Things You Don't See Pregnant Women Do Very Often

starbelgrade

I was watching the weather on RTE2 earlier - there's a blonde weather girl, who is quite "shapely", who is on every now & again. I thought she looked a bit wider than normal, but when she turned sideways, it was obvious that she had one in the oven. You don't see that too often.

So what things do you not see preggers women do very often?

peanuthead

fly

we'llallhavetea_old

you don't see what ye nutter? pregnant women turning sideways or reading the weather?

revz

Embark on a deep space voyage

alwaysadub

The how low can you go limbo

mink_man

posting on boards cos no one has ever gotten any on here!!

starbelgrade

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

you don't see what ye nutter? pregnant women turning sideways or reading the weather?

Prenant women reading the weather, obviously!

peanuthead

mink_man wrote: »

posting on boards cos no one has ever gotten any on here!!

speak for yourself! (and hope to god others will agree to soften the blow)

papajimsmooth

Get pregnant

Blisterman

Having a period.

FearDark

Working on their abs.

we'llallhavetea_old

starbelgrade wrote: »

Prenant women reading the weather, obviously!

well, i guess i don't look out for these things starbel!

you don't see the real big'uns smile very much and you just know the hoarding an arse full of piles.

OutlawPete

If you had my DVD collection, you would see them do lots of things

peanuthead

OutlawPete wrote: »

If you had my DVD collection, you would see them do lots of things

Yuck!

Pj!

Playing rugby

starbelgrade

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

well, i guess i don't look out for these things starbel!

you don't see the real big'uns smile very much and you just know the hoarding an arse full of piles.

What a brilliant expression!! Reminds me of Bruce Springsteen singing - he's got a face on him that looks like he's hoarding an arse full of piles.

Outlaw Pete will NOT be impressed!

we'llallhavetea_old

starbelgrade wrote: »

What a brilliant expression!! Reminds me of Bruce Springsteen singing - he's got a face on him that looks like he's hoarding an arse full of piles.

Outlaw Pete will NOT be impressed!

thank you kind sir.


/fcuking legs it before pete sees your blasphemous comment

starbelgrade

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

thank you kind sir.


/fcuking legs it before pete sees your blasphemous comment

I'll distract him while you make your exit....

Bruce Springsteen LOVES the cock.

Gaunty

Letting themselves get falcon punched.

OutlawPete

:cool:

jd007

peanuthead wrote: »

fly

I laughed so much at this for some reason!

Banjo Fella

This. :pac:

6stringmaniac

I've never seen an asian guy read the weather, let alone a pregnant woman.

starbelgrade

6stringmaniac wrote: »

I've never seen an asian guy read the weather, let alone a pregnant woman.

I'd say there might be one or two of them on Asian TV. Just a possibility.

Dead Kennedys

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'd say there might be one or two of them on Asian TV. Just a possibility.

Nah, pregnant Irish weather girls have it sown up there too! They're in big demand .... damn kinky Asians.

brendansmith

Agreeing to allow Tom Cruise eat the afterbirth.

Hank_Jones

Rolling down hills.

m@cc@

Piss in a policemans hat.

Hank_Jones

m@cc@ wrote: »

Piss in a policemans hat.

And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow.

IvySlayer

Not moan.

DazMarz

Be anything but as mental as a bag of cats.

No need for soldiers in future wars, just line up a big procession of pregnant women and watch them scare the shíte out of enemy soldiers...

Hormones all over the shop and the fúckin mood swings... And the worst words you can say? "Calm down"... That's like a red flag to a bull that...

rednik

Bungee jump.

Danbo!

Hank_Jones wrote: »

And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow.

Dont forget to shoot the policeman first

Collie D

Hopefully not have their doctor misdiagnose miscarriages (

stovelid

Being virgins.


/except for your one, Joseph's mot

javaboy

The Worm.

lil'bug

jump on trampolines

Einstein

Dead Kennedys wrote: »

Nah, pregnant Irish weather girls have it sown up there too! They're in big demand .... damn kinky Asians.

The sewing obviously aint that good if she's preggers :P

Danbo!

Compete in UFC

Paulyh

riding a bike with no saddle

Fratton Fred

DazMarz wrote: »

Be anything but as mental as a bag of cats.

No need for soldiers in future wars, just line up a big procession of pregnant women and watch them scare the shíte out of enemy soldiers...

Hormones all over the shop and the fúckin mood swings... And the worst words you can say? "Calm down"... That's like a red flag to a bull that...

And there speaks a man with kids. One thing you never see a pregnant woman do is take any form of piss taking for being pregnant, especially when "It's all your fault"!

In the ealr days of Sikhism, women used to tie their babies in a sling across their backs before they went into battle to protect them. They were considered formidable warriors.

Jax Teller

They never give up there seat on the bus

funk-you

Not moan when you're trying to tune in the right frequency on their nips.

-Funk

Gillo

Fratton Fred wrote: »

In the ealr days of Sikhism, women used to tie their babies in a sling across their backs before they went into battle to protect them. They were considered formidable warriors.

They weren't pregnant at that stage, although sounds like a scene out of Monty Pyton, stopping the battle halfway through so they could breast feed the little nippers.
"What it's perfectly natural, so f*&k off with your swords while I feed little Johnny, then I'm really gonna kick your ass"

Wazdakka

Say "thank you" after the abortion...

bonerm

Take their RDA of man-protein.

Banned Account

Never saw a pregnant woman make it out of Outlaw Pete's house alive.

WindSock

I saw a bunch on heavily pregnant women working away with pickaxes and the like in Laos before. The men were just squatting and smoking on the side of the road all day, doin feck all.

Funkfield

starbelgrade wrote: »

Outlaw Pete will NOT be impressed!

Why? Is he a Springsteen fan?

bonerm

WindSock wrote: »

I saw a bunch on heavily pregnant women working away with pickaxes and the like in Laos before. The men were just squatting and smoking on the side of the road all day, doin feck all.

Did anyone else read this as "Laois" the first time?

I was thinking to myself "must check out that place some time"

pickarooney

Trusting doctors