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  • 10-06-2010 09:44PM
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    There is more money being spent on Breast Implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

    This means that by 2040,

    There should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

    _____________________________________

    And here are some love making tips for Seniors.


    1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

    2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

    3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

    4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

    5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

    6. Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

    7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

    8. Make all the noise you want... The neighbours are deaf too.

    9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

    10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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