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The Live In Running World Cup Thread for After Hours.

JONJO THE MISER · 2010-06-11 12:14:51

The cermony has Just started so lets get the Jokes and banter under way, espically for after hours i present this thread which is for discussion of the world cup outside of the matches themselves.

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The cermony has Just started so lets get the Jokes and banter under way, espically for after hours i present this thread which is for discussion of the world cup outside of the matches themselves.

Tagged:

herro gentremen

alf has been deferred

absolutely raped

4-1

england over hyped crap

rooney=potato

you are alf bill

alf stewart deferred too

fifa love technology

ronaaaaldo billllll

44 years of hurt

the referee's a banker!

never ghana give you up

what? no penos this time.

karma for 66 bitches

so long samba football

goooooooooooooooaaaal!

ghana not a do it captain

that is liquid football!

come on uruguay

ballack is a ladyboy

olé olé olé

vuvuzela

bzzzzzzzzz

twat!

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#2 11-06-2010 1:15pm
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But...

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JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

.... discussion of the world cup outside of the matches themselves.

Ah.

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#3 11-06-2010 1:16pm
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Unexpected item in the After Hours area. Please wait and a supervisor will be with you shortly.

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#4 11-06-2010 1:17pm
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Yeah but this thread wont be talking about the matches it will be for news that happens during the world cup in SA, E.G major cock ups in SA and crimes against world cup tourists.

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#5 11-06-2010 1:18pm
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JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Yeah but this thread wont be talking about the matches it will be for news that happens during the world cup.

Like streakers?

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#6 11-06-2010 1:20pm
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?I dont get this.

so we talk about the football but not actually about the football....

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#7 11-06-2010 1:22pm
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Ahh, they made the world outta all them people on the pitch!

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#8 11-06-2010 1:23pm
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Nicely done, Jonjo.

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#9 11-06-2010 1:23pm
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desmond tutu breaking it down

EDIT: it looks like theyre taking the piss out of that volcano

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#10 11-06-2010 1:24pm
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JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Yeah but this thread wont be talking about the matches it will be for news that happens during the world cup in SA

Okay, so... news that happens during the time of the world cup...

Experts double estimate of BP oil spill size

Roadside bomb kills Afghan civilians

And so on...

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#11 11-06-2010 1:24pm
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Seen Desmond dancing like a dick.

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#12 11-06-2010 1:27pm
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in before the ball gets burst

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#13 11-06-2010 1:27pm
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There doesnt seem to be no mention of south African Boers and very few whites which make up 20% of the population taking part in the opening.

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#14 11-06-2010 1:28pm
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ibtl

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#15 11-06-2010 1:32pm
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Beni Cutie is now on stage singing Bang Bang Bang:D i swear you couldnt make it up and im sure there will be many bang bangs during the world cup.

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#16 11-06-2010 1:33pm
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Is that buzzing going to be happening during the matches?

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#17 11-06-2010 1:34pm
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http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2010/6/10/1276180345291/typical-daily-mail-letter-001.jpg

I agree with this lad

Also should this be in the soccer forum?

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#18 11-06-2010 1:34pm
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is that R Kelly?!?

they ARE taking the piss!

or should i say he

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#19 11-06-2010 1:35pm
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JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Beni Cutie is now on stage singing Bang Bang Bang:D i swear you couldnt make it up and im sure there will be many bang bangs during the world cup.

Reported..........to the FBI

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#20 11-06-2010 1:35pm
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R Kelly seems to be miming!

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#21 11-06-2010 1:36pm
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Yay, Ireland made it to the World Cup - in the losers parade!

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#22 11-06-2010 1:36pm
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there are empty seats

mustn't like r kelly

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#23 11-06-2010 1:36pm
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We need a thread like this in AH.

No doubt it will be locked so.

Damn Nazi's.

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#24 11-06-2010 1:38pm
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wheres the ireland flag

ah wait....

damn french

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#25 11-06-2010 1:39pm
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Lets keep this thread open and remember no discusion of matches.

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#26 11-06-2010 1:40pm
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Graeme Souness likes the black dancers.

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#27 11-06-2010 1:41pm
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we should all support the ivory coast, its just a backward ireland.

also whats this about graeme souness saying they have to dance good theyre from that part of the world

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Is there a fella in the South African squad called "Suprise Suprise" or am I seeing things?

He must have been a shock call up.

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#29 11-06-2010 1:42pm
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Anyone watching RTE2? First racist comment of the day - according to Graham Souness the dancing was very good - sure you'd expect that from people from that part of the world!

Edit: Beaten to it!

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#30 11-06-2010 1:42pm
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author, football pundit, now song critic, wow, dunphys a lengend

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#31 11-06-2010 1:43pm
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nibtrix wrote: »

Anyone watching RTE2? First racist comment of the day - according to Graham Souness the dancing was very good - sure you'd expect that from people from that part of the world!

That's not racist.

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