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The cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**ked the most.

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  • 09-06-2010 3:29pm
    #1
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭


    Yeah man.
    Possibly ironic. The chicks that look like butter wouldn't melt in their mouth, look like they may not even know the meaning of the word sex - the thing they want most is to be thoroughly defiled by some big alpha male mofo.

    Why is this?
    Not sure..

    But I have a theory that, contrary to popular belief, chicks actually want to be f**ked more than dudes want to f**k them.
    The cuter the chick, the more she wants it..

    I dunno, that may take more thinking about.

    But I'm absolutely 110% that the above is true.

    Edit:
    Oh yeah, and the cutest girls always want the baddest mofo's

    i.e. the bad boys.
    The reason for this we can speculate upon.
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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,072 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    But I'm absolutely 110% that the above is true.

    Maths fail.


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    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    Why do you want to believe this so hard? It's not going to happen, she hates you ;)


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Yeah,i think you should go away and think about it some more..


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    Doyler92
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    And no, this isn't the forum for good advice.


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    B0X
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    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Maths fail.

    Fragmented english, consider revising.


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    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    He's 110% right. His sister is really cute.


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    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    It's always the quiet ones.


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Have you run this defence by your lawyer? What did he/she make of it?


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    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    what do you care! you pay for sex! sucker :p


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    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    You left out the fact that they prefer no-strings-attached scenario's, love it in the rear, and swallow.

    Jake - as much as we'd all (as in the heterosexual male population) would absolutely love this to be true, I fear it just may not be.


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    whatdoicare
    Registered Users Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    Everyone knows that girls don't like boys, they just like cars and money.:D


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    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    Vera Screeching Stress wrote: »
    Why do you want to believe this so hard? It's not going to happen, she hates you ;)

    Cause it's always the cutest chicks that look at me like they wanna suck on my perineum, no holds barred man.

    Regular chicks just play it cool - the cutest chicks, how can I say it, they just randy as hell!


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    Oh_Noes
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    I have a simple theory...

    Everyone wants to F**k these girls, so they try to f**k them, a lot. Girls with a lot of offers are bound to start taking up the offers, and liking the return.

    Whereas uncute girls don't get any offers to be f**ked, so they go through life not being f**ked, so when it comes around to it, they're in alien territory.

    ta-da!


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    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »

    But I have a theory that, contrary to popular belief, chicks actually want to be f**ked more than dudes want to f**k them.
    The cuter the chick, the more she wants it..

    I dunno, that may take more thinking about.

    But I'm absolutely 110% that the above is true.

    Your ideas are intriguing to me. I wish to subscribe to your magazine.


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    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,817 ✭✭✭phill106


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    Yeah man.

    But I have a theory that, contrary to popular belief, chicks actually want to be f**ked more than dudes want to f**k them.
    The cuter the chick, the more she wants it..
    And if she doesn't, there is always rohypnol and ducttape?
    Be afraid, be very afraid!


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    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    Doyler92 wrote: »
    And no, this isn't the forum for good advice.

    I'm not looking for advice.
    I'm giving advice.

    It's obvious some of you are sorely in need of it...


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    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,462 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    Your ideas are intriguing to me. I wish to subscribe to your magazine.


    Your ability to flog a dead meme makes me wish this post was sarcastic.


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    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    I'm not looking for advice.
    I'm giving advice.

    It's obvious some of you are sorely in need of it...

    You need to talk to this guy


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    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    You left out the fact that they prefer no-strings-attached scenario's, love it in the rear, and swallow.

    Jake - as much as we'd all (as in the heterosexual male population) would absolutely love this to be true, I fear it just may not be.

    That's the problem bro, it is true.
    It's just most guys don't recognize it and end up making bitches out of themselves.


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    starbelgrade
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    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    I'm not looking for advice.
    I'm giving advice.

    It's obvious some of you are sorely in need of it...

    Is your todger's pet name, "Tiny Tim" by any chance?


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    You need to talk to this guy

    He changed his name to Adam ages ago.


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    Min
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,550 ✭✭✭Min


    Is that what a rapist thinks?

    She wants to have sex with me but she is only pretending she doesn't?


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    Sanjuro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,236 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    I went out with a girl. Very cute. Also very quiet. Whenever we fooled around, she'd cry afterwards and start on about 'Catholic Guilt.' Your theory is wrong.


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    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    I'm not looking for advice.
    I'm giving advice.

    It's obvious some of you are sorely in need of it...
    They just be player haters bro.


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    George Orwell 1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭George Orwell 1982


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    That's the problem bro, it is true.
    It's just most guys don't recognize it and end up making bitches out of themselves.

    http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/facepalm.jpg


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    #27
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    i would say thats 100% true tbh

    lol :D


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    #28
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    i would say thats 100% true tbh

    lol :D


    So eh, cute or so-so? ;)


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    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    This is one of those threads where I saw the thread title on the Boards home page and just thought to myself "jesus, what the ****..."

    Only After Hours' thread titles can produce such a thought during my boards roamings.


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    #30
    Uriel.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    PS.

    the blonde girl from Glee!!!


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    #31
    candy-gal1
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    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    So eh, cute or so-so? ;)


    lol :)


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