more aggresive meaning)
"Brannigan I swear to god if you keep anwsering me back I'll ride you up and down these walls till I shut you up!!!"
Branno:
"Well miss, that would be highly un-professional of you, but considering how furious you are now, I'd say a ride of now would be pretty good, are you good to go now with the lads cheering us on? might add to the wall riding thing"
This is the same lad who said the jennifer lopez thing, he is some funny ****er, clever too did real well in exams , smug ****
Cant ever say though I;ve seen a teacher leave the class crying as being described in other posts. Some nasty **** was said to teachers in my time at school, **** ALOT of the time students gave some support to teachers when one of the lads went to far or was out of line.
There was a real atmosphere of do me a favour ill do you a favour kinda thing between teachers and students, if the teacher wanted attention for a topic and you gave it, you usualy got a return by leaving early or less homework or something.
From hearing my friends younger brothers and nephews etc, that very much seems lost in todays classrooms and im not suprised teachers want more money.0 -
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Last year in portmarnock , had a free maths class
There was this absolute cracker of a teacher that every1 liked anyway , free maths and the stunnin teacher walks in , as usual the class talkin and so on , i had a A4 page and a pencil was bored and started drawing picture off the top of my mind :rolleyes:
stopped for a while then , went into a stare at the teacher , oh the tings id do :P , haha:D
Stated doing a portrait of her , this picture was identicle to her , all the lads saying Gizz a look ! and started laughing at how good the picture was
The 1 thing i didnt want to happen was get the picture takin off me , and what happens the teacher stands up , walks down to my bench , face completely red with embarresment , shelooks at the picture , smiles and gives me a wink :eek:,
class ended i was walking out out the door and she called me back , my hearth sunk was expecting to get in sh*t , she says thanks for the lovely picture puts it in her diary and walks off
throught the day walking laps around the school everytime she seen me she smiled haha 0 -
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In 6th year I was the reporter for our senior soccer team. Also in 6th year we got a new Geography teacher who thought she was the dog's bollocks, you know, one of these new wave of young teachers who likes to act like one of the girls and flirt with the lads in class.
Anyway, one day there was a match on and we were in Geography when we were supposed to be excused to get ready for the game. So in comes the coach and he says "Right Ms ******, will you release the lads now please?" So we get up and all of a sudden she looks at me, laughs and says "Where the hell do you think you're going?"
You see, she laughed because I was really fat at the time and of course, I would never be part of the soccer team. So I just blurted out the following words in response:
What do you mean Ms? Oh are you referring to my weight? You mean you're calling me fat? Well okay, firstly, I'm not playing, I'm the reporter for the team. Secondly, I will let the principle know that you personally attacked one of your students without being provoked.
Okay, it wasn't so much cheeky, it just scared the **** out of her. She apologised profusely the next time we had Geography and asked if I would report for the female GAA team. I said no thanks, you couldn't afford me. 0 -
My female maths teacher was having a very pissed off day, she was in foul mood coming into class. I mutter to the lad behind me -
"Hide the sheep, its gonna be a big one.."
As I turned back around she was standing RIGHT THERE!!:eek:
I was made wright out the entire section of the menstrual cycle from the science book and then read it to the class.
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Same biatch mentioned above. She took over our Geography class at the start of 6th year and laid into us, saying we were in no fit state to compete in honours Geography.
Next thing she does is take a select group of people out of the class room and gives them a lecture. The lecture entailed telling them that they were by a mile the best students in the class, and to not let the rest of us drag them down.
I was incredibly pissed off, not only because I was consistently one of the best at Geography but also because she basically suggested that everyone except the people she took out of class was a ****ing idiot.
Long story short I achieved the best grade in the Leaving Cert. Queue her coming over to me on results day saying that she always believed that I would do very well. In response, I thanked her, because her incredibly insensitive behaviour at the start of the year ensured that I didn't lose the motivation to perform to a high standard.
Again, I made a holy show of her.
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Same biatch mentioned above. She took over our Geography class at the start of 6th year and laid into us, saying we were in no fit state to compete in honours Geography.
Next thing she does is take a select group of people out of the class room and gives them a lecture. The lecture entailed telling them that they were by a mile the best students in the class, and to not let the rest of us drag them down.
I was incredibly pissed off, not only because I was consistently one of the best at Geography but also because she basically suggested that everyone except the people she took out of class was a ****ing idiot.
Long story short I achieved the best grade in the Leaving Cert. Queue her coming over to me on results day saying that she always believed that I would do very well. In response, I thanked her, because her incredibly insensitive behaviour at the start of the year ensured that I didn't lose the motivation to perform to a high standard.
Again, I made a holy show of her.
That reminds me of my GCSE Maths teacher.... I always had a natural ability for maths. For some reason I just found it fairly easy to do. But I was a messer in School and rarely did any hard work. Especially in that class as I found it so easy it was boring and he was very smart arsey. One of these teachers that likes to make jokes at one or two of the students expense and a real knack of talking down at people who were struggling.
He often blank ignored me in class and that suited me fine.
Results come in and I get an A (should have been an A* if i'd made a better effort at the coursework)
The following September he told his class.... "If 'Savage Tyrant' can get an A in this subject then ANYONE can.
On the other hand, my Chemistry teacher really helped me try an pull something out of that subject. I struggled in that and he managed to drum enough into me to get a C.
So a few weeks after the new term started, I called down to the school. I called in to the Chemistry teachers GCSE class. had a chat with a few of the students and let them all know, that if they gave him a bit of their attention and time, he will reward you by really making an effort himself and that he was possibly the best teacher that was in the school at that time.
As for the maths class....I called in and right in the middle of him welcoming me, I cut him off.....I told the class, if they wanted something from that class, they would have to put in the effort and do it in SPITE of him rather than WITH him.0 -
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was it a lonely summer??Stercus Accidit wrote: »Do ye remember the summer exams?
shite that you have to study for, in 5th year, not important but wreck your holiday build up?
I was in a study session, first day of it, and some teacher was minding us, whatever transpired I was put outside the door.
Along walks some jumped up sh1te of a teacher asking me why I'm outside, I effectively said it was none of his business and called him a prick, maybe fuck off and all, don't remember.
My punishment...
Two weeks suspension, missing the study period AND summer exams themselves, I was straight into my holliers,
I had to go with mammy to see him and the principal, I grinned and stared the teacher out of it for the full 10-20 minutes we were there, he was very uncomfortable.
I got drinking asap, ah 5th year summer!
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