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Why are so many people mistaken as to their height?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭uberpixie


    worst thing about being tall is when you're next to a short guy who has 'angry/aggressive short man syndrome'

    The worst thing about being just over 5ft 5" is tall people with a clear case of small penis syndrome squaring up to ya becuase as they are taller they clearly must be tougher than you and will clearly beat you in a fight thus gaining the respect of all the ladies in the area who will gladly want a shot of their cock.....

    Angry aggressive muppets come in short and tall sizes.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,241 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Cinful wrote: »
    Slips on 3 inch spikes. Call me fathom!
    Shorty! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I'm yay high and ickety-aught and I don't care what if no height chart tells me different, that's the height I am.


  • Registered Users Posts: 504 ✭✭✭rockdrummer4


    I'm 6'4''.

    I have measured, and I am 6'4''.

    My doctor even measured me. I'm right on the line.



    You went to the doctor to get your height measured.... LOL....


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Most people come up to me saying... God what height are you? Are you 6'0"?!

    I'm 6'6".


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I got my height taken when I went for a medical when I was 19. Doc told me I was 6' 5. I've went with that ever since. Maybe I've shrank in the 11 years since though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    uberpixie wrote: »
    The worst thing about being just over 5ft 5" is tall people with a clear case of small penis syndrome squaring up to ya becuase as they are taller they clearly must be tougher than you and will clearly beat you in a fight thus gaining the respect of all the ladies in the area who will gladly want a shot of their cock.....

    Angry aggressive muppets come in short and tall sizes.

    Evidently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    i thuaght I was 6.0ft Im 6.1 :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I'm measured at 6.3 but when people ask me and I tell them that they don't believe me!.

    I think I know how tall I am, whip out your measuring tape then or shut the hell up.

    *rests arm on person's head*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Cinful wrote: »
    Slips on 3 inch spikes.

    Surely that would lead to impaling, no?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I'm only ickle so anyone taller than me always looks about 6foot to me :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    I'm 6'4''.

    I have measured, and I am 6'4''.

    My doctor even measured me. I'm right on the line.



    You went to the doctor to get your height measured.... LOL....

    :rolleyes:
    Was there for a check-up


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    People just want to be taller.

    I'm about 5'6" and I used to go out with a guy the exact same height as me, however anytime I mentioned this he went mental that he was taller. Eh, you're not taller than me if I don't have to stand on tiptoe to be eye to eye with you. Stop lying to yourself.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    I get that too. I'm 6' to 6'1" at the most, yet people seem to think I have to be 6'4" or more. Dunno why, just the way it is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    I lie , I'm 6'5 and 3/4 , but I tell everybody I'm 6'6........;) ssh ... its a secret, don't tell anyone ....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭catthinkin


    i am 57 but i lie when i am in my heels ha ha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    I stand at 5'11" and a half and it's one of the great regrets of my life that I'm not 6 foot tall, but how does this narrative relate to the thread?


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