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Things you expect to see in rural Ireland

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    At least one blue ford Cortina.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,671 ✭✭✭John_Rambo


    At least one blue ford Cortina.

    Yeah! Or old rear wheel drived Fords perfectly restored or currently hard working tail happy rally cars.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    Big f off crows .


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    Big dirty oul Charalaois bull in a field .Horny as fcuk .Trying to get up on the trees.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    Roadkill......


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Burning effegies made of wicker...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    Stone Ditches.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    Minks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    The marqee in drumlish,4 country roads in glenamaddy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Chicken Run


    making up scurrilous rumours about the "blow-ins"


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    BumbleB wrote: »
    Minks.

    and Stoats.:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,671 ✭✭✭John_Rambo


    Sheepdogs with ninja like stealth. They move faster than cheetahs and are gone before you know you have been nipped!


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    People with tiny lawnmowers and huge (0.5Ha) lawns.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen


    Poitin in a vodka bottle, who's to know.
    Plumbing fittings.
    26Kg of Tate and Lyle.
    Buckets of 1080 wine.
    The wiff of peat smoke.


  • Registered Users Posts: 290 ✭✭tennessee time


    irish people, not anglo irish dubliners


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    No broadband (it's why it takes them so long to respond),
    No proper running water,
    No proper local bus services,
    Smell of cow's shit everywhere,
    Interfering with the animals ...


    EPIC FAIL :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭jordan..


    irish people, not anglo irish dubliners

    bolloxs! there is more brits living in rural areas


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    BumbleB wrote: »
    EPIC FAIL :p

    ... seriously ... ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    ... seriously ... ?
    'fraid so :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    BumbleB wrote: »
    'fraid so :(

    I try so hard only to fail so miserably :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭BumbleB


    I try so hard only to fail so miserably :(


    No just there ,

    The only thing thats moderately true is that cow **** everywhere and it doesn't actually smell that bad.I know people that smell worse and theyre not culchies.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,804 ✭✭✭ballyharpat


    This thread is gone to S#$T

    Freakin Dubs ruin everything and then blame it n the country people!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    This thread is gone to S#$T

    Freakin Dubs ruin everything and then blame it n the country people!

    ... Brian Cowen was from the country.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,804 ✭✭✭ballyharpat


    ... Brian Cowen was from the country.

    Yeah and then when he got to Dublin, he started f-ing things up ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Yeah and then when he got to Dublin, he started f-ing things up ;)

    Nah, Offaly really did the damage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    No broadband (it's why it takes them so long to respond)

    No it isn't. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    No it isn't. :mad:

    Yes, sorry, they're probably too busy with the other hand too ... it would well delay the response. :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    irish people, not anglo irish dubliners

    There is no more anglo irish they've mixed in with the natives, plus people from dublin are as much irish as ones in the country.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    No broadband (it's why it takes them so long to respond),
    No proper running water,
    No proper local bus services,
    Smell of cow's shit everywhere,
    Interfering with the animals ...
    This pigeon has never flown outside Dublin.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    No broadband (it's why it takes them so long to respond),
    No proper running water,
    No proper local bus services,
    Smell of cow's shit everywhere,
    Interfering with the animals ...

    No, not true i have 15mb broadband here and thats not slow for the country, i have running water far better than yours, i have double decker buses from my house into the town and all accross Northern Ireland so ha. No it dosen't stink of cows here.. and no for the last answer.


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