The cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**ked the most.

Bonito

Brava wrote: »

That's something you wont find out, honey

Ouch!

gbee

Sanjuro wrote: »

I went out with a girl. Very cute. Also very quiet. Whenever we fooled around, she'd cry afterwards and start on about 'Catholic Guilt.' Your theory is wrong.

In this type of situation it is possible you were too sweet yourself.

A huge marital problem in Ireland was women subjecting themselves to the marriage vows, having several children and yet never experiencing satisfying sexual relations with their husbands.

All the stereotypes about men and women are true .. as mentioned in other posts, it's the timing that's important and this is where men fail badly.

Women sometimes only want a cuddle; sometimes a few passionate kisses and a cuddle; sometimes intimate romantic relations; sometimes a short episode; sometimes a dominant aggressive role; sometimes SHE wants to be dominant and aggressive.

Biggest single complaint women have about their husbands/partners: "I can't cuddle or kiss my husband without it turning into sex!"

Timing is the key boys.

I often think of the poker song, "you gotta know when to hold 'em; know when to fold 'em; know when to stand up and walk away; you never count your money, sitting at the table; time enough for counting, when the dealings done ... "

Jake LeMotta

gbee wrote: »

In this type of situation it is possible you were too sweet yourself.

A huge marital problem in Ireland was women subjecting themselves to the marriage vows, having several children and yet never experiencing satisfying sexual relations with their husbands.

All the stereotypes about men and women are true .. as mentioned in other posts, it's the timing that's important and this is where men fail badly.

Women sometimes only want a cuddle; sometimes a few passionate kisses and a cuddle; sometimes intimate romantic relations; sometimes a short episode; sometimes a dominant aggressive role; sometimes SHE wants to be dominant and aggressive.

Biggest single complaint women have about their husbands/partners: "I can't cuddle or kiss my husband without it turning into sex!"

Timing is the key boys.

I often think of the poker song, "you gotta know when to hold 'em; know when to fold 'em; know when to stand up and walk away; you never count your money, sitting at the table; time enough for counting, when the dealings done ... "

This man knows his shi*t!

Jake LeMotta

Although if I may add, you have to get a feel for that sh*t (When to finesse and when to fock)
as oppose to applying it consciously, as such.

Just like throwing the knock out punch. You feel when the timing is perfect - and then BAM!!
You nail that bitch!

Kiera

gbee wrote: »

In this type of situation it is possible you were too sweet yourself.

A huge marital problem in Ireland was women subjecting themselves to the marriage vows, having several children and yet never experiencing satisfying sexual relations with their husbands.

All the stereotypes about men and women are true .. as mentioned in other posts, it's the timing that's important and this is where men fail badly.

Women sometimes only want a cuddle; sometimes a few passionate kisses and a cuddle; sometimes intimate romantic relations; sometimes a short episode; sometimes a dominant aggressive role; sometimes SHE wants to be dominant and aggressive.

Biggest single complaint women have about their husbands/partners: "I can't cuddle or kiss my husband without it turning into sex!"

Timing is the key boys.

I often think of the poker song, "you gotta know when to hold 'em; know when to fold 'em; know when to stand up and walk away; you never count your money, sitting at the table; time enough for counting, when the dealings done ... "

What a load of bollox! If you think that's true then i must be a dude. Fúck the cuddles and crap. I want my bed to rock everynight. Go cuddle yourself!

gbee

Kiera wrote: »

What a load of bollox! If you think that's true then i must be a dude. Fúck the cuddles and crap. I want my bed to rock everynight. Go cuddle yourself!

If I ever feel like a divorce, I'll look you up! You pay for the Viagra though!

Kiera

gbee wrote: »

If I ever feel like a divorce, I'll look you up! You pay for the Viagra though!

Ha! You wont need it with me :P

metalfest

Sanjuro wrote: »

I went out with a girl. Very cute. Also very quiet. Whenever we fooled around, she'd cry afterwards and start on about 'Catholic Guilt.' Your theory is wrong.

or else your method was wrong:rolleyes:

Jake LeMotta

Kiera wrote: »

Ha! You wont need it with me :P

Would this be a reasonable depiction of you..

Kiera

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Would this be a reasonable depiction of you..

I'm only 30 tho :P

Jake LeMotta

Hmmm, just to augment that theory.

Perhaps cuteness equates to hotness.

Cuteness, we have already established, is innocence, in a sense.
And the cutest chicks want to be focked the most..

Hotness meaning the greatest degree of sexual innuendo. You could say they're the most "fock-able".

Don't get me wrong. Say the likes of, I dunno, Lady Gaga.
She's hot right?
But when you compare her to say, this chick,



..just how fock-able is she.

I'm mean, that mistress in pink, well - she'd have me racing to get to bed and to wake up early..
Motivation at an all time high I reckon..

gbee

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Don't get me wrong. Say the likes of, I dunno, Lady Gaga. She's hot right? ..

Hmmm .... maybe you should look up 'Hermaphrodite'

johnny_knoxvile

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Although if I may add, you have to get a feel for that sh*t (When to finesse and when to fock)
as oppose to applying it consciously, as such.

Just like throwing the knock out punch. You feel when the timing is perfect - and then BAM!!
You nail that bitch!

i'd say you have one, never boxed & two never done much D.I.Y in the garden...except if a danger **** counts.

Jake LeMotta

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

i'd say you have one, never boxed & two never done much D.I.Y in the garden...except if a danger **** counts.

Well, I watch a sh*t load of it, if that counts...

George Orwell 1982

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Your theory certainly has substance.

Most chicks when confronted by a shiny turgid bellend,swollen with desire, will accomodate that eager member with great gusto and enjoyment.

That's the way they are built.

Nothing unusual about that.

Where do you meet these chicks?

Jake LeMotta

gbee wrote: »

Hmmm .... maybe you should look up 'Hermaphrodite'

Bro, you were willing to hook up with a mouldy looking 30 yr old pamela anderson look-a-like nympho wannabe (sorry sweetheart..), five minutes ago - don't tell me you wouldn't hit that shi*t..

Sea Sharp

It's the other way around, having a kinky sex-drive is what makes the womenz 'cute'.

Kiera

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Bro, you were willing to hook up with a mouldy looking 30 yr old pamela anderson look-a-like nympho wannabe (sorry sweetheart..), five minutes ago - don't tell me you wouldn't hit that shi*t..

:eek: I am NOT mouldy looking! Or a wannabe :mad:

/i am a nympho tho.

Jake LeMotta

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

It's the other way around, having a kinky sex-drive is what makes the womenz 'cute'.

You know what. I think this about wraps up the conversation.
Spot on bro - it all makes sense now...

Jake LeMotta

Kiera wrote: »

:eek: I am NOT mouldy looking! Or a wannabe :mad:

/i am a nympho tho.

Oh, and sorry about that darling.

PM me a few pics - I'll make sure everyone knows what a goddess you are

Kiera

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Oh, and sorry about that darling.

PM me a few pics - I'll make sure everyone knows what a goddess you are

No thanks, pet. Dont need you to tell me how good i look

WeeBushy

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Cause it's always the cutest chicks that look at me like they wanna suck on my perineum, no holds barred man.

Regular chicks just play it cool - the cutest chicks, how can I say it, they just randy as hell!

How can they suck on your perineum Me thinks you don't know what it is.. google it. Wikipedia has a wonderful photograph illustrating it

Dublin_Gunner

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

Oh, and sorry about that darling.

PM me a few pics - I'll make sure everyone knows what a goddess you are

If you know where to look, you'll find a pic of Kiera on boards

And no, you don't need to let any of us in the know, know

Kasabian

kiwi123 wrote: »

lads what's the definition of cute?

Me

Dublin_Gunner

Kasabian wrote: »

Me

Strange, I'd never describe an attractive female as being 'cute'.

Fcuking teddy bears and kids with pig tails are 'cute'. Not some hot girl I'd like to shag.

I generally stick to 3 descriptions:

I would.

I definitely would.

I wouldn't. Well, maybe.

Kiera

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

Strange, I'd never describe an attractive female as being 'cute'.

Fcuking teddy bears and kids with pig tails are 'cute'. Not some hot girl I'd like to shag.

I generally stick to 3 descriptions:

I would.

I definitely would.

I wouldn't. Well, maybe.

Try being that girl that boys calls cute. Maybe they're just trying not to hurt my feelings. Oh god, Jake LeMotta was right

Dublin_Gunner

Kiera wrote: »

Try being that girl that boys calls cute. Maybe they're just trying not to hurt my feelings. Oh god, Jake LeMotta was right

Hey Kiera, don't listen to him!

You're a self confessed nympho, if that's truly the case, you're obviously gettin it, a LOT.

You're doing somethin' right missus

I'll give you a Dubln_Gunner "I would" (based on the solitary pic I've seen - you have your chance to get into the definitely category lol)

mayfire

Sanjuro wrote: »

I went out with a girl. Very cute. Also very quiet. Whenever we fooled around, she'd cry afterwards and start on about 'Catholic Guilt.' Your theory is wrong.

You do know that "Catholic guilt" is a kinky type of doggy style position??
Originated from not being able to look in your partners face if you were Catholic.

Kiera

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

Hey Kiera, don't listen to him!

You're a self confessed nympho, if that's truly the case, you're obviously gettin it, a LOT.

You're doing somethin' right missus

I'll give you a Dubln_Gunner "I would" (based on the solitary pic I've seen - you have your chance to get into the definitely category lol)

/i'm not getting it alot anymore tho

Dublin_Gunner

mayfire wrote: »

You do know that "Catholic guilt" is a kinky type of doggy style position??
Originated from not being able to look in your partners face if you were Catholic.

So basically, the reason she was cryin' was because he didn't spin her around and give her a good one?