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Mad Cow

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  • 12-06-2010 12:53am
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    coldfire1x
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭


    These two cows are in standing in a field.
    One says "Hey, are you worried about that Mad Cow's Disease?"
    The other one answers "Nah, it can't affect me, I'm a rabbit."

    A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little inquisitive.
    'Why do we have two humps?' asked the son. 'That is so that we can go for days and weeks without water. We can store it in the humps.'
    'Why do we have very long eye lashes?'
    'That,' he was told, 'is to protect the eyes from the sand in a sand storm.'
    'And why do we have bulbous looking feet?'
    'That is so that we can travel twice as fast through the desert.' 'Dad,' asked the young camel, 'what the hell are we doing in this zoo?'

    A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
    The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, You are really ugly,"
    The lady was furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly," She was incredibly ticked now.
    The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly,"
    The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and to get rid of the bird if they didn t do something about it. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn t say it again.
    When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
    She paused and said, "Yes ?"
    And the bird replied, "You know."


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