Fake Tan on de Wimminz

starbelgrade

What's your opinion on it.. does it make the Irish lassies look more attractive on a night out, or just look like Oompa-loompas?

Sharpshooter

I think when it's done right, it looks great.

A tan does make you look healthier imo.

Local-womanizer

Depends really,some women go mad with it,others not so much.

I know a person who works with the local paper,he says on the pics from nights out some women need to be photo-shopped to tone down the orange.

Thats when it would be too much I would suspect.....

starbelgrade

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Depends really,some women go mad with it,others not so much.

I know a person who works with the local paper,he says on the pics from nights out some women need to be photo-shopped to tone down the orange.

Thats when it would be too much I would suspect.....

jonnyfingers

starbelgrade wrote: »

What's your opinion on it.. does it make the Irish lassies look more attractive on a night out, or just look like Oompa-loompas?

You strike me as someone who wants a rigourous scientific test to fully establish the effect of fake tan on attractiveness.

For the next two weeks I will rate every girl I see out of 10, while noting if they have natural skin colour or look like slappers. I shall return with my findings.

P.S. Feel free to send on any pictures of girlfriends, sisters, mothers, etc and I will include them in my research. Naked preferably but scantily clad reluctantly accepted.

Le King

starbelgrade wrote: »

What's your opinion on it.. does it make the Irish lassies look more attractive on a night out, or just look like Oompa-loompas?

Girls who can't put it on shouldn't try. If it' done right it looks great.

But there is nothin worse than having to throw out a good bed sheet because of some tango ***** doesn't know how to use fake tan and sticks to your bed.


It gets all over the sink and everything!

But it's hilarious when it rains!

Drips off. So, so funny.

GLaDOS

9/10 times natural skin would be nicer

Posy

I little bit of a subtle tan can look nice.
Slathered in orange stuff = you look like a bottle of TK lemonade. Hint of a brown tan = lovely and healthy glow.
In the last couple of days I've seen one woman so mottled with white and orange she looked like a tortoiseshell cat and another woman out in the rain wearing shorts, with orange tan washing off her legs making an orange puddle where she stood. These women did not look nice. At all. For the love of God, why would someone put on wash-off tan in IRELAND on a WET day. Sigh.

Posy

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I think when it's done right, it looks great.

A tan does make you look healthier imo.

See? This is the crucial part.

recylingbin

I think it's great. Instead of having to waste 90 seconds talking to them, you can tell she's a tool with a single glance.

WIN!

Capt'n Midnight

I'm finding it hard to decide between options 2 and 4

Fake Tan on Women...

- Looks good (I'm a man)
- Oompa Loompa Lumpedy Doo (I'm a man)
- Looks good (I'm a woman)
- Oompa Loompa Lumpedy Doo (I'm a man)
- Atari Jaffa Cakes

starbelgrade

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I'm finding it hard to decide between options 2 and 4

Fake Tan on Women...

- Looks good (I'm a man)
- Oompa Loompa Lumpedy Doo (I'm a man)
- Looks good (I'm a woman)
- Oompa Loompa Lumpedy Doo (I'm a man)
- Atari Jaffa Cakes

Copy & paste = Poll fail.


DOH!!!

fonecrusher1

I don't know why women go to the bother TBH. Fake tan looks....fake?

Nothing wrong with a milky pale complexion. In fact dare i say it, i like it.

Snowie

Dude, there umpa lumpas whove been facially raped bye a crayon!!!!!

Drops of Jupiter

starbelgrade wrote: »

What's your opinion on it.. does it make the Irish lassies look more attractive on a night out, or just look like Oompa-loompas?

OP,

Were you genuinely curious as to other's view of fake tan on women?
Looks like another AH thinly veiled lame attempt to rally the troops to have yet another AH women bashing session (slappers, tango bitches etc)! Sigh.

Next there will be thread about how disgusting Irish women are because they are too pale.

I am not sure how well threads about how fat, pale, ugly, gross Irish men are would be received.

And before all the muppets gang up in force (I am not ugly, fat, a lesbian, sex starved,a feminazi or even pale for that matter!)

Willbbz

Your fake tan looks good.. LOL JK You f**king lobster
:pac:

Mr Yellow

Op - think you should have said Irish 'people', not just women, as you are now going to get tarred by the fake tan brush by the womenz on here

On another note, I prefer the fake tan with the pin stripes....

starbelgrade

Mr Yellow wrote: »

Op - think you should have said Irish 'people', not just women, as you are now going to get tarred by the fake tan brush by the womenz on here

On another note, I prefer the fake tan with the pin stripes....

Is that how Mrs.Yellow wears it?

Sharpshooter

Drops of Jupiter wrote: »

OP,

Were you genuinely curious as to other's view of fake tan on women?

I would think that was the reason behind the OP starting this thread.

Drops of Jupiter wrote: »

(I am not ugly, fat, a lesbian, sex starved,a feminazi or even pale for that matter!)

Wow, that's some description of what you are not, where was ugly fat lesbian or sex starved mentioned in the opening post?.

Drops of Jupiter wrote: »

And before all the muppets gang up in force.

This isn't doing you any favours tbh.

Mr Yellow

starbelgrade wrote: »

Is that how Mrs.Yellow wears it?

She aint called Mrs Yellow for nothing ya know.. Shuda called myself Mr Orange now that i think of it..
The pin stripe stuff is like this

SugarHigh

Posy wrote: »

See? This is the crucial part.

But the crucial part you're missing is that most girls seem to have no idea they can't put it on right.

Any girl who regularly wears fake tan obviously thinks she is doing a good job even if she is actually looking like an oompa loompa.

starbelgrade

Drops of Jupiter wrote: »

OP,

Were you genuinely curious as to other's view of fake tan on women?
Looks like another AH thinly veiled lame attempt to rally the troops to have yet another AH women bashing session (slappers, tango bitches etc)! Sigh.

Next there will be thread about how disgusting Irish women are because they are too pale.

I am not sure how well threads about how fat, pale, ugly, gross Irish men are would be received.

And before all the muppets gang up in force (I am not ugly, fat, a lesbian, sex starved,a feminazi or even pale for that matter!)

Is there a full moon tonight?

Teutorix

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I think when it's done right, it looks great

So... never? :rolleyes:

The only way it can be done right is a very light tan from the sun.

Dudess

I only see it as functional - something to tone down extreme paleness at the start of the summer, and just a hint of it at that, on areas that take longest to get a colour (legs usually as they're covered so much). I'm fair-skinned and anything more than the above would look ridiculous on me. It's possible though to apply it in such a way as to give the appearance of no fake tan at all. Requires a really good brand though, and lots of exfoliation and moisturising beforehand. So the more subtle the desired result, the longer the application takes.

Sharpshooter

SugarHigh wrote: »

But the crucial part your missing is that most girls seem to have no idea they can't put it on right.

Any girl who regularly wears fake tan obviously thinks she is doing a good job even if she is actually looking like an oompa loompa.

Posy is not missing anything, she was agreeing with my post where I said if it's done right it looks good and you can look healthier.:pac:

SugarHigh

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Posy is not missing anything, she was agreeing with my post where I said if it's done right it looks good and you can look healthier.:pac:

She is missing the point that how would she know it is done right?

Obviously the girls who fúcked it up thought they did it right.

Sharpshooter

SugarHigh wrote: »

She is missing the point that how would she know it is done right?

She only has to look, like the rest of us who can spot a fake tan by the white bits that are so noticeable.

If it is done right, your attention is not drawn to it.

SugarHigh

Sharpshooter wrote: »

She only has to look, like the rest of us who can spot a fake tan by the white bits that are so noticeable.

So how does anyone end up with constantly shít fake tan?

They were obviously relying on their own opinion and that of their friends but that didn't stop them looking like crap so why is it different for you.

I bet they have the exact same conversation as this talking about other peoples bad tans while not realising their own is awful.

How are you immune to doing what they did since they obviously had the same thought process as you?

starbelgrade

My post count has a 69 in it.

Just thought I'd mention that.

plein de force

it can look good
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/nice-fake-tan.jpg

or really bad
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/horrible-fake-tan.jpg


there is no middle ground

Bob the Seducer

You know when you've been tango'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6yCgtehwUE

Teutorix

plein de force wrote: »

it can look photoshopped
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/nice-fake-tan.jpg

or really bad
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/horrible-fake-tan.jpg


there is no middle ground

fixed

starbelgrade

plein de force wrote: »

it can look good
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/nice-fake-tan.jpg

or really bad
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/horrible-fake-tan.jpg


there is no middle ground

Ah, some on - comparing Jessica Simpson to the ressurected corpse of Tuntankahmun is hardly a fair comparison.

Larianne

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Dude, there umpa lumpas whove been facially raped bye a crayon!!!!!

You and your face rapings by crayolas!

Dudess wrote: »

I only see it as functional - something to tone down extreme paleness at the start of the summer, and just a hint of it at that, on areas that take longest to get a colour (legs usually as they're covered so much). I'm fair-skinned and anything more than the above would look ridiculous on me. It's possible though to apply it in such a way as to give the appearance of no fake tan at all. Requires a really good brand though, and lots of exfoliation and moisturising beforehand. So the more subtle the desired result, the longer the application takes.

Its very very hard to get a good false tan. There are other products out there that can even out skin tone. (I use MACs Face and Body).

Most of the time girls know when their false tan looks sh!te but they usually try and cover it up which means applying more false tan over the bad false tan.

plein de force wrote: »

it can look good
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/nice-fake-tan.jpg

or really bad
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/horrible-fake-tan.jpg


there is no middle ground

Jessica still looks orange!

Sharpshooter

SugarHigh wrote: »

So how does anyone end up with constantly shít fake tan?

Like I said, when it's not done right, or if you prefer they haven't had it done professionally.

rossie1977

i would imagine jessica simpson has her own sunbed at home, she looks like a wwe wrestler there

speaking of fake tan, was out in gothenburg and malmo last week, didn't see one swedish girl wearing fake tan, when i got back into london first two girls i see in the airport were wearing so much fake tan it was dripping off em :mad:

starbelgrade

rossie1977 wrote: »

i would imagine jessica simpson has her own sunbed at home, she looks like a wwe wrestler there

speaking of fake tan, was out in gothenburg and malmo last week, didn't see one swedish girl wearing fake tan, when i got back into london first two girls i saw were wearing so much fake tan it was dripping off em :mad:

I would wrestle Jessica Simpson no matter what she was wearing.

And swedish women are smokin!

(Goes to have cold shower - too much hottness mentioned in one post)

plein de force

starbelgrade wrote: »

Ah, some on - comparing Jessica Simpson to the ressurected corpse of Tuntankahmun is hardly a fair comparison.

i'm talking about the coulour of the skin not the person

Teutorix

plein de force wrote: »

i'm talking about the coulour of the skin not the person

So was he. She looks like beef jerky.

wildswan

Yeuch!! Almost as bad as ug boots! Never looks real IMHO

It wasn't me!

I don't like it in theory or in practice. A tan from spending your life in the sun looks different. The skin looks different. That's healthy looking. The too-soft unreal tanned skin just doesn't look right. I'd take someone's true skin condition and tone any day. Since I'm primarily exposed to Irish women, most of them are naturally fairly pale, and I like that, and when I see people who are naturally tanned from the sun I like that too.

Sharpshooter

Teutorix wrote: »

So... never? :rolleyes:

I didn't say that.

Teutorix wrote: »

The only way it can be done right is a very light tan from the sun.

You cannot get an all over tan from just lying there sunbathing.

To get an even tan all over you need a spray tan or one of the many cream tans available in your local supermarket.

I_AmThe_Walrus

Us Irish have seem to perfected the whole fake tan business.

I seen at least 200 Simpsons on Harcourt Street on the weekend.

Teutorix

Well look at it this way, at least we dont have ganguro girls. *shudders*

starbelgrade

Sharpshooter wrote: »

You cannot get an all over tan from just lying there sunbathing.

It wasn't me!

Sharpshooter wrote: »

You cannot get an all over tan from just lying there sunbathing.

Find a nude beach.

Teutorix

It wasn't me! wrote: »

Find a nude beach.

Or your back garden

Sharpshooter

starbelgrade wrote: »

Well you can't, not an all over tan!

It wasn't me! wrote: »

Find a nude beach.

Even going nude, it's impossible to get an even tan all over.

What am I missing here!!:p

Teutorix

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Well you can't, not an all over tan!



Even going nude, it's impossible to get an even tan all over.

What am I missing here!!:p

Well i dont think a man cares if you have a tan right up yer crack.

starbelgrade

Sharpshooter wrote: »

What am I missing here!!:p

You must be forgetting to turn over.

It wasn't me!

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Even going nude, it's impossible to get an even tan all over.

What am I missing here!!:p

Fine, find a nude beach and a rotisserie.

For what it's worth, I think that it doesn't really matter how even it is if it looks fake, and let's face it, how many Irish girls naturally have a brown tan, excepting those recently returned from foreign holidays? And how many of those are going to be very even and without patches where, y'know, they had clothes on? Fake tan, for these reasons, looks fake. It just looks out of place here, playing to some imported aesthetic ideal. Healthy people are attractive. If you spend your life working in hot sun, you'll have a tan, and it'll probably look brilliant. If you're in a nightclub in Dublin, in your tiny dress and ridiculous heels, in January, when it's been pissing rain for five months and we haven't seen the sun in four, it looks ridiculous.