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Things you expect to see in rural Ireland

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    #362
    patff
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    lads giving wrong directions to dubliners


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    #363
    BraziliaNZ
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    Boy racers. Seem to be all over the country. Especially Donegal and the North. Then you usually hear about their deaths every Sunday morning on the news.


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    #364
    demakinz
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    about 5 kids on top of a load of turf been drawn home,hanging on for there lives.


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    #365
    fontanalis
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    Chronic alcoholics being reverred as local legends and being mad craic.


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    #366
    Celly Smunt
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    patff wrote: »
    lads giving wrong directions to dubliners
    jesus that must be the biggest laugh ever.


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    #367
    fontanalis
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    pmcmahon wrote: »
    jesus that must be the biggest laugh ever.

    A whole weekends worth of yarns in the local.


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    #368
    patwicklow
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    Lovely country pub with a great pint of creamy stout, would make your mouth water thats were im going now.


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    #369
    Celly Smunt
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    fontanalis wrote: »
    A whole weekends worth of yarns in the local.

    i can only imagine the hysterics in "j.j o'connors" after that!


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    #370
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    patwicklow wrote: »
    Lovely country pub with a great pint of creamy stout, would make your mouth water thats were im going now.

    You do know where the creamy taste comes from?


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    #371
    cailinardthair
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    demakinz wrote: »
    about 5 kids on top of a load of turf been drawn home,hanging on for there lives.
    I wouldnt say hanging on for there lives......more an advanture to see who be the last on.... good times


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    #372
    Norwayviking
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    mfceiling wrote: »
    An oul lad on a bike

    Someone looking into a field

    An old fiesta with the old type reg

    A dog sitting outside a house ready to chase the next car that passes

    A tractor parked outside the local shop/pub

    Someone in a "local" gaa jersey

    ...........................

    A Garda pulling you over,and starts screaming at you, thinking you are deaf.


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    #373
    stovelid
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    patff wrote: »
    lads giving wrong directions to dubliners

    Allowing them to fortuitously bypass your godawful town.


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    #374
    BumbleB
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    the sawdoctors ,Mick Flavin, Philomena Begley or Margo.


    Using string instead of the belt to keep your pants up.

    Spittin on the hands before doing anything manual

    The cup of tay.

    The bullman.

    cabbage ,bacon and spuds for dinner.

    Unpasteurised Milk.

    The angelus.

    Grandad doting about the black and tans.


    FBD.

    Tax disc on tractor dated 2004.


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    #375
    Mal-Adjusted
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    stovelid wrote: »
    Allowing them to fortuitously bypass your godawful town.

    and tear straight over the cliffs ;) bu-buy


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    #376
    mikom
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    BumbleB wrote: »

    Using string instead of the belt to keep your pants up.

    You know little about the country.


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    #377
    fontanalis
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    mikom wrote: »
    You know little about the country.

    Everyone knows it's bailer twine.


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    #378
    BumbleB
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    fontanalis wrote: »
    Everyone knows it's bailer twine.
    whatever ! one word for that [ anal ].


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    #379
    mikom
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    fontanalis wrote: »
    Everyone knows it's bailer twine.


    Balin' twine....


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    #380
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    mikom wrote: »
    Balin' twine....

    analer


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    #381
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    fontanalis wrote: »
    Everyone knows it's bailer twine.

    back my way we make a rope outta shtraw and use that


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    #382
    fontanalis
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    Jaycee Long Gearshift wrote: »
    back my way we make a rope outta shtraw and use that

    fancy dans, straws for chewin'


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    #383
    mikom
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    fontanalis wrote: »
    analer

    I'll put a fetter on you if your not careful.


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    #384
    BumbleB
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    mikom wrote: »
    I'll put a fetter on you if your not careful.
    I'll give you a flake of the oul wavin pipe.


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    #385
    mikom
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    BumbleB wrote: »
    I'll give you a flake of the oul wavin pipe.

    Its hydrodare pipe.
    Keep up.


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    #386
    questionmark?
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    BumbleB wrote: »
    one word for that [ anal ].
    Thats what she said :p


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    #387
    BumbleB
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    mikom wrote: »
    Its hydrodare pipe.
    Keep up.
    wavin .


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    #388
    mikom
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    BumbleB wrote: »
    wavin .

    Posh farmers out your side.


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    #389
    BumbleB
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    mikom wrote: »
    Posh farmers out your side.
    yeah ,we drive lambourghinis.


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    #390
    [Deleted User]
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    BumbleB wrote: »
    yeah ,we drive lambourghinis.

    The ones wirh PTO's.. ;)


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    #391
    BumbleB
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    The ones wirh PTO's.. ;)
    That dem and eh transport box with a few bags of 10-10-20 in de back too .Fair good.


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