Robert Green

MonkieSocks

Robert Green has been given the job of chief Executive of BP.

Apparently he is an expert on spillage and is popular with Americans.
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At least that’s one British spillage the Americans won’t be moaning about…
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What’s the difference between Robert Green and Justin Bieber?

Robert Green knows how to drop his balls.
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Kermit was right:

It’s not easy being Green.
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All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand.

In fact they’re crossing the line…
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The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate.

He spilled it.
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Steven Gerrard said: “The whole team is behind Rob Green.”

With hindsight, that’s a good place to stand.
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Robert Green’s bringing out his own South African trumpet.

It’s known as a boo-boozela
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Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp.

So Robert Green’s not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.

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My computer’s got the Robert Green virus.

It can’t save anything.
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Just bought a Robert Green condom.

Extra slippery and you’re guaranteed not to catch anything.
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Rob Green has injured himself.

Apparently, he put his head in his hands and immediately kneed himself in the face.
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What’s the difference between a botanist with the flu and the England goalkeeper?

One has Green fingers and can catch a cold…
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Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver.

But he got fired because he couldn’t make any stops.

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jc77

Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, him and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.

Dunny

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istillgotit

jc77 wrote: »

Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, him and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.

:D:D:D:D:D

gar32

Whats the difference between Green's spill and BP oil spill?

Green got a cap for his

patmac

Dunny! wrote: »

Excellent I now have a new sig

Tallon

dilallio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQM1S-L0pCs

pappyodaniel

Did you hear the england team went to visit an orphanage in south africa this morning
"its so good to put a smile on the face's of people with no hope,
constantly struggling and facing the impossible" said jamal umboto aged 6

minister poxbottle

an old one but here goes

david beckham goes to a sperm bank it's his 2nd time
the receptionist checks his details on the computer and say's
will phone posh ta help you
becks say's what do ya mean,the receptionist say,s
well it say,s here your a useless wanker