I Hate Football

I Was VB

Why do us non-football fans have to endure the endless ****e that will be forced down our necks???

I dont care if the goal keeper person from Manchester Rovers is playing for Inter-Pool, so stop gicking on about it!!!

bonerm

Just watch Big Brother or whatever other shíte is on atm.

falan

I bet you love Britains got talent?

mink_man

when did he sign for inter-pool?

Killer Pigeon

/conformity

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Who cares?

UpTheSlashers

I Was VB wrote: »

Why do us non-football fans have to endure the endless ****e that will be forced down our necks???

I dont care if the goal keeper person from Manchester Rovers is playing for Inter-Pool, so stop gicking on about it!!!

Your interested enough to get the names wrong on purpose

mikedragon32

You brought it up.

Besides, even if you live in the arsehole of nowhere and only have an aerial on your telly, football is on a maximum of 25% of the channels.

I Was VB

UpTheSlashers wrote: »

Your interested enough to get the names wrong on purpose

I was interested enough to make a smart arse reply.

Hate football, Big Brother, My dogs got talent.

Yada, yada, yada.

falan

I Was VB wrote: »

I was interested enough to make a smart arse reply.

Hate football, Big Brother, My dogs got talent.

Yada, yada, yada.

Coronation street? Fair ****ty? :P

bonerm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBSG_-lP4_Y

Carl Sagan

Which town?

Thomas828

I don't mind the football. But those flipping voo-voo zela horns, or whatever they're called, put my head away!

Stephen

For me this is one of the great benefits of living thousands of miles from home. Nobody gives 2 ****s about the premiership over here \o/
Even the world cup is getting about as much attention as the fas milk race over here.

rovert

Football is ****e, I dont know why they have a midfield just a waste of time watching lads making passes.

L.Jenkins

Soccer as some would call it, is one of the only sports on this planet I absolutely despise and for the following reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNi6nafLcsI

bonerm

rovert wrote: »

Football is ****e, I dont know why they have a midfield just a waste of time watching lads making passes.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

rovert

bonerm wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Im right and they should make the goals bigger.

Kiera

Ah stop your moaning and go to the pub like me. Or stay here and enjoy your night bitching about football :P

bonerm

rovert wrote: »

Im right and they should make the goals bigger.

Nah they should make the goalkeepers smaller.

mink_man

oh and I also just realised when he said "us non footballing fans" he meant "us in a group", i thought he was actually on about non footballing fans from the US!

rovert

bonerm wrote: »

Nah they should make the goalkeepers smaller.

Dont be silly

Seriously midfield WTF?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I like football, nurtures my racist tendencies and fans the flames of my old grudges

bonerm

rovert wrote: »

Dont be silly

Seriously midfield WTF?

Midfield is like the HSE. It has to be there, just nobody is sure why.

fryup

i'm a football fan, but even i have to admit that a month solid of footy is too much

so for that i can sympthaise with football-haters who live in a household where the zapper is controlled by a footy-facist

MagicMarker

I Was VB wrote: »

Why do us non-football fans have to endure the endless ****e that will be forced down our necks???

I dont care if the goal keeper person from Manchester Rovers is playing for Inter-Pool, so stop gicking on about it!!!

Why don't you just... you know... not watch it?

ItsAWindUp

Don't watch it then.

wylo

Get over it lads, the WC (obviously this is whats stemming the rant) is the biggest sporting event in the world, and arguably the biggest event internationally of all time. Despite a select few countries it captures the interest of the whole world, from the poorest in Africa to the richest in Europe and everything in between.

The sport is fantastic, you can meet someone in the middle of Europe, South America, Africa, Australia and they will be able to have a kick around. The scarcity of goals is what adds to the sport, it makes each goal ridiculously important.
It is easily more important and more popular than every other sport in the world.
If you can appreciate technical and physical skill watch football.

MrStuffins

Forget about making things bigger and smaller, what they really should do it launch a service where you can subscribe and have hundreds of stations beamed into your telebox via some sort of Satelite or something!

That way, when football is one 2 stations, say RTE2 and BBC1, you can pick up a Thingamagigywhatsit (maybe we might wanna call it something else, it's basically a way to remotely control the tv) and change the station and not watch the football.

It might catch on, ya never know!

BrianSlipknot

A solid month of football...

...once per every 4 years.

Im in heaven!

bonerm

MrStuffins wrote: »

Forget about making things bigger and smaller, what they really should do it launch a service where you can subscribe and have hundreds of stations beamed into your telebox via some sort of Satelite or something!

That way, when football is one 2 stations, say RTE2 and BBC1, you can pick up a Thingamagigywhatsit (maybe we might wanna call it something else, it's basically a way to remotely control the tv) and change the station and not watch the football.

It might catch on, ya never know!

Nonsense!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBkTSCLrMIA

Barna77

We are one day closer to the end of the WC

wylo

I might add the WC is only every 4 years, were subjected to sh1te on tv week in week out all year around, this is a gift for people interested (which is the vast majority of people), leave us alone and stop moaning.

bonerm

Two draws in two games .... and with that we're that much closer to deciding the worlds best country.

schween

A lad I know was telling me lots of stuff about football once, I had to cut across him and tell him I had no idea what he was on about and I didn't like football.
Then he told me he hated it too but just watched it so he'd be able to chat to the lads. I lol'd.

I grew up in a football MAD house, so it doesn't bother me, it's just background noise or a drinking excuse.

rovert

Lads passing to other lads in the middle of the pitch for the next 29 days. Yippee.

Mr Cawley

Can you believe Henry appealed for a handball? irony

God i love football

Diabhal Beag

rovert wrote: »

Lads passing to other lads in the middle of the pitch for the next 29 days. Yippee.

Beats watching rasslin

starbelgrade

Next person to post after this, complaining about football - the greatest game in the world - has a serious dose of the ghey, has a fetish for rubbing teddy bears with their cock & likes to drink milkshakes made from rat cum.

stovelid

I Was VB wrote: »

Why do us non-football fans have to endure the endless ****e that will be forced down our necks???

I dont care if the goal keeper person from Manchester Rovers is playing for Inter-Pool, so stop gicking on about it!!!

Being picked last in P.E and bullied by the thin boys in school still rankles eh?

ItsAWindUp

rovert wrote: »

Lads passing to other lads in the middle of the pitch for the next 29 days. Yippee.

As I said in a previous post, nobody is forcing you to watch the World Cup, so don't if you don't like football!Simple enough I would have thought.

MrStuffins

starbelgrade wrote: »

Next person to post after this, complaining about football - the greatest game in the world - has a serious dose of the ghey, has a fetish for rubbing teddy bears with their cock & likes to drink milkshakes made from rat cum.

Football is RUBBISH!!!!!

rovert

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Beats watching rasslin

Id rather watch rest holds in Wrestling than rest holds midfield in football

fulhamfanincork

djhunter30 wrote: »

Soccer as some would call it, is one of the only sports on this planet I absolutely despise and for the following reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNi6nafLcsI

So you prefer rugby because it descends into violence?

bonerm

schween wrote: »

I grew up in a football MAD house, so it doesn't bother me, it's just background noise or a drinking excuse.

See that's what the world cupán is all about ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOB4-EB3-8o

rovert

ItsAWindUp wrote: »

As I said in a previous post, nobody is forcing you to watch the World Cup, so don't if you don't like football!Simple enough I would have thought.

Oh I dont watch it, the Vuvuzela trolling caught my attention

FearDark

I Was VB wrote: »

Why do us non-football fans have to endure the endless ****e that will be forced down our necks???

I dont care if the goal keeper person from Manchester Rovers is playing for Inter-Pool, so stop gicking on about it!!!

Nobodys forcing you to do anything. I can see why some people dont like football and thats fair enough but Im sick to the teeth of anti-football people [like you] who whinge and bítch about it and call it "endless shíte".

If you dont want to watch it there are 300 channels NOT showing it so why dont you watch them and stop fúcking whining.

parker kent

OP I'm sure I hate something you like. You don't like the most popular sport in the world, build a bridge and get over it.

MrStuffins

I hate Eastenders..... and Corronation Street......... and Emmerdale....... (i'm not as smart as the OP, if i was i'd have called them CorronationEnders and Easterdale etc).

And when they are on, i just watch something else!

It's simple!

The World cup is on for the next month and won't come back around until 2014! Corronation Street has been on almost every night for 1960. In fact, it was on twice a night this past week!

So i change the station! Simples!

rovert

parker kent wrote: »

OP I'm sure I hate something you like. You don't like the most popular sport in the world, build a bridge and get over it.

A bridge would be an improvement on the middle field.

MrStuffins

rovert wrote: »

A bridge would be an improvement on the middle field.

A bridge? Then how do you expect the 4th defenceman to notch up 2 touch-downs and a home-run to spread the play?

You're crazy!