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Things you expect to see in rural Ireland

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,160 ✭✭✭bmw535d


    i love this thread. i feel home:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    Silage pits


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭conorhal


    Friday Afternoon: A BIFFO getting off a bus from Dublin with a GAA bag full of dirty laundry.

    Sunday Afternoon: A BIFFO getting on a bus to Dublin with a GAA bag full of clean clothes. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Irish people with Irish accents.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Road bowling on a Sunday afternoon, or a band gigging in the village square paid for by the two pubs in the village


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭anthony4335


    TK red lemonade HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    That brings back memories


  • Registered Users Posts: 168 ✭✭bowsie010


    Dead crows.

    RIP x


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Sexually deprived young men engaging in acts of bestiality, most likely with sheep or cattle. I'd say these are quite common occurrences in rural areas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Essexboy


    mfceiling wrote: »
    An oul lad on a bike

    Someone looking into a field

    An old fiesta with the old type reg

    A dog sitting outside a house ready to chase the next car that passes

    A tractor parked outside the local shop/pub

    Someone in a "local" gaa jersey

    ...........................

    Someone in a "local" gaa jersey

    No. Someone in a Glasgow Celtic jersey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 179 ✭✭sagat2


    People unaware the the Civil War ended 87 years ago.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    Sexually deprived young men engaging in acts of bestiality, most likely with sheep or cattle. I'd say these are quite common occurrences in rural areas.


    lol.........FFS, another dumbass dub who thinks this goes on in the country....lol:rolleyes::D


  • Registered Users Posts: 942 ✭✭✭whadabouchasir


    People bringing home bags of turf in the back of the car (actually saw this yesterday)

    Telegraph poles that are leaning over so much they're nearly at 45 degrees to the road.

    Pubs that stay open untill 5 am

    Men that always have their sleeves rolled up regardless of the weather or what they're doing.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    lol.........FFS, another dumbass dub who thinks this goes on in the country....lol:rolleyes::D

    He assumes that what happens in his neighbourhood also happens in the country! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    sagat2 wrote: »
    People unaware the the Civil War ended 87 years ago.

    Nevermind the civil war

    Judging by some boards posters there seems to be a lot of people unaware the war of independence ended


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    Judging by some boards posters there seems to be a lot of people unaware the war of independence ended
    Pffft, war. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    lol.........FFS, another dumbass dub who thinks this goes on in the country....lol:rolleyes::D

    This is an AH thread, expect sarcasm and people trying to attempt comedy.

    By the way, if you decide to move to Dublin some day, don't feel depressed about not being able to fit into civilized society; I'm sure there will be highly qualified sex therapists who can deal with your bestiality and incest driven thoughts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    He assumes that what happens in his neighbourhood also happens in the country! :pac:

    We don't have sheep or cattle in most parts of Dublin ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,025 ✭✭✭✭-Corkie-


    This fella....

    worzel1.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    SARASON wrote: »
    This fella....

    worzel1.jpg

    I wonder what he's going to do with that pigeon later ...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    We don't have sheep or cattle in most parts of Dublin ...

    This is an AH thread, expect sarcasm and people trying to attempt comedy.

    By the way, if you decide to move to Dublin some day, don't feel depressed about not being able to fit into civilized society; I'm sure there will be highly qualified sex therapists who can deal with your bestiality and incest driven thoughts.

    good call on using the word "attempt" there Pigeon.
    FYI, I lived in DUBALIN for years, so no need for the tips and such like, save them for your own blue brethren.:D

    ohhh, and get to know how to use the multiquote function instand of posting loads of post - I thought all you clever dubs were tech and net savvy up there in the big smoke.;):p lol


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    ohhh, and get to know how to use the multiquote function instand of posting loads of post - I thought all you clever dubs were tech and net savvy up there in the big smoke.;):p lol
    I wanted to make more of an impact ... have my points separated clearly.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    I wanted to make more of an impact ... have my points separated clearly.

    ahhh ok, so you're not dumb then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    FYI, I lived in DUBALIN for years, so no need for the tips and such like, save them for your own blue brethren.:D

    Well, sex therapists who deal with bestiality and incestuous thought have only really come into being in Dublin in the past 2-3 year. It helps people get familiar with civilized society a little faster when they arrive here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    ahhh ok, so you're not dumb then?

    No. How could you ever assume that someone in Dublin is dumb.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    LOL - still ain't got it have you.......LOL
    I'm not bothering with you, you simpleton anymore......lol


    Back on Topic.......

    VW Vento's with 300,000 miles on em' running on the green stuff.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No. How could you ever assume that someone in Dublin is dumb.

    Well, paying €300,000 for a bog-standard one bed flat, now that must question someones intelligence!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    Goats & long grass.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    VW Vento's with 300,000 miles on em' running on the green stuff.

    and suspension as springy as a trampoline. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Well, paying €300,000 for a bog-standard one bed flat, now that must question someones intelligence!

    Well at least I can afford it me ole flower. And at least I don't spend hundreds on petrol every week to get to work.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    MidlandsM wrote: »
    lol.........FFS, another dumbass dub who thinks this goes on in the country....lol:rolleyes::D
    Ssssssh ... let them have their fap fantasies! ;)


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