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Things you expect to see in rural Ireland

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  • 18-06-2010 10:53pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,820 ✭✭✭✭


    An oul lad on a bike

    Someone looking into a field

    An old fiesta with the old type reg

    A dog sitting outside a house ready to chase the next car that passes

    A tractor parked outside the local shop/pub

    Someone in a "local" gaa jersey

    ...........................


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    a muck snorkling bog savage


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,655 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    Petrol pumps at the side of the road


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    grass down the middle of the road!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Sheep and cows

    A shop/post office that sells everything from food to petrol to work boots


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Rain


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    barren wasteland


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭LFC5Times


    Someone call "Pa"

    The general rural population wearing clothes that where in fashion in Dublin 10 + years ago.

    Sheep on the road


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    A big hairy arse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    The cast of Deliverance in a Starbucks....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Judging by the answers here most of ye have never been outside of the pale I'd say. :P


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    Knackers down from Dublin to rob a few places.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    Knackers down from Dublin to rob a few places.
    if there was something to rob :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,589 ✭✭✭Speak Now


    Someone from the city dumping rubbish over the ditch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭LFC5Times


    Sh1t "nightclubs" full of everyone in the town

    Incest


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Dancing at the cross roads.

    Priests chasing 'comely maidens' from said cross roads as they had the look of the divil in their eyes.

    The Bull McCabe.

    A good shellileigh fight


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Dancing at the cross roads.

    Priests chasing 'comely maidens' from said cross roads as they had the look of the divil in their eyes.

    The Bull McCabe.

    A good shellileigh fight


    About 60 years too late . . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    people shaking hands with some rapists, and eating bread out of the hands of others.


  • Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭elchupanebrey


    genericguy wrote: »
    people shaking hands with some rapists, and eating bread out of the hands of others.

    You don't have to be in the country not to have a clue what that means.:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,065 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    A multi-storey car-park, next to an abandoned newly-built 400 room hotel in the middle of a bog.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    A multi-storey car-park, next to an abandoned newly-built 400 room hotel in the middle of a bog.

    With an empty shopping centre and a half built housing estate across the road!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    You don't have to be in the country not to have a clue what that means.:eek:

    hand-shaking explained:
    http://www.irishelection.com/2009/12/sympathies-yet-again/

    Bread-eating explained:
    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2009/0530/1224247741242.html


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,352 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Houses that people in the city could only afford if they won the euromillions jackpot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Rural people, doing rural things.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Tractors and trailors laden with the days work of hay or turf and twenty cars behind it trying to over take, but the ould fellow is to busy teaching his 12 year old how to drive before they just stop in the middle of the road so they can open the gate.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mickdw wrote: »
    Houses that people in the city could only afford if they won the euromillions jackpot.

    But are now dirt cheap as no one wants them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Shíte loads of Toyota's.

    I was in the back arse of Galway at the start of the week and i went into a spar (there's always one) and seen a man of about 40, wearing clothes the looked like they were woven out of vomit, sitting drinking Guinness from the can at about 12:15pm.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Rural folk.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Shrubbery!


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,065 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    With an empty shopping centre and a half built housing estate across the road!

    They would be five miles away in another bog with no access roads.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Roadsides lined with Linden Village cans and flagons from when the townie knackers/skangers go for a drive . . .


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