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The cutest girls are the one's who want to be f**ked the most.

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    #122
    Gulliver
    Registered Users Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭Gulliver


    gbee wrote: »
    In this type of situation it is possible you were too sweet yourself.

    A huge marital problem in Ireland was women subjecting themselves to the marriage vows, having several children and yet never experiencing satisfying sexual relations with their husbands.

    All the stereotypes about men and women are true .. as mentioned in other posts, it's the timing that's important and this is where men fail badly.

    Women sometimes only want a cuddle; sometimes a few passionate kisses and a cuddle; sometimes intimate romantic relations; sometimes a short episode; sometimes a dominant aggressive role; sometimes SHE wants to be dominant and aggressive.

    Biggest single complaint women have about their husbands/partners: "I can't cuddle or kiss my husband without it turning into sex!"

    Timing is the key boys.

    I often think of the poker song, "you gotta know when to hold 'em; know when to fold 'em; know when to stand up and walk away; you never count your money, sitting at the table; time enough for counting, when the dealings done ... "


    Kenny Rogers may know about gambling, but Tenacious D really know how to satisfy a lady: (obviously NSFW)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F47k_c5EYyQ


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    #123
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Kiera wrote: »
    :D<3

    /i'm not getting it alot anymore tho :o

    Sort it out so Kiera!

    No girl should be left wanting sex! Thats neglect!


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    #124
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    Sort it out so Kiera!

    No girl should be left wanting sex! Thats neglect!
    Why do you think i'm posting in this thread :P


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    #125
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Kiera wrote: »
    Why do you think i'm posting in this thread :P


    Its time to take this to PM's. Oh yeah.

    Giggidy giggidy


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    #126
    Jumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    gbee wrote: »
    I often think of the poker song, "you gotta know when to hold 'em; know when to fold 'em; know when to stand up and walk away; you never count your money, sitting at the table; time enough for counting, when the dealings done ... "

    He also said "If you're gonna play the Game Boy, you gotta learn to play it right"

    **** YOU Kenny Rogers. I am a Game Boy legend.


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    #127
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Smell of want off this thread. Move it to CAFC ffs.


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    #128
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Lost your report button?


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    #129
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Kiera wrote: »
    Lost your report button?
    Don't try drag me down in to the cesspit, please.


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    #130
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Okies :)


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    #131
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭gbee


    Kiera wrote: »
    Okies :)

    He must be in a bad mood, the thread title should have scared him off, seemingly. ?


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    #132
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    gbee wrote: »
    He must be in a bad mood, the thread title should have scared him off, seemingly. ?
    Its probably me. I tend to scare men off :D


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    #133
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Kiera wrote: »
    Its probably me. I tend to scare men off :D


    Can't be a real man to be scared of ickle Kiera!


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    #134
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    Yeah man.
    Possibly ironic. The chicks that look like butter wouldn't melt in their mouth, look like they may not even know the meaning of the word sex - the thing they want most is to be thoroughly defiled by some big alpha male mofo.

    Why is this?
    Not sure..

    But I have a theory that, contrary to popular belief, chicks actually want to be f**ked more than dudes want to f**k them.
    The cuter the chick, the more she wants it..

    I dunno, that may take more thinking about.

    But I'm absolutely 110% that the above is true.

    Edit:
    Oh yeah, and the cutest girls always want the baddest mofo's

    i.e. the bad boys.
    The reason for this we can speculate upon.

    Loike tewtally, roysh?


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    #135
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    Kiera wrote: »
    Why do you think i'm posting in this thread :P
    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    Sort it out so Kiera!

    No girl should be left wanting sex! Thats neglect!
    Dublin_Gunner wrote: »
    Its time to take this to PM's. Oh yeah.

    Giggidy giggidy

    First of all, I can't believe this thread has descended into this ****.

    Second of all, I can't believe I'm actually involving myself in it.

    And finally, would someone please post that pic of Kiera please.


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    #136
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    Welcome to AH :)

    You'd better ask Kiera, don't you think?


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    #137
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    First of all, I can't believe this thread has descended into this ****.

    Because it was such an important, interesting and insightful original post?


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    #138
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    Fock it...

    How bout it Kiera?

    We'll do a trade off - pic for pic.


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    #139
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    Fock it...

    How bout it Kiera?

    We'll do a trade off - pic for pic.
    You first ;)


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    #140
    witnessmenow
    Registered Users Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭witnessmenow


    B0X wrote: »
    Fragmented english, consider revising.

    It looks like you're writing a letter thanks hoaring post.


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    #141
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    Kiera wrote: »
    You first ;)

    Yeah sure, this ****'s all over different websites so it ain't no harm.

    **Removed**

    :)

    Now you


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    #142
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    Yeah sure, this ****'s all over different websites so it ain't no harm.

    n1480073746_30066708_6651.jpg

    :)

    Now you
    OMG you fell for that :P

    Are you the one getting the beating?


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    #143
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    I've not seen a thread veer so far off topic in quite some time!


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    #144
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    Kiera wrote: »
    OMG you fell for that :P

    Are you the one getting the beating?

    Yes, I've just realized what an easy target I've made myself by posting a photo.

    Curses!


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    #145
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    Kiera darling - are you really gonna screw me over like this...


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    #146
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    Kiera darling - are you really gonna screw me over like this...
    Check the know your nerds thread :)


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    #147
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,300 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    GirlOfGlass wrote: »
    It's always the quiet ones.
    Duct tape helps the loud ones become quite :P


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    #148
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    Kiera wrote: »
    Check the know your nerds thread :)

    Will you be providing magnifying glasses for viewing that pic?

    Old pervs like me can't see the small ones to good you know.


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    #149
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    Will you be providing magnifying glasses for viewing that pic?

    Old pervs like me can't see the small ones to good you know.
    Do you not keep one handy in your pocket?


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    #150
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    This thread. Is done.


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