Some Funnies

MonkieSocks

Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive.

So, after tryin a few different things, I got a new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
coyote ugly, nasty woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,

‘Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.

Nice children you have there.

Are they twins?’

The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

‘Hell no, they ain’t twins.

The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.

Why the hell would you think they’re twins?

Are you blind, or just stupid?’

So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am.

I just find it hard to believe you got shagged twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

My 25 year old supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work…….. soooo maybe I’ll go fishing.

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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, “What are you doing?”

She answers, “I’m moving to London.

I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free.”

Later, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he’s going, he replies,

“I’m coming too.










I want to see how you live on £800 a year”.

minister poxbottle

I booked an asian hooker for 4o'clock
she didn't arrive til 6o'clock
she love me wrong time.:)

MonkieSocks

^^^^^^^^ LOL

Nice one Minister

I've an appointment tomorrow to se my Chinese Dentist.

He said " Come at Tooth Hurty" :rolleyes: